TVtheTV

He/Him, Adult (over 21), here begrudgingly. A return to my home city out of convenience and spite.|| https://tvthetv.carrd.co/ || reblog blog is @radiotheradio

[fleabag-15]

my magnus opus video

[tvthetv]

How the fuck does this only have 89 notes and why did I forget to like and reblog it?

[despazito]

Dendrogaster (a crustacean that parasitizes starfish)

[loving-n0t-heyting]

this is how they look

[headspace-hotel]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN, CRUSTACEAN.

[headspace-hotel]

my tags need to go in the main part of the post actually

[valentineblacker]

There's a different species of barnacle, Sacculina, that parasitizes crabs in a similar way to this. It has a very cursed lifecycle and I assume the crab is also having a weird time.

[headspace-hotel]

I think i've heard of this one.

I just looked it up—it injects itself into the crab's body and replaces the crab's genitals with itself, grows roots into the crab's organs (including its brain), and controls the crab's behaviors so the crab will take care of the Sacculina larvae as a female crab would its own babies—if the crab is male, the Sacculina parasite will make the crab's body produce female hormones to basically change it to female.

This is so cool...how did this even develop? How did the parasite evolve to do that? How ancient would this relationship have to be for something so complex to form?

[tvthetv]

much like farming (as the leafcutter ants do), humans thought ourselves to be the progenitors of Forcefemme. Alas, it is merely our turn to use the tool.

[tvthetv]

to you, my dear blorbo, i bestow the highest honor:

mental illness/neurodivergence that you dont know you have and/or think is normal

[tvthetv]

"This post was fact checked by true sleepyheads" - my anonymous oracle

[tvthetv]

"Attention to anyone who has a penis: if any sort of liquid is coming out of that thing, you gotta make sure to Wiggle Your Whammy Bar to get Extra Points and Bonus Star Power" - from my anonymous oracle

[tvthetv]

cmon advanced multivitamins you know it's me. ADVANCED MULTIVITAMINS, I WILL RIP YOUR LID FROM YOUR THORAX.

[tvthetv]

I need a gangster rap music video where the entire video is just the rapper gardening while singing about how tempered by violence they are and how much insane money they make. like rapping about rolling up on somebody and theyre just going insane at the ground with gardening claws. do you see the vision?

[tinyyellowflowers-blog]

Was talking to a coworker today who explained that her grandfather was like Snow White “but Californian. And an old man.” in that the creatures of the forest would follow him around and presumably duet with him.

“When he died the ravens sat in the trees outside for a week, watching. Taking turns. A horde of raccoons tried to break into the house every night, tearing at the siding. Eventually they gave up, but it was unsettling.”

“Aww. They were checking on him!” I said, like a normal person. Internally, I thought “Maybe you could do the thing you do with dead pets, where you show them to the living pets so the living pet understands they’re gone. But I guess if you did that to a bunch of scavenging species, they’d be like “Well, that’s very sad but he IS food now.” So what you’d need, for human sensibilities, is some sort of transparent corpse barrier. Like a see-through coffin oh that’s what the dwarves were doing! You’ve stopped paying attention to this conversation about the loss of a beloved family member you gotta phase back in.”

[sun-ni-day]

oh that's what the dwarves were doing

[tvthetv]

Misunderstood this for one glorious second and thought that this was implying that the dwarves would eat snow white's corpse if not stopped.

[tvthetv]

yesterday i re-read all the stuff on the Runaway to the Stars info pages for the millionth time and i gotta say. it's fucking awesome every time.

[pixelcatsend]

We are now open for registration until the end of the day on Saturday, June 27th ET!

Pixel Cat's End is a virtual pet site where you collect and manage a village of cat-like creatures. You can dress them up, give them jobs, build and decorate their homes, and take them on tabletop-rpg-style adventures.

Come down and get yourself some small, round little kitty not-cats! Features:

The tiniest baby kittens you have ever seen in your entire life.

A very slow/casual-paced game that you can easily keep up with even if busy with work or school.

Say goodbye to the gender binary.

TWO Giant (friendly) magical moose (one with hundreds of eyes), if that sweetens the deal for you.

Mermaid kitties with fishy tails.

Ascend your cats to their final form and give them antlers, wings, and bonus eyes.

Some future features:

Building a 360km boardwalk by hand.

Magical kitty cat powers (and terrible consequences for unlocking the secrets of the universe).

Find us at pixelcatsend dot com

[rockybloo]

✨Taking a moment to plug both of my webcomics that feature Black leads. Go check 'em out!✨

🌱Beanstalked🌱

After learning he's a living fairy tale, Jack tries to figure out what his true happy ending is in a world where Happily Ever Afters are disappearing.

💖Glitter and Guilt (18+)💖

Sweetheart is a magical girl. Bitterbat is the king of monsters. They're both archenemies. They're also dating.

[tvthetv]

It's Juneteenth so go check out my favorite webcomic, Glitter and Guilt!!!!! I genuinely love it SO much.

[lunar-orca]

it's pride month!!! post leather dyke enasquared and RUN

[madzogonemad]

Wtffffffffffffff why

Omg my twitter got suspended???? Actually why tho. All I do is like posts and re tweet things I enjoy. ToT

[madzogonemad]

Welp I made an appeal but I should've checked reddit first. Seems like its unlikely I'll get my account back. Honestly probably a net positive but I lost all my fuckingnnnnn bookmarks. That's a real low blow for meeeeee. ｡ﾟ(｡ﾉωヽ｡)ﾟ｡

[tvthetv]

It is really nice that Mojang is listening to players and adding highly requested features back-to-back for the first time in years.

[sergle]

btw I never posted it bc I could never seem get around to scanning it (still haven't) but the flower-border drawing has a Sister Piece on the same page!

[tvthetv]

all I know about project hail mary is it's about this forsaken doomed space boy and his pet rock (boyfriend?). They're saving an undeserving humanity for some reason.

[froflossy]

Tomateto and Hatsune leeku chibs yay