There's No Such Thing as Normal

I'm Lava (she/they). I spend most of my time on here, discord, and watching shit. This is my life and it's a shit show *finger guns*

[charl0ttan]

i like whenever i see another headline about target desperately trying to recoup themselves i hope their ceo gets hit by a boat

[charl0ttan]

never knew the invisible hand of the market was chill like that

[twentythousandvolts]

early stages of friendship are Soooo embarrassing like yea sorry....... it's me again............ i enjoy talking to you and spending time with you....... you can shoot me point blank if you want i dont mind

[twentythousandvolts]

hey guys. just so everyone knows the person this was about was the first note on this post and we're just normal friends now. and im not scared anymore.

[lamignonette]

[greenlabcoat]

can you let me in pleeeeeaase. i promise i wont use my raptorial limbs to attack and kill you

[redstonedust]

i could never handle immortality not because of any existential reasons but because i know itd make my procrastination so much worse. catch me putting off tasks for decades. catch me putting off tasks for centuries. what do you mean that movie ive been meaning to get around to became lost media 40 years ago. what do you mean that landmark ive been meaning to visit has been eroded. oooh i got PLANY of time..............

[cheemscakecat]

she

[pearlypeacepeacock69]

Guys the textiles have me sobbing. There's so much love in this movie

[faggydoggie]

putting my hand up during sex to ask a clarifying question about the order you just gave me

[coldgoldlazarus]

The explicitly pornographic ads paired with porn bans to appeal to advertisers is really aggravating, but I also want to take a moment to complain about really disgusting ads. Cartoon person with disturbingly photorealistic boils and shit, getting giant worms pulled out of their bodies, body horror shit like that. What the fuck is this supposed to be advertising? Why would you show this? Why can't I block it? It always pops up when I'm trying to eat, too. Why is this allowed? Fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you FUCK YOU

[capyyybaraaa]

thinking about this tweet again

[mousegirlheart]

[mousegirlheart]

[adventures-in-mimesis]

this format is fucking horrifying

[mousegirlheart]

[shrewdbunny-art]

[voyagers-stone]

btw if youre young and scared of doing adult things without your parents ive learned that like 90% of the time you can just tell the doctors office or the dmv "haha sorry ive never done this without help before... can you show me how to do this?" the employee will not care. if that means anything to you

[targetedknowledge]

[the-big-mood]

[innerchildabortionclinic]

Legendary

[stanzvomit]

[girlmostlikely]

ENOUGH WITH THE PROTEIN MARKETING! PROTEIN POPCORN THIS PROTEIN WATER THAT NOT EVERYTHING NEEDS 50G OF PROTEIN OK. WHERE IS THE FIBER. WHERE IS IT. WHERE IS IT?????

[ladyshinga]

[curioscurio]

when I tell you I had to do a double take because I thought these were 2 parts of the same whole joke