No Life It All The Time, Every Time

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[bidoofenergy]

wilbur, tasked with entertaining grian's chat: *flounders and eventually tells a joke about nuns trying to drink*

grian, sounding incredibly betrayed: i trusted you

[lawlalotti]

I think the best part is how there were so many possible punchlines he could've ended his joke with, yet he chose to end his joke in the awkwardest way possible XD

[lawlalotti]

They called her a bad omen. . .

The Scarlet Pearl, insane, crazy dog lady. They said she had evil in her heart. They said she only brought death and destruction.

When all she wanted was a friend.

It is so incredibly satisfying to see Pearl win Double Life! Even after everyone was against her, she made it through to the end and got her revenge! Very big rip to the boat boys, desert duo, and gossip girls, but to be fair Pearl deserves the world.

Can't wait for the next series!

[lawlalotti]

Joel twerking on the Warden's grave though-

[lawlalotti]

Poor Pearl, always being blamed for things that happen around her (T ^ T)

[lawlalotti]

SCAR WITH THE MLG OH MY GOSH

[lawlalotti]

It just goes to show, no matter what color Grian is on, do not be deceived. He is always red.

[i-am-the-pancake-deactivated202]

blood for the blood grain

last life grian keeps becoming more and more technoblade

[lawlalotti]

He even said "Not even close" this session!

[lawlalotti]

Tango in chat: We have a Tango dispenser. It just dispenses lives... APPARENTLY!@#$%

[lawlalotti]

My sister is a comedic genius

[lawlalotti]

GRIAN'S REALLY GASLIGHT, GATEKEEP, AND GIRLBOSSING AROUND THE RED NAMES, ISN'T HE?

[lawlalotti]

Oh my gosh this recent Last Life episode has been a wild one! I felt so bad for Scar after watching his perspective! However, maybe Scar doesn't need our pity. . .

In Scar's "friendship" contracts, he clearly states that any yellow or green name who has taken the deal cannot kill him for any reason. This means that Scar, as the only red name, is free to kill anyone he has a contract with without any repercussions or fear of retaliation. And better yet, the contracted server members are legally required to be on Scar's side no matter what.

Perhaps in this next session, we're going to see an army of red pop up from the contract holder. And boy, oh boy, am I excited for that!

[lawlalotti]

I'm a little late to the party but this last MCC was absolutely INSANE-

We can joke about Ranboo's main character energy all we want, but we know who the real protagonist is now. Grian absolutely knocked it out of the park this MCC! And what a satisfying win that was! His skills have gotten so good! No one, not a single person can say he was carried to victory, he 100% no questions asked DESERVED that win!

And can I just talk about how intense that dodgebolt was? I think everyone was on the edge of their seat when Grian shot Fruitberries! It was literally a narrative plot! Grian, all alone after his teammates get shot down around him, has to pull off a massive 3v1 versus Fruitberries AND Illumina. His teams have been placing higher and higher, getting so close to victory only to have it swiped right at the end- all of it leading up to this. . . AND HE MAKES THE SHOT! AND HE HITS AGAIN! It gets a little shaky afterwards, but after grinding everyone's nerves to dust, Grian shoots and takes the win for the Orange Ocelots!

What a good MCC!

[lawlalotti]

If I had a nickel for every time Philza joined a server, creating a hype inducing moment because something happened to Wilbur Soot, I'd have two nickels, which isn't a lot but it's strange that it's happened twice

[lawlalotti]

A Power For Technoblade

So, earlier on Techno's stream, Techno was talking about how he was a side character because Ranboo has his silk touch hands. Techno is doomed to be killed off as a sensei stand in or forgotten as an irrelevent side character. Or will he?

Everyone, I present to you: PIGLIN NEUTRALITY!

If Techno were to get a power on the Dream SMP, then the one that would make the most sense to his character would be neutrality with all piglin mobs!

I mean, I would have said that he could be a "Piglin King", but y'know. Governments and all that.

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[bumblebeebabie]

THAT FIRST SITE IS EVERY WRITER’S DREAM DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY TIMES I’VE TRIED WRITING SOMETHING AND THOUGHT GOD DAMN IS THERE A SPECIFIC WORD FOR WHAT I’M USING TWO SENTENCES TO DESCRIBE AND JUST GETTING A BUNCH OF SHIT GOOGLE RESULTS

[thatawkwardtinyperson-deactivat]

God yes reblog to save a writers life

[storiesabouthumanandthings]

For my fellow writers who also suck with words

[awkwardpenguinproductions]

Hot damn, hitting the writing jackpot today

[lawlalotti]

This was legit the funniest thing oh my gosh-

I saw this, and when Tubbo asked us to make fanart, I knew what I had to do. . .

For anyone who didn’t catch Ranboo’s latest stream, Tubbo was secretly speaking to the chat because Ranboo’s discord was bugged and he didn’t realize he was in a call with Tubbo still! The link to the stream can be found here! https://www.twitch.tv/videos/858226593

[lawlalotti]

Y'know, now that I think about it, c!Tommy has plenty of reason to hate c!Techno outside of the fact that c!Tommy blames him for blowing up L'manburg.

c!Techno's done some pretty wild things, such as:

1.) Canonically killing Tommy's best friend, causing him to be on his last life

2.) Directing a wither towards Tommy while monologuing about how he can die like a hero if he wants to so badly

3.) Actively helping Alivebur with his plans to blow up L'manburg

4.) Killing all of Tommy's friends at the festival at least once

I always found it strange that c!Tommy hated c!Techno before, but now that I think about it, it seems pretty justified. . . Too much Techno on the brain, blinding me from the truth