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Luke: emo
Michael: are you okay...? you could probably do black, though.
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Luke: emo
Michael: are you okay...? you could probably do black, though.
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Luke: yes I want it to fit my mood
Michael: and what is your mood?
text message ✉️ mikey 🍆
roxy: so in the spirit of Valentine's Day you wanna eat pizza and play video games with me and ignore all the couples and romantic stuff?
michael: that actually sounds pretty perfect. your place or mine?
I never knew you were so deep man. Where did this part of you come from? It’s scary.
I can be deep sometimes, nobody just ever comes to me for advice. All my wisdom comes from video games and movies though.
@nglluna: Guess who's not going to be watching a stupid movie about sexual abuse on Valentine's Day? This girl!
@Michael5SOS: @nglluna what are we talking about here
@Michael5sos
@shoe_lacey: My GTA and onesie is better than yours! Meanie.. 3 :(
@Michael5SOS: @shoe_lacey hey just because I love Luke more doesn't mean I don't love you a lot too!!
…You think so? I mean, I’m not going to give him a rubber duck, but if I did. Do you think he’d like it?
Of course he would. He appreciates small gestures and shit. I mean, obviously big things are also something he loves but he doesn't expect them. And just the fact that it'd be coming from you would make him love it a thousand times more. You're his person, so everything is more valued when it comes to you.
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@shoe_lacey: You're not getting your onesie back, or GTA! #thatswhatuget for breaking my little heart ):
@Michael5SOS: @shoe_lacey I'm going to go buy a new onesie and new GTA :P
The fuck is even Illuminati? Like, I’ve been hearin’ it for like, —— eight years. Google isn’t the answer to all things, lem’me tell ya’ this. —— It’s horrendous.
I don't think anybody knows, really.
Easy for you to say.
Mate, listen. Ashton will be satisfied with anything that you give him. You could give the boy a fucking rubber duck and he'd squeal like a little girl on Christmas and cherish it forever.
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Luke: help me die my hair pl s
Luke: dYe*
Michael: you want to dye your hair...?
Tomorrow’s Valentine’s Day and I have no fucking clue what to do.
It can't be that hard. You're overthinking it.
@sloanex: being alone on valentines is gonna suck so hard
@Michael5SOS: @sloanex it won't be that bad I use to spend valentines alone every year
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@shoe_lacey: D: but i need to knooooowww! He said you loved him more than me @michael5sos
@Michael5SOS: @shoe_lacey I'm obligated to love him more for career purposes I am truly sorry
@roxybtw: @Michael5SOS I'll come with you willingly, no need to stuff me in a suitcase even though I'm tiny.
@roxybtw: @Michael5SOS well I'd be happy to have many adventures with you. :)
@Michael5SOS: @roxybtw stuffing you in a suitcase sounded kind of fun, but okay.
@Michael5SOS: @roxybtw lets have many adventures then! :D
"I love you, Mike.." She sniffled and let tears fall down her cheek.
"I love you too, Lace." He smiled softly and wiped away some of her tears. "Please don't cry."
I was trying to shop for Valentine’s Day and asked for help and the lady persuaded me into buying sexy lingerie for a girlfriend that I don’t even have or want. So, uh, anyone want it?
Take it back on Valentine's Day. Walk up to the lady who sold it to you and just be like, "I actually bought this for you. Happy Valentine's Day." and then walk away. Perfect plan.