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@lavvcnder
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BRIELLE: we really are god i love us BRIELLE: PLS PLS PLS PLS BRIELLE: u suck BRIELLE: LAVENDERRRRRRR BRIELLE: he’s not musty he actually smells nice BRIELLE: i know and i said what i said
LAVENDER: NO NO NO NO LAVENDER: yeah im aware ur not the only person who thinks so !!! LAVENDER: BRIELLEEEEEE LAVENDER: i’m sure he does but he is just... a little bland ig LAVENDER: this is harassment take it back or im gonna block
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BRIELLE: i love us so much wow BRIELLE: DON’T SKIP PLS OMG I NEED BRIELLE: sahar called him musty :/ BRIELLE: i said he’s NEARLY an andre god damn it lav
LAVENDER: not a question but i agree we’re the BEST LAVENDER: BUT I DON’T WANT TO GO LAVENDER: i truly think i can only handle one family party a year LAVENDER: i mean.... i don’t necessarily disagree with her LAVENDER: being compared to andre in ANY WAY is an insult you KNOW this
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BRIELLE: as we deserve tbh ?? BRIELLE: ew probably or supermarket flowers …gross i can’t believe they’ve invited him to the fucking thanksgiving dinner i wanna puke BRIELLE: so low an ant could climb it BRIELLE: gabriel ?? idk that rapper guy BRIELLE: he’s kinda an ass but not in a sexy way or like…bc people deserve it way ?? he’s just emo in a weird way
LAVENDER: god we truly do deserve everything LAVENDER: they..... invited him to thanksgiving too ?? ugh gross i’m probably gonna skip LAVENDER: oh gabe ?? he could probably work he’s cool ig LAVENDER: lmaoooo that sounds familiar. kinda sounds like mase who YOU called an andre
❝ imessage ╱ mase ❤️.
mason: you're my girl
mason: the fuck???
mason: you're not a shit person
mason: fuck lav, you know i think you're absolutely amazing and perfect, right?
mason: he's being an absolute fuckwit its pissing me the fuck off
lavender: i fucking love hearing you say that
lavender: yes, i know. you've told me a few times.
lavender: mase, it's fine. really not that big of a deal, i'm over it.
lavender: i was just curious if u knew if he was good now cause i want things to just.... go back to normal. if that's even possible at this point.
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BRIELLE: oooft u right babes a little pout and they’re putty in our hands BRIELLE: EVERYONE IS BORED OF ANDRE the only reason dad likes him is bc he talks business well and brings flowers whenever he’s over their house :/ he’s dull BRIELLE: oh god ur right i just need someone who can take being disliked and is hot that’s all BRIELLE: i met a guy at a party the other night who might work ?? BRIELLE: okay is he better looking than andre ?? yes BRIELLE: does he shop at target like andre ?? no BRIELLE: but idk he rubs me the wrong way
LAVENDER: we could get whatever we fucking want ! LAVENDER: ....doesn’t he bring target flowers though?? i think it’s about time we kick him out of the family. fuck it if bianca is engaged to him, he needs to be BANISHED LAVENDER: really not hard to find someone hotter, honestly andre has the bar set VERY low LAVENDER: what’s his name? LAVENDER: so he meets all the criteria.... but what is it that you don’t like about him?
@jade: I MISS LAVENDER
@lavender: @jade I MISS U MORE
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BRIELLE: I’LL RIOT IF WE DON’T BRIELLE: god i hope it doesn’t at least her last boyfriend didn’t buy clothes from target :/ but i’m fucking stuck who tf is even kinda okay enough to bring home ??? BRIELLE: he’s not /as/ bad as andre but he’s….like….i dont really like him
LAVENDER: nah bitch, all we gotta do is pout. nobody can resist us, not even lucifer LAVENDER: i’m sure it won’t, if she got bored that quickly with the last one then andre, of all people, has no fucking chance. LAVENDER: honestly ? no one is fucking good enough for our family so just find someone you think can handle the criticism and go from there LAVENDER: no ?? i refuse to accept that. mase could literally crush andre if he wanted to
❝ imessage ╱ mase ❤️.
mason: what?? that you're my girl?
mason: wtf did he say this time?
lavender: yes, that
lavender: eh just some bullshit about how i ditched you and that i'll probably do it again in three weeks when we get into a fight
lavender: and it's fine but like.. i already know i'm a shit person, i really don't need the everyday reminder lol
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BRIELLE: do we get fire crowns bc i want one BRIELLE: A FUCKING ANDRE ARE YOU KIDDING???? thank you ??? it’s her second engagement and i’m ??? the one that gets the pity ?? BRIELLE: he’s just….almost an andre
LAVENDER: we’re queens, so we better be getting fucking fire crowns LAVENDER: the pity should all be going to her. i mean, it probably won’t fucking last knowing her but she’s still gonna have to deal with his boring ass for a while... and that’s worse than a million family christmas parties LAVENDER: he’s not even close to a fucking andre, what the fuck ???
❝ imessage ╱ mase ❤️.
mason: well i wanna know if he has a problem with my girl
mason: ...what? you think hes still pissed?
lavender: ...say that again
lavender: most likely. last time we texted he was and he made that /very/ clear
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BRIELLE: omg queens of hell love that for us BRIELLE: oooft a whole fucking story ??? ew AND as we know my stupid sister is engaged so everyones gonna be “poor bri” if i don’t bring someone home BRIELLE: ….are you…please don’t tell me ur actually dating mason ???
LAVENDER: it’s so fitting LAVENDER: okay but she’s engaged to an ANDRE ?? if they’re going to feel bad for anyone, it should be her 😕 LAVENDER: i am.... ?? is there a problem with that?
❝ imessage ╱ mase ❤️.
mason: hey beautiful
mason: uhhh not 100% sure but he better be fucking over it
mason: want me to ask him for you?
lavender: i mean... you can ask him if u really want to.
lavender: but i'm pretty sure i already know the answer.
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BRIELLE: you know what??? shit u right imma just yeet myself to hell instead BRIELLE: i ??? think i might ask someone to just fake be my boyfriend to make my parents happy i brought someone home ??? even tho they’ll do thE SAME THING and pull me aside and say “bri you can do better c’mon”
LAVENDER: honestly we would fucking rule hell, it’d be a great time LAVENDER: that’s what i used to do, so it sounds like a great plan to me. just make sure you have your story straight. made that mistake once. LAVENDER: i do have an actual boyfriend this year but... i’m not sure i want to make him go through the torture of meeting our family just yet
❝ imessage ╱ mase ❤️.
lavender: hey babe?
lavender: do you know if parker is still pissed at me??
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BRIELLE: if u die bitch i’m coming to hell to bring u back BRIELLE: i got a text from dad this morning saying “can’t wait to hear all about miami !! hope you’re bringing someone home this year” BRIELLE: …i wanna kermit
LAVENDER: okay fair, but just come with me bitch! i’m sure hell is wayyy better than having to talk relationships with someone i haven’t seen since i was two LAVENDER: lmaooo so you’re bringing someone home this year orrr ??
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BRIELLE: pls dear god do not die on me bitch BRIELLE: if i have to go thru one more “so where’s your boyfriend bri ??” all night i’m gonna yeet myself out the 18th storey window
LAVENDER: i’m not making any promises, but i will try my best to not die. LAVENDER: and that is exactly the reason why i hate these family things, it’s fucking torture.
