my brain isn't braining

welcome guys I post MI/MU/MaW shit 😭

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chudling

[lazy-egg4710]

here’s my annual art bomb. eat

[moonamite]

Did he cry when he got his ears pierced

[lazy-egg4710]

yes immediately

[lazy-egg4710]

here’s my annual art bomb. eat

[moonamite]

Johnny is rich and successful and charismatic but spiritually he is a loser

[tylorisgay]

[moonamite]

Happy pride month have some queer headcanons lol it’s almost midnight

Mike Wazowski—bisexual

James P. Sullivan—homosexual

Celia Mae—Straight 🥀

Randall Boggs—homosexual

Jeffrey Fungus—Pansexual

Johnny Worthington—homosexual (derogatory)

Javier Rios—Bisexual

Chip Goff—Pansexual

Chet Alexander—Homosexual, transgender

Reggie Jacobs—Lesbian, butch

Claire Wheeler—Bisexual

Tylor Tuskmon—Bisexual

Val Little—Lesbian, fem

Duncan P. Anderson—Homosexual

Joy—Lesbian

[lazy-egg4710]

When the traumatic moment is all you’re known for 🥀

I WILL MAKE HIM KNOWN!!!!

[moonamite]

Watching the scene where Johnny gets arrested 😭 oh my god this adult man just stomped his foot in anger like a toddler

Throwing the word “preposterous” with a hard p oh you can tell he was raised with a silver spoon in his mouth.

He’s probably going to be in jail complaining that the food is bad and the inmates are mean to him 😭

[moonamite]

Grown man btw

[cherrycosmos85]

HE ACTS LIKE A TODDLER FR😭

LIKE MAN YOU ARE PUSHING LATE 40S

[moonamite]

I don’t like how they wrote Johnny in the last two episodes. Like they rushed the reveal he was evil. In my mind he’s more morally grey and yk. Doesn’t act like an idiot. Especially not on LIVE TV

[cherrycosmos85]

SAME!!It all felt so rushed. I wish there was more depth in his character and not this sudden change. He fr acted like a total idiot...

[moonamite]

I’m just saying if I was on the writers team—

[cherrycosmos85]

OH YOU WOULD HAVE DONE IT A LOT BETTER!I DONT JUST THINK THAT,I KNOW THAT!There is so much potentional in making Johnny a lot more interesting in these episodes... It could have been better if we could at least get more story from Johnny and not a small explanation from Randall...

[moonamite]

Like, Johnny isn’t stupid, nor is he a man-child. Sure, he’d be worried about monsters Inc’s success with laughter and see it as a threat to his company as well as everything he’s been raised to believe in: that monsters are meant to scare.

Yes, he’s still neglectful to his employees, but it’s not like this cartoonishly evil thing, he’s not doing it intentionally.

My story idea is Randall coming back to the monster world through one of FearCo’s doors, in rough shape and mentally unstable. And in this state, he decides to help Johnny out (seeing his weakness and taking advantage of it)

Johnny of course doesn’t want to play dirty. It’s not in his nature to cheat, it’s not the Worthington way. But with his legacy on the line… well, as long as no one finds out about it, it couldn’t hurt. So he patches Randall up and allows him to stay at FearCo, unbeknownst to the other employees.

Johnny wouldn’t do the scream amplifier thing knowing it’s risky, because he does care about Monstropolis and wouldn’t want to blow it and his family sky high. So in my retelling, Randall convinces/tells him it’s fine.

The reason Tylor doesn’t stop Johnny here is because Randall never reveals himself to him. He never tells him the plan. He never gives that poorly shot and cringy exposition dump to Tylor because… why would he? No seriously why did he do that in canon that’s fucking dumb

Ough sorry long reply but. Just wanted to share my au/rewrite

[cherrycosmos85]

NOOO PLEASE DON'T APOLOGIZE,I LOVE YOUR AUS AND IDEAS. AND OH HOW I AGREE WITH YOU RIGHT NOW!!!

There is no way Johnny would ever act this way like he does in the last episodes. I just don't believe Johnny would genuinely want to...cheat. Yes,he was worried about Fear. Co and his family legacy,but I think cheating like that would make him feel really bad deep inside. Looking back at M.U we see that hard work is important for Johnny,which already means that cheating was never something he was taught to do. He was just too worried about his family legacy. He still wanted it to be high.

