[hotfriend]

[lavenderglitter420]

Turn. On. The. Sound. Omg ahahaha

[just-shower-thoughts]

Depression is like a background app that drains your battery

[lavenderglitter420]

True

[khadidon]

I’m your biggest stan Beyoncè.

[lividlovers]

I’m fucking dead!! Nah seriously someone gotta cut her a check!!!

[clamchowdurr-deactivated2022040]

so talented

[positivelysapphic-deactivated20]

Me, performing any task: Trust me, I’m a lesbian

[lavenderglitter420]

Too nsfw to post on IG u know how it is.

[just-shower-thoughts]

I wonder how Britain feels when every other country is celebrating independence from them

[nightjarring]

Poke

[pudgepige]

Pige Bath Party @palomacyispigeondiplomacy 

[lavenderglitter420]

trembling stream [of vaginal sap]

lmfao

Im showered, slick, clean, wintergreen. 

My thumb joint creaks. 

I’m laying here, on my pillowy cloud tummy with my giggling ass cheeks echoing the tremble of my feet. 

I’m tired and stressed and achey.

My lonesome skin is puckered, in spirit only though, for I moisturize more than a sun dried tomato quietly bathing in a jar of olive oil at your local Arab grocery store. 

My frustrated face yearns for sensitive pecks of love from some thoughtful safe mouth out there.

sigh. 

I’m laying here, a sparkly spirit encased in a fresh gold vessel, tired and over worked, surfing through grade A assholes on OkCupid, pondering loneliness. 

[accras]

A woodpecker hitched a ride on the side of this man’s car during a rainy day in Chicago.

[uniquely-khaotic-deactivated201]

Cute but I woulda lost it 😂

[lazysundrops]

Lmfaooooo the way the bird closed its eyes when he said “you’re beautiful” had me weak.

[smokingpixie]

I would have felt so blessed if was chilling on my arm

[ororomunroedontpullout]

*in a thick Chicago accent* “Welcome to Chicago”

[kittiezandtittiez]

[mawile]

*basket of kittens happens* *dogs stop what they’re doing to watch kittens* *humans stop what they’re doing to watch dogs watching kittens*

[leeshajoy]

*tumblr users stop what they’re doing to watch humans watch dogs watch kittins*

[camwyn]

*NSA stops what it’s doing to watch tumblr users watch humans watch dogs watching kittens*

[just-shower-thoughts]

Isn’t it weird that in order to fall asleep you have to pretend like you are already asleep?

[omgsamchap]

Every time I see a post that frames the Kardashians/Jenners as businesswomen rather than people born into extreme wealth and privilege who use the under-compensated labor of the people who develop their products (app developers, ghostwriters, publicists, etc.) to exploit the public’s perverse fascination with their grotesque freak show of a family I lose 5 years off my life.

[just-shower-thoughts]

What if Earth was actually an extremely harsh and unforgiving environment but we’ve just evolved accordingly and think it’s paradise?

[allthecanadianpolitics]

A required read from Michael Oman-Reagan.

This is all true. This all happened in Canada, and its very likely it will happen in the USA under Trump and be worse than Harper’s crackdown on Science ever was.

Links cited in this twitter essay:

The Big Chill: “Scientists Can’t Do the Job They Were Hired to Do”

More than 1000 Jobs Lost, Climate Program Hit Hard in Coming Environment Canada Cuts

Leaked document says Canadian federal climate scientists being blocked from media contact

Harper Government Trashes Another Federal Science Library

Federal scientists closely monitored during polar conference

Science Silenced: US Scientist Caught in Canadian Muzzle Climate-change scientists feel ‘muzzled’ by Ottawa: Documents

The Canadian War on Science: A long, unexaggerated, devastating chronological indictment

http://ourrighttoknow.ca/

http://write2know.ca/

https://evidencefordemocracy.ca

[alexandratheterrible]

The bumblebee was officially added to the endangered species list.

 Please:

Go plant an organic flower native to wherever you are

Leave your “weeds” alone they probably aren’t hurting anything

Stop using/buying Roundup and all other insecticides, herbicides, pesticides. 

If you have a bee problem (which almost never happens) call a local beekeeper! They will remove them safely free of charge

Bumblebees usually nest underground and just wanna be left alone! They won’t hurt you. To prevent destroying their habit during hibernation, avoid mowing yards until April or May. If you do mow, raise the blades to the highest setting

Please save my fat clumsy fuzzy friends I love them and they’re very good pollinators.

[womanculture]

By the way if you call the cops on a homeless person for panhandling or sleeping you’re evil tbh. Like there is no reasonable justification for doing that ever and there’s no justification for any cop answering such a call tbh. I hope everyone who’s participated in that can never peacefully sleep until they make things right

[bioethicists]

Same goes for people who call the cops on homeless people for “loitering” or “trespassing” (AKA sleeping or living their fucking lives without a house)