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deadpowol

imathers

willgrahamscock

just saw a deactivated mutual's post on my dash. that's my dead wife's corpse you're all dragging around

the44th

I also reblog this guys dead wife.

brilliantpines

do you guys remember when we used to say oh worm all the time. remember that

brilliantpines

is anybody out there

acakewalkofcrocodiles

oneheadtoanother

beneathsilverstars

tomorrow i have to give my daughter’s pikachu plushie gender-affirming surgery

beneathsilverstars

(original tags: she literally had tears in her eyes while she explained that her pikachu had a boy tail shape. i was like hey she can still be a girl. all we know from her body shape is what her body is shaped like. maybe if we asked her she would say that she feels like she’s really a girl. and my kid was like BUT POKEMON CANT TALK 😭😭😭😭 so i was like ‘ok. pikachu. if you want to use he/him say ‘pika’. if you want to use she/her say ‘chu’. and if you want smth else say ‘pikachu’’. and my daughter had her say ‘chu’ and i was like see there you go! now. she doesn’t HAVE to change her tail shape. she can totally be a girl with a rectangle tail. but if she would feel more comfortable with heart shape bc she prefers it, or so that people won’t assume she’s a boy, i can make that happen. so pikachu what do you think? do you want tail surgery? and pikachu agreed enthusiastically! so. plushie gender-affirming surgery first thing tomorrow i guess!)