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Since I’ve been gone & lazy for.. who knows how long. Here’s a short starter call. 

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For Your Sass Master (Someecards + Anne Taintor Starters)

"Good morning. I see the assassins have failed."

"Well that's a level of incompetence I have not seen before."

"Did it hurt when you came up out of the ground from Hell?"

"I'd call you a douchebag but that'd imply you could get near a vagina."

"Here, let me wipe that bullshit from your mouth."

"My business isn't your business so unless you're my thong don't be up my ass."

"Two things. 1. Where have you been all my life? 2. Can you please go back there?"

"I'd like to say I understand your point of view. Unfortunately, I'm not batshit crazy too - so that's impossible."

"Your crazy is showing; you might wanna tuck that back in."

"Well aren't you just a fun little lollipop triple dipped in psycho."

"I feel a spree coming on. It's either a shopping one or a killing one. The choice is totally up to you."

"Oh darling, I don't do spite. I do karma."

"Look...I'm trying to rant here. Stop interrupting me with 'facts' and 'reason'."

"Honey, you couldn't handle half of me."

"Think of me as a challenge."

"Ladies and gentleman, may I have your undivided attention please; I'm happy to announce that shit just got real."

"I propose a toast to the booze for making you all seem tolerable."

"If some people were on fire, I'd happily toast marshmallows"

"According to serving sizes, I'm a family of four."

"Salmonella my ass, I'm eating the batter."

"I can't tell if I'm dealing well with life these days or I just don't give a shit anymore."

"Of course I talk to myself. Sometimes I need expert advice."

"I get enough exercise just pushing my luck."

"Put on your life preserver, I'm about to rock this boat."

"I think we should just be friends with sexual tension."

"You are going to be fine. You come from a strong line of lunatics."

"Nothing you say can shock me honey."

"Of course you look good. I don't have ugly friends."

"I believe we have an opportunity to make some extremely poor choices."

"We're total fucking badasses."

"You have a sick, twisted mind. Do you want to be my friend?"

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❛  How are you NOT bored?   ❜

Erin stared up at his company, eyes straying away from his laptop for only a few seconds. Honestly, all he was doing was working - there was nothing interesting about this android or what he did for a living. Although, he was still keeping up the trope that he was a game designer. 

❛  You don’t HAVE to spend time with me, you know.   ❜

He still didn’t understand the concept of FRIENDS.

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Sosei wraps his arms around him from behind! Surprise hug! He nuzzled his face into his neck, and left a smooch there. "Erin~ lets spend today together~" Like... a date or something.

↬  @klerio

The android jumped from the sudden hug. He didn’t even hear Sosei come closer. Good thing his coffee didn’t spill, he would have been a little upset if it had. A shiver came the moment he felt a kiss on his neck and slowly leaned onto the other.

     ❛  I need to get this done. I have a deadline… ❜  

He worked himself a little too hard - but being an android, he didn’t have to worry about most things. Not like he was bothered much by it, really. He was trying to lessen his workload, but when it seemed like he was ALMOST done, new stuff was piled on. He was programed for this, though. He had absolutely no right to complain, as this was his life. 

Not that he could tell Sosei this, though. He didn’t want the other to worry about him as much as he already did. Erin felt bad enough as it is - so he always did small affection acts to make up for it.  He sighed, closing his eyes. Even if he did stop work, there was no way he had the energy to go outside all day and do things. It’s too exhausting for someone build like himself… But it really wasn’t fair to his boyfriend in the slightest. 

… Well, he did have his coffee. Maybe he could just - quite literally - suck it up.

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united-bloody-kingdom:

The androids that the government kept secret weren’t as well-made as Erin and definitely more robotic in speech. On top of that, they didn’t have many human-like qualities and the majority were operated by remote. He idly wondered which nation was the first to bring about such a realistic android. If that wasn’t the case…then the Brit had a few other theories of where Erin came from. He didn’t vocalize it, of course. It wasn’t his business. “I see. If you don’t mind, would it be all right if I just called you by Erin?” He inquired, finding that it would be most appropriate. Arthur picked up his book and suddenly stood, frowning in disappointment. “That is no way to brew your tea. It must be done with love and care!” He lightly scolded the other male. “Tell you what, since this place is closing in a few minutes and I’m in a generous mood, perhaps you’d like to walk with me back to my hotel and I can brew you a cuppa?”

❛  Yeah, I prefer that anyway. I don’t like being called by my full name anyway. ❜

He shrugged in response. Maybe he’d tell this man about how he was made - if he was that curious. Plus, it’s not like other planets were suppose to be kept secret. The kids who won the galaxy league were from Korea.. if he remembered correctly. Did he know where it was? It didn’t hurt to ask. 

But upon hearing the kindness, he offered a smile. No one really.. even was nice to him. Mostly due to his stuttering problem that he sometimes had, and his fear of certain weather. It wasn’t a bad thing, really. But he was hoping to get back home.. Hold on. Did he say hotel? Maybe they stayed in the same one! It’d be worth it, that way. 

