I hope you like David Dastmalchian

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[dastmalchiandaily]

📸 || David vía Instagram stories.

[moveslikekeithrichards]

working with little kids is so dangerous. you get one kid who has a unique way of speaking & then spend the rest of your life with an internal monologue like “me’s go bathroom?”

[moveslikekeithrichards]

other thrilling destructions of my vocabulary:

the kid who replaced his hard G sounds with soft ones, leaving me incapable of thinking of glasses as anything other than jlasses

kid who would holler "DID" any time she finished her work no matter how many times we told her to just raise her hand

kid who began her scary stories with "once a time" and her friend who began his with "paw time"

middle schooler i had during student teaching who pronounced magritte as "mah-gritty"

the kid who said "i got boogies comin out my nose" while sobbing and the kid who said "theres his puddle of cry" while describing a drawing, both of whom i think of when im crying

kid who said that if he was 80 he would get big and turn grandpa

kid who, for no reason in particular, would just say "like a little feet" as a standalone phrase in relation to nothing

edit how could i forget. the kid who got sneezed on and angrily said "whyd you blessyou on me"

[hollowedskin]

My niece who asks people with dogs "are him big or him little?"

And every person without fail answers "uh.. him big"

[draconym]

Years later my vocabulary is still influenced by:

kid who called snakes "nakes"

kid who called calculators "cockulators"

my little cousin who referred to anything he didn't have an immediate answer to as "vewy mystewious"

"I don't yike heem"

[takadasaiko]

John Walker Appreciation Week: Day Three

Least Understood Aspect(s)

John is kind. It gets overlooked quite a bit because of the assholery that he shrouds himself in like a protective layer (especially after Lemar's death), but when his guard isn't up, we see it in the way he wants to protect people

and looks after them even when there's friction.

It's in the way that, even when he's under an incredible amount of stress, he doesn't brush people off.

He takes care of people, and I think that's born out of an innate kindness that's easy to overlook, but once you see it, you wonder how you missed it at all.

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OPLA Cast

David Dastmalchian (MR 3) and Mikaela Hoover (TONY TONY CHOPPER) | Recent Instagram Story

From David Dastmalchian Instagram Account

[arielmh]

David Dastmalchian in Under the Pyramid

[thishazeleyeddemon]

I love that the key that tells you Murderbot is starting to warm up to someone is it starts being 1. Incredibly pushy about their personal safety 2. A huge bitch to them

[rosewind2007]

Someone go tell Gurathin this?

It might cheer him up?

[maxdibert]

I kinda ship Murderbot and Gurathin too hard but in the sense of shipping where they will never ever touch in their whole lives yet there's an unresolved, brutal tension that must remain unresolved and brutal forever and at the same time both of them are fully aware of that unresolved sexual tension and that realization makes them both want to puke. Well, not both, because Murderbot can’t puke, so only Gurathin pukes, while Murderbot just repeatedly smashes its head against a wall but despite all that they still can’t make the unresolved, brutal tension go away. That’s how I ship this pair of dysfunctional, autistic freaks because it’s the only possible way to do fight me.

[xavantina]

Murderbot + Onion Headlines [6/?]

[xavantina]

Murderbot + text posts [2/∞]

[pennywises]

MURDERBOT (2025 - ) 1x08 - Foreign Object

[danielsarmand]

Murderbot 1.02 · Eye Contact

[askarsjustsoswedish]

Alexander Skarsgård, David Dastmalchian - Murderbot1.10 - Murderbot, Gurathin. AppleTV Ig (x) Thanks SwedishDelish, and Skarsjoy.

"Checking the perimeter one last time.

Murderbot - All Episodes Now Streaming."

[polkadotjohnson]

I love that he's so committed to the Street Fighter movie, even if video game live actions 9 times out of 10 end up being terrible. Even if he has absolutely no idea how this one will turn out. I love that he always goes head first and gives his all at everything he does.

Or maybe he just really likes old arcade machines idk

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