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what flowers are blooming in the garden?
as some of you might have seen me on other blogs as the "🪻-anon", i like to explore darker themes in both literature and painting. I won't draw every possible topic there is, but rather the ones that interest me the most (scenes from fanfiction i read or headcanons i imagined). Please do not interact with this blog if you are a minor or can't handle the following topics:
incest, CNC, non/dubcon, somnophilia, scat, gore, underage/illegal age gaps
both lists will expand over time, since this is my first time trying to go a little further out of my comfort zone. the topics that are "forbidden" will not be drawn or written in the future. the same goes for any request or suggestion.
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As much as I love Xeno, I can't imagine him without Stanley, so here is a Stanley Snyder Fanfiction recommendation I got:
"Best seat in the house" by @chericos
category: smut, so mdni!!!
It's a really well written and short smut, that gets straight to the point (and has a little cameo of Xeno in the end ;)). I don't know why, but sometimes I just crave short, smutty fanfictions of characters I adore and this one just hits the spot!
You can tell by the ending of the word neuron that was cut off in the sketch 🫣 Old Man Vet Stan has been on my mind as of late, deffff not related to the fact I’m playing cod again 👀
Oh! In case you aren’t aware, I’m on a dcst writing hiatus! But here’s a sneak peek of “off the menu”.
we all know and love pathetic old man Xeno from "Tenderness for coffee", but what about mean old man Xeno?
Walk with me:
old!mean!Xeno, one of the most brilliant scientist in his lifetime - the best scientist in his own words - supposed to work with a younger but well renowned scientist, who just started climbing the ranks at NASA. He'll watch you, size you up, pointing out every mistake in this cruel and degrading way, that you can feel the tears pricking at the corner of your eyes.
old!mean!Xeno, refusing to work with you or share important details just to humiliate you Infront of his colleagues:
"Didn't you know that? I suppose a lack of intelect is common in your generation."
old!mean!Xeno, who'll openly question your position in the company, eyes drifting down your curves:
"Ah, I see how your managed to receive such a high ranking position without the need of a brain."
Mhmmm, old!mean!Xeno, pumping his cock out of frustration as images of your sad and disappointed expressions plagued his mind. Using one of your handkerchiefs, that you have 'lost' underneath paperwork during lunch break, smearing it full of his cum just to hand it back to you the next day without washing it, putting the blame on you:
"I must say, you have got to be more careful. Noone would like to see a used handkerchief of such a scatterbrain."
Mhmmm, old!mean!Xeno how I crave you...
A/N: GOD, HOW I LOVE XENO!! I MEAN DO YOU REMEMBER THAT SMUG FACECARD OF HIS?! I just creamed in my pants when it got animated😭
also, @spoiledfluids WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO ME?!?! I CAN'T GO A DAY WITH OUT THINKING ABOUT THIS MAN IN ONE WAY OR ANOTHER, plz let me go to work in peace😭
we all know and love pathetic old man Xeno from "Tenderness for coffee", but what about mean old man Xeno?
Walk with me:
old!mean!Xeno, one of the most brilliant scientist in his lifetime - the best scientist in his own words - supposed to work with a younger but well renowned scientist, who just started climbing the ranks at NASA. He'll watch you, size you up, pointing out every mistake in this cruel and degrading way, that you can feel the tears pricking at the corner of your eyes.
old!mean!Xeno, refusing to work with you or share important details just to humiliate you Infront of his colleagues:
"Didn't you know that? I suppose a lack of intelect is common in your generation."
old!mean!Xeno, who'll openly question your position in the company, eyes drifting down your curves:
"Ah, I see how your managed to receive such a high ranking position without the need of a brain."
Mhmmm, old!mean!Xeno, pumping his cock out of frustration as images of your sad and disappointed expressions plagued his mind. Using one of your handkerchiefs, that you have 'lost' underneath paperwork during lunch break, smearing it full of his cum just to hand it back to you the next day without washing it, putting the blame on you:
"I must say, you have got to be more careful. Noone would like to see a used handkerchief of such a scatterbrain."
Mhmmm, old!mean!Xeno how I crave you...
A/N: GOD, HOW I LOVE XENO!! I MEAN DO YOU REMEMBER THAT SMUG FACECARD OF HIS?! I just creamed in my pants when it got animated😭
gosh, how i'd love for Stanley to put me in a headlock!!!!
A/N (artist/authors note) under the cut
also, i intend to draw scenes and scenarios that include a "y/n" or "reader" character (you can see it as yourself).
