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Hi! My name is Theodore and I'm 22 This blog is a mash of fandoms and politics so if you're looking for something a little more ordered you should check out the link to my other blog! My art blog is lazifyre.tumblr.com feel free to check it out

[willgrahamscock]

just saw a deactivated mutual's post on my dash. that's my dead wife's corpse you're all dragging around

[the44th]

I also reblog this guys dead wife.

[brilliantpines]

do you guys remember when we used to say oh worm all the time. remember that

[brilliantpines]

is anybody out there

[acakewalkofcrocodiles]

[oneheadtoanother]

[beneathsilverstars]

tomorrow i have to give my daughter’s pikachu plushie gender-affirming surgery

[beneathsilverstars]

(original tags: she literally had tears in her eyes while she explained that her pikachu had a boy tail shape. i was like hey she can still be a girl. all we know from her body shape is what her body is shaped like. maybe if we asked her she would say that she feels like she’s really a girl. and my kid was like BUT POKEMON CANT TALK 😭😭😭😭 so i was like ‘ok. pikachu. if you want to use he/him say ‘pika’. if you want to use she/her say ‘chu’. and if you want smth else say ‘pikachu’’. and my daughter had her say ‘chu’ and i was like see there you go! now. she doesn’t HAVE to change her tail shape. she can totally be a girl with a rectangle tail. but if she would feel more comfortable with heart shape bc she prefers it, or so that people won’t assume she’s a boy, i can make that happen. so pikachu what do you think? do you want tail surgery? and pikachu agreed enthusiastically! so. plushie gender-affirming surgery first thing tomorrow i guess!)

her results look great, congrats pikachu! 💖⚡️🏳️‍⚧️

[1dietcokeinacan]

I’m sorry WHEN did he do this

[1dietcokeinacan]

Screeeeeching

[rosenkranz-does-things]

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[romehbo]

[greatwaytokillhim]

pokemon professors will do 10 years of research and be like i have a theory.. that Bulbasaur lives in the Grass

[rottencore]

This post keeps making me cry laughingg

[wormsermonizer]

regifting

[threedollarsdotcom]

theyre taking me out back behind the shed presumably to give me a medal for my valor and heroism

[titsay]

guardian of the forest

[pangur-and-grim]

[bruzum]

[bruzum]

[monstermonger]

He's worried about stepping on flowers. He loves nature.

[beardedmrbean]

[memecucker]

I think it’s funny how Mormon God was like “look polygamy is super important and I am telling you my followers to practice it even in the face of persecution” and then 40 years later Congress said Utah wouldn’t be given statehood as long as the LDS practiced polygamy and Mormon God was like “Ok tell everyone I changed my mind”

[memecucker]

I just really like the idea that Mormon God like, basically caved into pressure from the federal government