❛  Wellll.. I don’t mind. I like learning new things I don’t know about, either.   ❜

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klerio:

“If it’s for you, I don’t mind being stuck.”

His laugh, his smile. Both of those things warmed his heart greatly. It caused fluttery feelings to run throughout him. It was very embarrassing! He never felt this way for anyone. Erin entered his life, and sent him through all sort of realizations about himself. He… was hopelessly smitten for him. 

Sosei let out a pleased hum. Maybe he’ll get some sleep himself? He was feeling pretty comfortable like this. 

Erin cuddled closer to him, snuggling him. He’s never been a people person, he’d rather avoid it completely. He hated going on - that would never change, though. He never liked talking to people... Until the day he met Sosei. It was..odd. Can’t complain, though. If he never went on that one day, he never would have met him.

❛  Hey, I love you. ❜

He said it so casually. As if it wasn’t an ENTIRELY big deal that he had said. it. As if he had said it countless times before. Even though it was a casual tone, it was known that Erin actually meant it.

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memelord sentence starters

“i have depression, karen.”

“step the fuck up, kyle.”

“spoopy”

“is that a marijuana? in my good christian suburbs?”

“wow, what a dad.”

“what are thooose?”

“go back to sleep and starve.”

“[slams oven door rhythmically]”

“i said, whoever threw that, your mom’s a ho.”

“catch me outside”

“wake me up. wake me up insiiiiiide (can’t wake up).”

“mmm whatcha say”

“never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down”

“tfw no gf”

“girl, you’re thicker than a bowl of oatmeal”

“[looks into the camera like in the office]”

“if your name is junior and you’re really handsome, come on raise your hands”

“kazooo”

“when will they return from the skeleton war?”

“sorry sweaty :)”

“brother may i have some oats”

“the floor is genuine love and affection”

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So my lazy ass is finally getting to the stuff I owe. So! While I work on replies, please like this for a starter.~

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lovexgame:

The role play was unexpected, but Mimi’s not going to argue with it. It’s kind of cute in a way, and it’s going to make the much needed repair of her plushies more fun.

“Yes sir!” Mimi hides her giggle behind her hand.

“Tada!” After digging through her purse Mimi pulls back with her sewing kit. 

Erin took the teddy bear and laid it on the ground, a frown forming. He patted the bear on it’s head, as if it would help it feel better.

❛ Do you have all the stuffing needed? We need everything we can get to fix his little neck up.❜

He was just grateful that his stutter didn’t happen. He was about when talking with people. Especially long periods of time. A shaking hand took the sewing kit and opened it up, trying to find the needle.

❛ I’ll sew, unless you want to. ❜

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& this is what i’ve been up to, oops. I have NO idea where to stick this Uni.. or the others I have.

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@ribboncollection replied; aria, in another room, knowing he’s playing love live, texts him: “hey” “i see” “ur trying to” “play ur weeby tap tap game that i play too”

DSJXKNC KSDHSKZ ARIA NO DONT U DARE DO IT 

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❛  Look. All I’m saying is that you CAN’T text me when I’m playing love live! You know how many times I messed up a FULL COMBO because someone actually wanted to talk to me? It’s so annoying !❜

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united-bloody-kingdom:

Other than a large brow rising at the confession, Arthur’s visage remained neutral. “An android? How interesting,” It wasn’t easy to surprise the nation, he already suspected that something was off about Erin thanks to his lifelong experience of meeting other people and beings. “Do you have a name then? Or perhaps you just go by code like the ones the government hides?” He made sure to keep his voice quiet, it wouldn’t do good to have word out and create conspiracies and whatnot. There was already enough of that in the world. “Even so, if you’re conscious of the feeling then I can offer this much to help you out. If tea isn’t working, I’m assuming that you’re not steeping it properly.”

Government? What was he talking about? He wasn’t an issued government android.  He was from planet Kiri, on Earth for a vacation and that was it. Guess people really didn’t know that other planets existed.

❛  LO70 Erin is my full name. That’s the name Mother gave me, so.  ❜

There was nothing more to really say on that, wasn’t there? No, he couldn’t say more to begin with. He wasn’t allowed to and he accepted that. Going into detail was always too boring and long anyway. 

❛  Probably not. But I try to make it as quick and as fast as I can so I can get back to what I was doing.  ❜

Maybe that was the issue. He needed an actual relaxation... Nah. Who really needed that, anyway? 

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"I'm freezing, hold me."

MEME ⇒  accepting↬ @ribboncollection

Hold her? He had tons of sweaters that she could wear instead! He couldn’t allow himself to be distracted. His room was cold, he’d admit. But it’s not like it really bothered him in the slightest.

❛  You can always just take one of my sweaters from my closet. Nothing wrong with that. They’re big on me, so they’re probably going to be twice as big on you.   ❜

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Platonic fluff meme!