Would you prefer for the face to be censored or simply be different every time? I definitely want to use different body shapes and skin tones, but I wasn't sure what to do with the face...
Im not sure "how" i would exclude the face of the non canon character, but i would try!!!
Tadaaaa!!!! I kinda gave up on shading his mother (and forgot her wrinkles), but I'm very happy with how Xeno turned out (i hope you are too @spoiledfluids)!!!!
Maybe I will come back to this some other time (also, how do you guys like my signature? since i dont reupload these drawing on my other blog, i thougt it made sense to have one? let me know what you think!)
Imagine Stanxeno’s kid is visiting home from college— but she brings a friend along!
She’s sweet, polite and so very pretty… can anyone really blame them for wanting her?
Their kid and her fall asleep watching a movie in the living room, she may be in college now but like any good parent Stanley doesn’t hesitate to carry his kid back to their bed, just like old times. Of course her friend stays downstairs, resting peacefully even when the pair rips off her slutty shorts to expose pretty lacy underwear.
Poor girl’s gonna wake up with Xeno’s lithe, precise fingers buried in her pussy and before she can even process what’s happening Stan’s gonna be generous enough to stretch out her throat with his cock.
Thank goodness their kids a heavy sleeper or she’d wake up from the sounds of her roommate getting double teamed by her parents.
(I love your blog so much, I love the more taboo stuff but it’s so hard to find content of it!)
- 🪶 anon (if that’s available)
A/n: THANK YOU! THANK YOU! THANK YOU! THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I WAS HOPING TO GET!! I WAS FOAMING AT THE MOUTH FROM THIS ASK!! Lowkey took me a little longer to write this, cuz of how crazy I was for it!!
The moment you entered their home, Stanley and Xeno knew you were a bad influence on their daughter. They were beyond disappointed the moment their daughter walked through the door, and you followed behind her. It was every father's worst nightmare to see their daughter dress the way you do. Shorts cut too high, the bottom of your ass peeking out. Top cropped, and not to mention a neckline so deep that they could make out the cute lacey print of your bra.
"Good evening, Mr. Snyder and Mr. Wingfield," you greet them both. You take their hands and shake them politely, but they can see through your little facade. It's small, something they almost dismiss—the way you lightly clasp your chest together, making your breasts a little larger, more appetizing. They would have brushed it off as nothing if it weren't for the way you smile at them, eyes shining with a hint of playfulness they shouldn't entertain. "Thank you for letting me stay the night."
"The pleasure is all ours," Xeno smiles warmly at you, eyes flicking between you and the lace peeking out from your chest.
You were asleep, oblivious to the two men looming over you. Stanley had already taken their daughter back to their bedroom, leaving you prey to whatever the two men decided to do to you. It's almost as if you wanted it, unconsciously, silently asking them to use you. With your face pressed against the end of the couch, mouth agape and drool running down the sides, and your legs spread, easy for Xeno to slide between.
Stanley stands off to the side, his cock already freed from its confines and hardening in front of your clueless face. You looked so sweet, with your eyes closed, and that soft smile on your lips, but Stanley and Xeno know the truth. You were a slut begging to be fucked.
Stanley grabs a hold of your limp arm—the very one that you used to shake his— and wraps your fingers around his cock. It's not as tight as he wants it to be, but it'll do for now. He moves his hips languidly, soft and slow, not to wake you, at least not yet. His hard dick in your soft hands, and the tip already oozing his sperm, lightly tapping against your lips with every thrust. It's intentional, every thrust bringing the crown of his cock to your lips, smothering it in milky white—this surely isn't the first time you've had cum on your lips. Strings of his cum mixed with your drool stick to his dick, making a mess of your pretty, plump lips.
Xeno, on the other hand, had a much more delicate task. His thin, cold fingers are trailing up your legs, feeling the softness and the warmth of your body before settling at the front of your shorts. It's a tedious task to unbutton and unzip your shorts, then pull them down to your ankles, all whilst not waking you. He manages it, and he whistles at the sight of the lacey underwear sticking to your puffy cunt. The lighting wasn't the best at the moment, but even he could see the wet patch in your underwear. It highlights every fold in your pussy, even your swollen clit bulges through the material. Carefully, Xeno lifts your ass up enough to get himself comfortable between your legs.
