Zeruda|Zeru

24 y/o | PFP made by Lemonmancer , header by Alteya

[shadesalvarez-deactivated201612]

animation lessons with ross o'donovan

[commanderfantasy-deactivated201]

Learned more in 6 seconds than I did in a semester lmao

[officialstegosaurus-deactivated]

@worthingtonindustries

[comalard]

I swing both ways ;)

Violently. With a bat. Come get some motherfuckers.

[babyanimalgifs]

I love this video

[lavellaann]

@thekpopbooknerd

[mezzodical]

one round/action in D&D is 6 seconds so anything you could accomplish during a vine you could do during your turn

[theorynoodle]

Rogue: “I’m back at it again at Krispy Kreme.”

DM: “Roll an acrobatics check.”

[lovelylovelyartist]

Fighter: I want to see my little boy

DM: roll a perception check

*nat 20*

DM: here he comes

[z-nogyrop]

bard: toss me my keys

*rolls a 1*

DM: i thought you said printer

[spiritednug]

Fairy: I still haven’t found my berries

DM: roll a perception check

*rolls a 9*

Fairy: BUT! *holds up an orange* I found this.

[bemusedlybespectacled]

Druid: I am the sand guardian, guardian of the sand.

DM: Roll an intimidation check.

*nat 20*

DM: Poseidon quivers before him!

Druid: Fuck off!

[pharah]

Maybe you just weren’t meant for greatness, Thor

[superrisu]

[jugular-jungle-blog-deactivated]

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[kisstheassassins]

I CAN’T DEAL WITH THIS

[lavellaann]

AAAAAAAAAAAAA

[asscreed-userboxes]

This user loves all of the canon LGBT+ Assassin’s Creed characters.

[lucatiel]

you know that feeling when….you play as the healer and fucking junkrat does his ult but drives straight passed your team and solo ults you like……4 times in a match…….

[lucatiel]

YOU KNOW WHEN THE ENEMY TRACER SOLO ULTS YOU WHEN YOU’RE THE HEALER AND ITS P CLEAR YOU’RE THEIR TOP PRIORITY TO KILL

[lucatiel]

YOU KNOW WHEN YOU’RE THE HEALER AND THE ENEMY WINSTON MAKES YOU THEIR TOP PRIORITY TO KILL AND LITERALLY FOLLOWS YOU AROUND THE MAP AND YOUR TEAM DOES NOTHING ABOUT IT

[lucatiel]

YOU KNOW WHEN YOU’RE THE HEALER AND GENJI

[nikanono]

@terroristfish

[malpaislegate-deactivated201711]

#genji killed them before they could finish

[tanknaka]

hey

hey friend

dont kill yourself tonight ok

you have a really pretty smile and i know its not always easy to manage one but itd be a bummer if we never had the chance to see it ever again

youre really important and you matter a lot so stay safe and try and have a nice sleep

[the-grace-of-fallen-angels]

I would like a moment to thank the people who reblog post like this so that it eventually shows on my dash.

It is keeping me alive

[armenain-deactivated-deactivate]

SUICIDE HOTLINES:

list of suicide hotlines for the united states

list of suicide hotlines for international countries 

crisis text line for people in the united states

lgbtq+ suicide hotline for people in the united states

RELATIONSHIP ABUSE:

call 1-866-331-9474 if you think you may be in an abusive relationship

text* loveis (capitalization does not matter) to 22522 if you think you may be in an abusive relationship

what to do if you live with your abuser 

what to do if you have kids with your abuser

signs of an abusive relationship

list of international domestic violence hotlines

SEXUAL VIOLENCE / RAPE:

call 800-656-4673 for the national sexual assault hotline

international sexual assault resources

online national sexual assault hotline

self care after trauma 

CHILD ABUSE:

call 1-800-422-4453 if you need a child abuse hotline

foster care + adoption services

international society for prevention of child abuse and neglect

EATING DISORDERS:

call 1-888-287-0471 to contact an eating disorder hotline

signs of anorexia nervosa

signs of bulimia nervosa

recovering from an eating disorder

OTHER LINKS:

organization to help lgbtq+ refugees

get unwanted thoughts out of your head

anonymous venting

90 second relaxation exercise

[possesstiel-deactivated20190818]

where are you from and what nickname do you guys give mc donalds? here we say mc do

[ellestrix]

WA, USA. Mickey D’s

[lavellaann]

Sweden. And I call it "Donken"

[alexdturnerd-deactivated2016061]

wait if eve ate the apple then why the fuck is it called an adam’s apple

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

[literaryroses]

because she ate the apple, and then convinced adam to eat the apple as well so that she wouldn’t be alone, but the piece he bit off got stuck in his throat.

[spn-fandom-breathing-heavily]

It got stuck because at the exact moment he was swallowing, God jumped out from behind a bush like 

“WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING?!”

[sinzui]

Love this video.(ﾉД｀)ｼｸｼｸ

[jacob-mydear]

This video is incredibly well done.

[lavellaann]

This shit's emotional

[asscreed-userboxes]

This user loves the first Assassin’s Creed game.

[moonsp1r1t]

Assassin’s Creed AU where everything’s the same except the characters are named after their voice actors

Featuring memorable characters like the Syrian Master Assassin Philip

And the Italian Mentore Roger and his best friend, the famous Renaissance painter Carlos

Among many other interesting characters such as

and, lastly,

(Images from Assassin’s Creed wikia)

[ride-0r-die]

Imagine if people stopped complaining about Assassin’s creed

[allsoundsasscreed]

Assassin’s Creed Origins: E3 2017 Gameplay Walkthrough Trailer

[lavellaann]

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS