Rick and Morty Starters II
“God damn it, I love myself.”
“Get that parkour! PARKOUR!”
“Welcome to your reckoning BABY!”
“I saved the goddamned universe.”
“I. Am. Afraid. That… Ah…”
“I hope to be seen one day as someone who just likes getting high.”
“The fate of the galaxy rests on your shoulders!”
“Sounds like you and the word ