easiest enemy.

[lazyboneda]

i would like to point out that it has been 4 months since i last posted on here that i gained 1,000 followers; since then i have reached 1,700+ and its still growing.

please stop

[lazyboneda]

thanks for 1,000+ followers?! i guess...?

i mean, this blog is inactive but... idk

[lazyboneda]

Undertale Fandom: Poor Sans... He suffers so much... Lost Gaster... Lost Papyrus... Poor Sans... He must be crying all the time... He must be going through hell losing everyone he loves... Poor Sans... He just wants to be loved and accepted...

Me: What about Alphys?

Undertale Fandom: What the fuck is an Alphys

[lazyboneda]

hiatus announcement

so, even thought it’s kind of obvious by now, i sort of lost interest in sans as a muse. not because i think he is overrated, but rather that i had lost my desire to rp as a whole, and when that came back it didn’t seem to extend over to sans. welp, i guess i’ll be going on an undefined hiatus for a while...

idk if i’ll rp sans again ever, but who knows, i love the undertale rp fandom, the people here are chill, nice vibes all around, no drama i’ve seen. anyways, catch me over on my bloodborne oc for the time being. see ya!

[lazyboneda]

i’m starting to kind of dislike the underswap au tbh

[kieu-silly-world]

the undertale fandom:

[lazyboneda]

me, a few months ago: sans is a PSI user game theory: SANS IS ACTUALLY NESS, UNDERTALE IS A CONTINUATION OF TOBY FOX’S BAD ROM HACK WITH SWEARS me: ok...

[lazyboneda]

is it hypocritical of me to think that sans is an incredibly overrated character?

[lazyboneda]

dat feel when i’ve not done much on this blog at all this past month and somehow im still gaining followers

[knocker12]

:)

[lazyboneda]

when you see gay characters being put in straight ships

[lazyboneda]

🔥

send me a “🔥“ for an unpopular opinion

i don’t get why people see sans as this crying sobbing mess of a guy that constantly breaks down. like tbh i don’t think his depression should be that exaggerated, since it’s more of the existential variety, brought on by his discoveries. it’s not clinical depression, nor is it a result of abuse or other similar factors.

he experience a traumatic event, that’s true, it made him think everything was worthless, that every action can be undone, therefore there’s no reason to do anything. but i don’t really see him crying all the time, idk.

[meme-cafe]

Send me a “ 🔥 “ for an unpopular opinion.

Bonus points if you include a topic. ( IE. shipping, roleplaying, ect. )

[belowfable]

they know it was you

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♥︎♥︎♥┋@lazyboned​

           ♥︎ ACT

                   ▸ BOAST                  ● JOKE                    ● COMPLIMENT      ● IGNORE

      ❛   ye’, that was pretty good, but your pun game’s kinda average.   ❜

[lazyboneda]

      he’d act offended if he could muster the energy to get up, but sans was otherwise occupied laying down in the grass, not a care in the world ( not straying far from his usual self, but at full force sans would start a war with the kid ). ❛ your probably right, kiddo. my jokes don’t work on everybody. ❜

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TerrariaTale Starters ( P1 )

based off THIS video !    this is merely crack  i swear

❝    CUT DOWN THESE FUCKING TREES !    ❞ ❝    FUCK THESE TREES!! FUCK THEM!!    ❞ ❝    The surface is fucking AWFUL I HATE it here !    ❞ ❝    Okay , fine , I will carry a torch for you— I carry a torch for you , ____ !   ❞ ❝    You have an accent but your brother doesn’t.     ❞ ❝    Well , you see , I’m a big fan of skeletor.    ❞ ❝    I’M A  GOOD BOY    ❞ ❝    SPEAK TO ME NAUGHTY    ❞ ❝    YA YOU WENT TO CHURCH      ❞ ❝    The lights go out , your head goes down— You give a blowjob , but it wasn’t actually all that good.    ❞ ❝     Oh my god what the fuck   ❞ ❝    Nobody cares about what _____ has to say or do! No one cares! No one! AAAAAAAAAA     ❞ ❝    _____ , WHO hurt you?    ❞     ❝    None of you worship me as the great _____!    ❞ ❝    All I want to do is to be recognized for my talent!    ❞ ❝   Cheating on your bestie how could you     ❞ ❝   Who even COMPARES to our friendship?     ❞ ❝   This anger? It doesn’t suit you. It’s FREAKING me out.     ❞ ❝   I’m not allowed to have emotions     ❞ ❝   I ONLY WANT TO EXPRESS MY ANGER    ❞ ❝   You were once so pure and innocent WHAT HAPPENED?     ❞ ❝   FUCK OFF !     ❞ ❝   YOU’RE NOT THE SKELETON I ONCE KNEW   ❞ ❝   FUCK OFF , BITCH     ❞ ❝   YOU WERE PERFECT     ❞ ❝   YOU DON’T KNOW A THING , FISH.    ❞ ❝   You’re supposed to be PURE , okay?     ❞ ❝   Who the fuck do you think you’re talking to , bitch?     ❞

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❛  jeez, we’re not evenFIVE MINUTES in and    i’m already  TROUT—ing your  chances of  a    WIN.    tssk, guess we can already make your    D E F E A T o—FISH—al.  ❜

[lazyboneda]

         ❛ c’mon, undyne   - stop the bait n’ switch,                          you can fish out better jokes than that. ❜ 

      sans wasn’t exactly sure how serious undyne was about this pun on pun battle, so far he was really just warming up. while he probably wouldn’t stand a chance against her in an actual duel, in a clashing of wit ( if you could really call it ), he could obliterate her if he really wanted.