I do think it’s funny when headcanons are presented as objective character facts bc I get “He would not fucking say/do that” as much as the next guy but I must also humbly acknowledge its powerful cousin named “A skilled enough writer could make me believe he would”
I posit a third category: “I’m tentatively open to believing he would do that but I’ve taken a chance on 3-10 fics and noped out every time”.
Subtypes/conclusions:
- turns out he would not do that
- the people who firmly believe he would do that are not sufficiently skilled
and
- I’m going to have to write it myself
