SENTENCE STARTERS

“I know you’ve been feeling down lately, so I thought I’d keep you company for a while.” “Do you wanna talk about it or should we just snuggle?” “Listen… I’m here for you.” “Hey, guess who loves you? It’s me!” “I love you more than I love [favourite thing].” “I could hug you all day.” “Nobody fucks with my friends. Except me. But that’s different.” “Hey, I bought you something.” “Hey, I made you something.” “You did this for me? Thankyou!” “You’re my friend, I’m not going to leave you.” “I’m not just here for good days. I’m here for the bad ones, too.” “They don’t like you because they don’t know you like I do.” “Don’t worry about it, I’ll take care of it.” “You’re my favourite person.” “Have I ever told you how great you are?” “Do you want to do something together? To take your mind off of it?” “Look, even my parents love you. You’re amazing.” “I’m freezing, hold me.”

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★ FILL IN THE QUESTIONS AS IF YOU ARE BEING INTERVIEWED FOR AN ARTICLE AND YOU WERE YOUR MUSE.

TAGGED BY: @ united-bloody-kingdom TAGGING:  @impassionnare & all ur muses bye. 

1. WHAT IS YOUR NAME? ❛  Erin?❜

2. WHAT IS YOUR REAL NAME?     ❛  Full name? I believe my full name is LO70 Erin. I forget my code name.❜

3. DO YOU KNOW WHY YOU’RE CALLED THAT? ❛  The name came from Mother, if I remember this correctly..❜

4. ARE YOU SINGLE OR TAKEN? ❛  Single-? ❜

5. WHAT ARE YOUR POWERS AND ABILITIES? ❛  My abilities include hacking and then sleeping for like two days if I get tired. My powers? I have a self-heal.. and I can block some incoming damage. Most of my powers are on the soccer field only. I’m too lazy to explain.❜

6. WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYES? ❛  Green. ❜

7. HAVE YOU EVER DYED YOUR HAIR? ❛  ... People can do that-!? That sounds fun! I’m gonna go dye my hair blue! ❜

8. DO YOU HAVE ANY FAMILY MEMBERS? ❛  Nope. No siblings. ❜

9. DO YOU HAVE ANY PETS? ❛  I wouldn’t have time to take care of them. ❜

10. TELL ME ABOUT SOMETHING YOU DON’T LIKE. ❛  People interrupting my work. People annoying me... people in general? ❜

11. DO YOU HAVE ANY HOBBIES OR ACTIVITIES YOU DO IN YOUR SPARE TIME? ❛ Working is all I really do but.. Sometimes I play video games.❜

12. HAVE YOU EVER HURT ANYONE BEFORE? ❛  I have.❜

13. HAVE YOU EVER… KILLED ANYONE? ❛ Nope.❜

14. WHAT KIND OF ANIMAL ARE YOU? ❛  ...W-wait what? I’m not an animal! ❜

15. NAME YOUR WORST HABITS. ❛  I don’t... have any? Is workaholic a bad thing? ❜

16. DO YOU LOOK UP TO ANYONE? ❛  AU77 Glayde. She gets to stay in bed all day and not do a thing! ❜

17. GAY, STRAIGHT, OR BISEXUAL? ❛  What? ❜

18. DO YOU GO TO SCHOOL? ❛  What’s school? ❜

19. DO YOU EVER WANT TO MARRY AND HAVE KIDS SOMEDAY? ❛  I’m married to my coffee machine.❜

20. DO YOU HAVE ANY FANS? ❛  I don’t think so?❜

21. WHAT ARE YOU MOST AFRAID OF? ❛  ...Nothing, next question please.❜

22. WHAT DO YOU USUALLY WEAR? ❛  Sweaters and sweatpants.❜

23. DO YOU LOVE SOMEONE? ❛  Er...❜

24. WHAT CLASS ARE YOU? ❛  I’m a...5*? I think. What is this mean?❜

25. HOW MANY FRIENDS DO YOU HAVE? ❛  Not many. I’m a hermit.❜

26. WHAT ARE YOUR THOUGHTS ON PIE? ❛  Never tried it.❜

27. FAVORITE DRINK? ❛  Coffee.❜

29. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PLACE? ❛  Home.❜

30. ARE YOU INTERESTED IN SOMEONE? ❛  My computer.❜

31. WHAT’S YOUR DICK SIZE? ❛ ......!!! NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS? ❜

32. WOULD YOU RATHER SWIM IN THE LAKE OR THE OCEAN? ❛  Please don’t put me near a body of water.❜

33. WHAT’S YOUR ‘TYPE’? ❛  Type of what? Favorite pokemon type? Favorite rpg class type? What?❜

34. ANY FETISHES? ❛  Sleeping.❜

35. TOP OR BOTTOM? DOMINANT OR SUBMISSIVE? ❛  I like the bottom bunk and what are the other choices?❜

36. CAMPING, OR INDOORS? ❛  ... Indoors, hello?❜

37. ARE YOU WAITING FOR THIS INTERVIEW TO BE OVER?

❛  Yes. I’ve got work to get back to. Bye.❜

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Hopping over to @judgementradiance for the night !