Hey kids. Want some juice?

Prepare yourself for some crazy shit. Tonpa is out of control. Indie Tonpa roleplay blog M!A- None and accepting, (This blog is only active when the muns main blog isn't overwhelmed. Sorry about that.)

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   Exists. Laxin’ up your drinks. Yanno. Just doing shitty things.

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Mr. Hanky the Cristmas poo drops by and says "Hoooowdy ho!"

   Happily starts singing his song.

[world-of-multi-imagines-deactiv]

Sinday! Send me some dirty anons!

[roleplaymemesforyou]

It's international kissing day! Send 😘 to kiss my muse.

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   The cursive font hurts my eyes jesus christ.

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👞👞👞👞👞👞👞

Send 👞 to throw a shoe at my muse

   REE’S LOUDLY AND AGGRESSIVELY AT THEM

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One power throw of 👞 from Hyun-Ae of luminaxgemina

Send 👞 to throw a shoe at my muse

   OH DAMN. DOWN HE GOES. SOMEONE GET THIS PERSON A MEDAL CAUSE DAMN THEY JUST DID THE WORLD A FAVOR.

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👞

Send 👞 to throw a shoe at my muse

   SCREECHES LOUDLY IN HOPES TO INTIMIDATE 

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👞

Send 👞 to throw a shoe at my muse

   “You’re going to have to try harder than that, runt. One little shoe ain’t gonna hurt me.”

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👞👞👞

Send 👞 to throw a shoe at my muse

   A loud ‘urk’ escaped his lips when the shoes made contact with his body. Giving the unfamiliar man a glare, he shouted, “Hey! That’s no way to greet people you 80′s freak!”

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👞 (from induratiized bc wHY THE FUCK NOT)

Send 👞 to throw a shoe at my muse

   “ If you wanted my attention, there are far better ways to get it baby. ” Winks. 

[fyeahrpmemes-blog]

Send 👞 to throw a shoe at my muse

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cursed blog

UNHOLY CHANTING

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   Well I’m too lazy to make this fucker a nice promo, so can ya’ll do me a favor and like/reblog if you’re interested in rping with this fucker? I can’t promise you that you’ll like this loser, in fact, you’ll hate him with all your heart; but hey, you’ll have a great time doing so. 

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   Redoes rules. Basically says “go fucking wild” WELP I KNOW HOW THIS IS GOING TO END.

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[This is an invite to torture Kurapika again please] -scarletsrequiter

   “Oh, yummy, yes~”

[kittyboichat]

[ continued from here ]

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“Like you could make me, a trained ex-assassin,have explosive diarrhea…”

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His smelly, poop stained nen surrounded him. “I WILL NOW CURSE YOU CHILD.” With that, he went to punch the smarter, faster, and all around better child. This dumbass is going to get killed.