AND TYLOR NOT STOPPING JOHNNY JUST BECAUSE HE DOESN'T KNOW THE PLAN IS JUST GREAT. Like for real,WHY would Randall dump all this plan out of nowhere?!I know,we,viewers,needed to find out,but...there are better ways to do that??!! (connecting to your au and ideas)Randall knows laugh and scream mixing is dangerous,so him telling this to a monster he barely knows and can trust would be straight up stupid

[moonamite]

Maybe past me was onto something

[siratamako812-deactivated202007]

fan art

[lazy-egg4710]

“I’m so sorry sir your wife did not survive childbirth”

Fungus:

i have to talk about this headcanon of mine some more

[lazy-egg4710]

“I’m sorry Mr Wazowski I’m gay as fuckkkkkk” -fungus in that one scene I think

-fungus all the time

[lazy-egg4710]

Idk how anyone could say Chet isn’t mentally ill like the signs have always been there even before MAW 💔 he’s so me. He just wants to be wanted. I’m ill. He’s so puppy. Ugh. Eugh.

i think we should all sign a petition to adopt chet and hunt johnny. for sport

[lazy-egg4710]

Do u think the lil bumps on his underside are supposed to be like. Beard stubble. Idk but I just had the thought and I’m unsure how to feel about it.

I never considered Fungus as anything other than a twink. I must reevaluate my thinking and be more open minded.

ofc oomf ofc

tbh whenever i draw his human version i imagine him having stubble. like i can’t see him without it

[biang-noodles]

Video by: ItsMeRyGuy (Tiktok)

This is the PEAKEST beat I've ever heard

[lazy-egg4710]

I think the lizard may have npd

oomf you’re so right

become impatient/angry when they don’t receive recognition or special treatment - his frustration as soon as sulley beats him. again.

often feels slighted - constantly had to prove he was the best in college because he felt like everyone looked down on him

belittles others to make themself look superior - the way he treats fungus and the way he made him seem stupid, even for things out of fungus’ control

difficulty managing emotions and behavior - constantly threatening and yelling at fungus, tried to kill mike and sulley, kidnapped a child because of his intense jealousy and anger

difficulty adapting to change - took it especially hard when kicked out of RoR

feel depressed and moody when they fall short of perfection - you saw his face fall when the leaderboard switched from him to sulley

feelings of insecurity, shame, humiliation and fear being exposed as a failure - his entire personality in the first half of MU, likely carried into his MI years and dealt with in a less healthy way

taking advantage of others to get what he wants -his whole thing is just using people.

inability and unwillingness to respect the needs and feelings of other people - again, look at the way he treats people.

[moonamite]

Even when he doesn’t have fungus to push around, he immediately makes the next weakest person the object of his abuse, as seen when he immediately starts to pick on Chet in maw.

One scene in MI is particularly telling. When he very briefly reaches number one on the scaring leaderboard and immediately loses it to Sullivan. How quickly he goes from basking in the praise to seething the second he loses the attention.

‘Only spend time with equally special people’ that’s him with Johnny.

[lazy-egg4710]

EXACTLYY

[lazy-egg4710]

I think the lizard may have npd

oomf you’re so right

become impatient/angry when they don’t receive recognition or special treatment - his frustration as soon as sulley beats him. again.

often feels slighted - constantly had to prove he was the best in college because he felt like everyone looked down on him

belittles others to make themself look superior - the way he treats fungus and the way he made him seem stupid, even for things out of fungus’ control

difficulty managing emotions and behavior - constantly threatening and yelling at fungus, tried to kill mike and sulley, kidnapped a child because of his intense jealousy and anger

difficulty adapting to change - took it especially hard when kicked out of RoR

feel depressed and moody when they fall short of perfection - you saw his face fall when the leaderboard switched from him to sulley

feelings of insecurity, shame, humiliation and fear being exposed as a failure - his entire personality in the first half of MU, likely carried into his MI years and dealt with in a less healthy way

taking advantage of others to get what he wants -his whole thing is just using people.

inability and unwillingness to respect the needs and feelings of other people - again, look at the way he treats people.

[lazy-egg4710]

stop. why are you there. go away. i don’t want you here.