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@lazyaroace
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put ur hands up if you’re in a new national lockdown worse than last march bc ur pm is an incompetent cunt 🙋🏼♀️
i have beven motivated to make a list of the crimes of santa claus. no i will not say why
-promotes toxic masculinity (you better not cry)
-stalking (he sees you when you're sleeping. that's pretty creepy ngl)
-the most common: breaking and entering
-does he pay his elves??? do they have a choice??
-probably doesn't have a license for drivung reindeer
-stealing (takes cookies and carrots. that's very rude)
-forced reindeer to work for like two days nonstop
-favoritism (gives some kids coal and others presents. very rude. it ain't none of your business mr claus)
-doesn't pay rent to live in a whole ass continent. seriously man, you're probably rich, pay your share
-surprising people without permission
-keeping secrets
-not showing his identity (if you know my address & stalk me i deserve to see you)
-forcing people to cheat (i saw my mom kissing santa n. if he stalks people, he def knows she was married)
-on that note, pedophilia (that mom probably wasn't over a hundred years old or sum)
-he also cheated on HIS wife with that mom. why did i like this guy as a kid
-stealing children for help (literally any christmas movie, and you see him kidnapping)
-deception (literally anything he ever does)
-he probably also steals a lot of stuff from us earthlings. where else does he get all that stuff. mans in the north pole
-breaking promises (says he'll get you something for christmas but doesn't)
-probably magics the mailmen. how else do they know where he lives
-forcing those mailmen to go to the north pole coz he was too lazy to come get them. they probably missed dinner too
-reblog with more
sexual attraction seems weird, like a couple days ago my drama class was watching a movie and the guy took his shirt off and loads of girls were freaking out... like yes the man has titties
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Yes!
God having a crush seems like so much effort
apparently i have a distinctive sneeze
if you ever feel bad just remember one time my friends said i'm like an owl because when you first meet me i seem quite smart but when you get to know me i'm actually quite stupid and stubborn
i hope all the tory MPs who voted against free school meals drop dead 💖
Ok so like are we all agreed that willy wonka was a vampire right
like he doesn't age at all
if a real person didn't go outside that long they would be seriously vitamin D deficient but he is fine
My school's rule about socks for girls basically means that we are never allowed to show our ankles because we are apparently stuck in the Victorian era.
masks are going to be very good for ventriloquists
the end of school year crisis about the concept of time is not as good when we were not in school for the majority of the year
The 2020\2021 school year
my schools response to covid next year is a joke. We are placed in bubbles of nearly 200. We will only to be forced to quarantine if there are more than 2 confirmed cases of covid completely ignoring the fact that some may not get a test because they are asymptotic . The bubbles covid fail due to the fact that many people have siblings and therefore the bubbles will mix. I am scared. We are all scared . We had to go into school yesterday to retrieve things from our lockers and there was no social distancing or masks. In the next school year masks will not be mandatory. I seriously doubt that there will be enough hand sanitiser or opportunities for us to wash our hands or uniforms. The government is failing our generation. We cannot and will not forget how they handled our lives and the lives of others.
laugh tracks are so annoying
why are you laughing at a guy opening a cupboard like that
brexit is so old that it started when i was in primary school and i’m still not quite over that
just saying no one can stop me from dropping 50 bath-bombs in a pool