Xeno leans in closer, pressing his nose along the fold of your pussy, through the material of your underwear, and sniffs like an ill-mannered dog. His grip on your thighs gets tighter, digging the tips of his fingers into your skin while he loses himself in the smell of your pussy. The wet material of your underwear presses against his lips, and he'd be a fool not to kiss back. Ghostly kisses, enough to taste you on his lips but not enough to wake you.
Already wet for him, Xeno doesn't have to prep your pussy for his cruel fingers. Pulling your thin underwear to the side, slick strings snapping once he's moved it far enough, he can finally begin his fun. Testing the waters, he pushes one finger in. Xeno and Stanley expect a response from you, but nothing. No squirming or whimpers, as if you couldn't feel a thing. But Xeno? He can feel how tight you are—squeezing warmly around his finger.
He adds another finger, and this time you react. Your face twists, lips curling in a cute frown, before the feeling of Xeno's fingers slowly becomes natural inside of you—your body accepting the intrusion. Both his middle and ring fingers are inside of you, thumb hovering over your clit, ready to pay attention to the little nub. The pace he sets is slow, matching Stanley's thrusts. They're enjoying the moment of the little slut on their couch, being none the wiser of what's happening to her.
Soon, they get bored with the slow tempo, and Xeno's fingers start picking up. Your wet slick has traveled down his wrist, and now with every feverish thrust of his fingers, your pussy plap-plap-plap in response. Your mouth is still agape, but now, cute noises greet Stanley's cock. Besides the wet noises of your lips kissing the tip, the most tantalizing, honey whimpers and moans slip through your lips.
It's a delightful surprise for Stanley and Xeno when they witness your pussy squirting on Xeno's hand, and your eyes snap open. They watch in anticipation as your eyes glance down towards Xeno, who's switched from fingering you to lapping your cunt, eager to get you to squirt on his tongue, and to Stanley, who's standing beside you with his cock centimeters away from your lips.
"Wh—" your voice, silenced the second Stanley's thrust went deeper than it did before. It slipped easily between your lips despite the gagging from your end. Your limp hand that he had used to thrust into, grips tightly onto his thigh. Whether as a way to ground yourself or a meek attempt to push him away, it doesn't matter. Stanley was all muscle. He could carry three times your weight without breaking a sweat. He's not letting you go, not until he and Xeno have their balls wrung dry from your cunt.
He gives you a second of mercy so he can plant himself over you. Knees planted on either side of your head, and your slobber connecting his cock and your lips together. He cups your face in his hands, ready to fuck his cock back down your throat, but your needy voice stops him.
"Mr. Snyder," you call out to him, out of breath, your chest heaving, and your eyes tiredly staring up at him.
"What's wrong, sweetheart?" Your cheeks flush at his words, and your gaze drops.
"I want your cum," you say sheepishly. You part your lips, wide open, your tongue sticking out, ready to accept everything they want. Without a second thought, Stanley stretches out your throat. Pushing himself deep inside, ignoring your cries and gagging, fascinated that he can see his dick protruding from your throat.
It was going to take some time, but Stanley and Xeno were determined to reform you from a slut to an obedient girl. All it takes is a few more sleepovers.
I don't know why, but I can't get him out of my head anymore! Thank you @spoiledfluids for blessing us with this devine man, may you take this sketch as a gift!
Since y'all liked the sketch so much, I decided to give our old man some colour✨
Tada!!!!
I think i went a little too heavy on the eyebags... what do you think? Im still in the middle of rendering the hair, but im pretty glad how most of has turned out so far! I will probably change a few things here and there, but you will have to wait for the end result ;)
In the midst of me eagerly answering your ask, I hit delete!! I'M SOOO SORRYYYY!!!! I think I remember most of it!
Hehehe, thank you! It was fun drawing Old Man Xeno! A little frustrating since it felt like I couldn't get him right! I might draw him again soon! Especially since @lavend3r-anon made some fan art for it! EEEE!!! IN LOVEEEE!!!
PLEASE JOIN THE OLD MAN XENO CULT!!! ALL MEMBERS GET CREAMPIES!!!
warnings: fingering, doctor roleplay, p in v, agegap
he would never taint his work space with your juices, unless you ask him nicely ;)
seeing you squirm in the lingerie set he bought you for your anniversary is his favourite past time
when xeno comes home and catches you in domestic moments, he can't help himself and bends you over the kitchen counter to make you a stay-at-home spouse
he noticed you whining about how terrible men your age treat you, showing you that dating older men has its advantages
I don't know why, but I can't get him out of my head anymore! Thank you @spoiledfluids for blessing us with this devine man, may you take this sketch as a gift!