Gay as Heckle Mr. Jekyll

Kirkland|21|They/Them|White| Non-binary|

[susandotcom-deactivated20210224]

ladies? i have GOT to ask. what is going on

[feral-bard]

Well, I wake in the morning and I step outside, and I take a deep breath and I get real high, and I scream from the top of my lungs.

[drakomalfoyyy-deactivated202006]

i’m scared to have kids. like what if i accidentally kill one

[jumpingjaverts]

Or what if they grow up and hate your fandoms… then it might not be an accident :(

[jumpingjaverts]

oh my god, what the fuck was wrong with me in 2013. what the fuck. wtf

[treaclethetortoise]

this is the kind of drastic character development we need

[desolationlesbian]

something about netflix castlevania felt really weird but oddly familiar in the way the story is medieval low fantasy and yet every character is not only speaking in a super modern way but constantly dunking on eachothers backstories, dropping f bombs with impunity, and going on 5 minute tangents on whether or not vampires really are killed by running water and I couldn’t put my finger on it until I realized they all talk like they’re players in a dnd campaign

[wesleywizardstanaccount]

Carmilla: I attempt to kick Godbrands dumbass down the stairs

Godbrand: Wait b-

DM: I’ll allow it

[ventusregina]

One of the biggest power moves I have here in the midwest when someone is being racist, sexist, homophobic is that I tell them that I’ll pray for them so that god can grace them with empathy, or that “I feel sorry the devil has made his home in your heart” cause you have not felt joy until you’ve flipped the script on a suburban house mom or an old racist white man.  The joy of watching their face in shock and confusion while they’re called out in Christian Standards the same way they try to cover for their homophobia is amazing.  100% suggest it, at the very least it gets them to shut the fuck up.

[rosewater1997]

Everyday is like. Endure Emotions and Complete Tasks. Can I die

[jehovahhthickness]

If I had to listen to this, so do y’all

[yoncevevo-deactivated20251204]

he gon nut, nut inside my ass, (uh)

squirt it back, bitch i squirt it back (uh)

[notallmensheviks]

the only real victims of cancel culture were the dixie chicks

[deletingtomorrowsmh-deactivated]

Wow wish I had a cool gf

[innocentcitizenthings]

man’s dating a village wise woman and complaining 

[wizardjpeg]

you all only hate me because you do not like me and i am mean to you. grow up

[himboprince]

me, age 10: sailor moon music is the pinnacle of artistic human expression and I don’t need to listen to anything else, ever, or I am a class traitor

me at age let’s say 15: that was, perhaps, an extreme position to take, and it is alright for me to listen to some other music sometimes

me age now: after listening to all music ever created I have concluded that sailor moon music actually is the best and if I listen to anything else I am a class traitor

[exotic-venom]

[livvyplaysfinalfantasy]

[avvrice]

parents be like you can’t imagine how hard it is for us to deal with your mental illness

[avvrice]

parents be like *annoyed sigh* you’re suicidal again? really?

[1rakus]

i love naruto but if some blonde bootlicker started yelling to me about how he wanted to be the president and how he knew all about my issues and understood me then i would make an attempt on his life

[engimaticcraft]

Whoever started the “watching horror movies lowers your vibration therefor you can’t be a spiritual person and enjoy horror movies” bullshit needs to shut up

[sonneillonv-deactivated20220218]

This is like watching the very tip of an iceberg float past and being glad you can’t see how big it is under the water.

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[lotad]