Grad Skool Daze

Grad Student just hoping to eventually understands the Rule Against Perpetuities and survive Statistics.

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When I have to deal with my Legal Department

I’m like . . .

and . . .

and . . .

and . . .

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When my CEO signs a contract and I find it at my desk

I’m like . . . 

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I need this shirt!

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When I send my contracts for final review . . .

I’m like . . .

wait

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When our Vendors Send us Samples . . .

I’m like . . .

. . . it’s a long story.

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When I get a contract signed . . .

I’m like:

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When my Contracts Do Not Get Direct Approval From The Chair

I’m like:

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When I get an email or Letter from the Bar . . .

I’m like:

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When I see on Facebook that my friends are out to dinner and did not invite me . . .

I'm like:

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When I spot a hottie on the other Kickball Team . . .

I'm like:

#zoom please

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When someone hits me in rush hour traffic . . .

I'm like:

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When there are bottomless mimosas at Brunch . . .

Me and my friends are like:  

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Playing Kickball . . .

Other people are like:

I'm like:

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When I accepted my first shot of Tequila last night . . .

I was like:

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Story of my Life

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Friday at 4:50 . . .

I'm like:

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When I don't approve of my best friend's nightly catch . . .

I'm like: