I'm not even trying

"Ugh. There's so much everyone's expecting from me." [Indie RP/ask blog for Sima Zhao of Dynasty warriors. Open to pretty much everything. Tracking tag lazymeatbun]

[jiagonglu]

“You’re not going anywhere.”

Send “You’re not going anywhere” for my muse’s reaction to yours grabbing their wrist.

“Unhand me. Can’t you understand everything I’ve done thus far has been for you? I won’t let my efforts go to waste.”

[lazymeatbun]

“No. You were wounded in the last battle. You are not putting yourself in danger right now.”

[jiagonglu]

“This is not the time for your sentimentality. This is what your father and brother have worked for, and it’s fallen on your shoulders to see it through.”

[lazymeatbun]

“No! You’re injured. If you go out there, you’ll be killed. I don’t care about seeing things through. We can do that later.”

[justrpmemesandmusings]

Your muse is a waitress at a drive in and wearing in line skates. Send ☺ for my muse’s reaction when your muse loses balance and falls flat on their face

[scxttered-musings]

“Have courage and be kind.”

[roleplaysituationsandstuff]

Send one of these in my askbox to see how my muse reacts

[lazymeatbun]

“Everyone ends up alone.” “Stay close to me.” “We need to get away.” “This is all for you.” “How could you be so heartless?” “There’s gotta be another way out.” “I’ve tried forever getting out on my own.” “I don’t wanna fight alone anymore.” “I never thought you would really go.” “I was being such a fool.” “But I can’t live without you.” “If I wanted to leave I would have left by now.” “Don’t let me down.” “And now I’m feeling stupid.” “I’ll only stay with you one more night.” “What’s that supposed to mean?” “Can’t take it no more.” “I used to pretend that I felt okay.” “I’ve failed you again.” “God knows that I tried…” “I was dreaming for so long.” “You are the piece of me I wish I didn’t need.” “If our love’s insanity, why are you my clarity?” “We both know how this ends.” “This is not what I do.” “Is that alright?” “Am I even human?” “I’m a mess.” “At least I’ve always been myself.” “No one knows my heart.” “I don’t know what I’m doing.” “There is something that you need to let me know.” “Be honest please.” “Say you’ll stay.” "I’ll look after you.” “I wasn’t looking for this.” “Here’s my number.” “Where do you think you’re going, baby?” “I missed you so bad.” “You see?” “Come on let’s go and play!” “Be my baby.” “Don’t you ever say I just walked away.” “I will always want you.” “I never meant to start a war.” “I just wanted you to let me in.” “I guess I should’ve let you win.” “You make me crazy from happiness.” “You’re my prince from the fairy tale.” “Where do I go if you leave?” “I was afraid you don’t care about me.” “I can’t forget you.” “I’m your destiny.” “You are like frost.” “We just have to wait until the next life.” “We need to talk.” “Where did I go wrong?” “I lost a friend.” “If I don’t say this now I will surely break.” “I’m losing my control.” “What’s mine is yours to leave or take.” “You’ve begun to feel like home.” “If that’s what you want…” “But I’m only human!” “I bleed…” “I can do it!” “Don’t let them in.” “Let it go.” “We only have each other."  “Okay, can I just, say something crazy?” "We are meant to be.”

[jiagonglu]

“You’re not going anywhere.”

Send “You’re not going anywhere” for my muse’s reaction to yours grabbing their wrist.

“Unhand me. Can’t you understand everything I’ve done thus far has been for you? I won’t let my efforts go to waste.”

[lazymeatbun]

“No. You were wounded in the last battle. You are not putting yourself in danger right now.”

[lazymeatbun]

Illness-Based rp Starters

"You've been coughing a lot. You okay?"

"What is wrong with you?"

"Gosh, you're burning up!"

"Um, hey? Anyone in there? Hello?"

"Ugh, just blow your nose already."

"My head might just explode."

"I think I'm gonna hurl."

"If you get me sick, I'll kill you."

"Ah-choo!"

"Okay, that can't be allergies. Are you sick?"

"Geez, you look like crap."

"That is so gross."

"Hey, woah. Don't pass out on me here."

"You really should be in bed, you know."

"I'm too busy to spend all day in bed."

"I'b fide."

"Please tell me there's some cough drops left."

"Do you think it's warm in here?"

"You're so pale."

"Have you eaten today?"

"They told me you passed out. How do you feel?"

"I'm not getting out of bed."

"The soup is probably great, but I can't taste a thing."

"You know, that's not helping me feel better."

"My nose hates me."

"You should probably stay back. You don't want to catch this."

"Are you coming down with something?"

"My throat feels funny."

[lazymeatbun]

For the “Using my submit feature send my character a picture you think they’d really like” HEHEHEHE

AGGHH IT’S NOT LOADING! ZHAO WANTS TO SEEEE!

[mxssjacksxn-archive-blog]

IF WE'VE NEVER INTERACTED, SEND ME ONE!

“Hi, I’m ______.”

“Oh fuck! Are you okay?”

“Crap! Sorry about that! Wasn’t looking where I was going. Here, I’ll get you a new jacket…”

“Need a ride?”

“How are you?”

“Seems like we’re gonna be stuck on this train for an extra three hours.”

“What’s your name?”

“Thank you.”

“You just saved my life!”

“Move the fuck out of my way.”

“Watch where you’re going!”

“Asshole.”

“Would you like anything?”

“You’re gorgeous.”

“Do I know you?”

FEEL FREE TO ADD YOUR OWN!

[lazymeatbun]

♛:Sharing a dessert (Unwillingly? Like, stealing?)

“Gimme that.” Zhao leaned down and grabbed a piece of Hanbei’s cake. He ate it and walked off.

[lazymeatbun]

He laughed and wiped his face off. “You’re right. Yuanji’ll kill me.”

[talesofmino]

“Well, my break is over. Time to get back to work,” he said with a yawn and a wave. Really, he just wanted away from the cake thief so he could get some actual rest.

[lazymeatbun]

“Alright. See ya later!”

[look-a-meme]

Send one or more for my muses reaction! (Fluffy/cute)

“Your so beautiful, ____, especially like this.” “Is it wrong of me to say I think I might be in love with you?” “I just- I just want to touch you, to feel you pressed against me so hard that neither of us know where we end and the other begins.” “Can I just be stupidly in love with you because you’re amazing, or is that a no no?” “I love you so much, and I honestly don’t know why.” “I know I’m supposed to know why I love you so much, that I should have hundreds of reasons on the tip of my tongue, but I cant think of any because I don’t know anything except that I love you.” “You’re such an idiot, you know? But it’s okay, ‘cause I love that about you.” “I don’t want to lose you, I want us to share forever, but I know you deserve to share your forever with someone better.” “I hope that you find what you’ve been looking for, that you’ll always be happy and always in good health.” “I’ll never find anyone else like you.” “Promise me that you’ll…you’ll always remember me, even if I don’t ever make it back.”

[happinessisweird-deactivated201]

Send me a ♥ if your muse thinks my muse is cute,send ♥♥ if your muse has a crush on mine.send ♥♥♥ if your muse loves mine

[lazymeatbun]

Cute Starters

"I'm glad your home."

"How was work?"

"Did you have fun tonight?"

"Get back in bed."

"Hey, I have a cold sore! Don't kiss me!"

"My favorite character died..."

"What's your favorite flower?"

"I'm baking a cake for us!"

"Happy Anniversary, ___"

"Aren't you going to give me a kiss?"

"Will you cuddle with me?"

"I had a bad day."

"Can't we just stay in bed today?"

"Please?"

"Don't make me use puppy-dog eyes!"

"Don't use the puppy-dog eyes!"

"Let's watch a Disney movie together..."

"Do you love me?"

"Will you marry me?"

"May I have this dance?"

"My back still hurts. Will you rub it?"

"Get up! It's morning!"

"Are you sure you're okay?"

"You look a bit tired, why don't you just stay home today?"

"I'll take care of you."

[many-a-meme]

Make my muse moan. Be it anonymous or otherwise, send me something to break their silence with pleasure.

[sai-mille-pattes-musou]

◇五丈原　　数多の星が逝きました　

[voidxeyes-deactivated20140529]

Hey! Can you guys reblog this if you are willing to roleplay some horror or darker themes?

[omg-they-hot]

[akitteninacollar]

<3

[lazymeatbun]

texts from last night meme 2 (nsfw)

[text]: THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD

[text]: I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.

[text]: I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.

[text]: the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?

[text]: He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look

[text]: I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.

[text]: Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?

[text]: Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex

[text]: was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??

[text]: They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.

[text]: New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.

[text]: Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.

[text]: its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight

[text]: I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life

[text]: At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.

[text]: It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.

[text]: You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.

[text]: 'go have sex with her' does not count as wingman

[text]: someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless

[text]: You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.

[text]: Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you

[text]: Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?

[text]: Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??

[text]: You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.

[text]: Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation