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barneycalhounslutmoments

im so sad *one second passes* i’m literally god *one second passes* i’m like if a sex toy had a heartbeat

apunknamedshae

Philomena Cybercunk

Is this anything

apunknamedshae

I'm meeting with Yorinobu Arasaka, Head of Arasaka Corp. They're one of the largest names in corporate security, as well as some other things that I don't find as important. I'm going to ask him some questions that Night City's citizens have been dying to hear an answer to.

"So, who is 'Eddie', anyway? And why is all of our money named after him?"

zxid

collection

fishlung8877

chimichangacongaline

coughed and out came another cyber goth doll

Umas turn! finally the trio is complete <3

inbabylontheywept

I have a little paperwork tray next to my computer, and my cat will set next to me and scream until I pick her up and her in the tray like a freshly submitted assignment.

She won't settle for food, or for pets, or for being in my lap. She specifically wants to be in the paperwork tray. There's a stapler there, and a charger, and a bunch of lumpy things that would be annoying to sit on, but she insists.

Really, the worst part is already over, which was figuring out what she wanted. I spent months getting yelled at before I figured out that she wanted to be filed. In my defense it's a pretty unusual request.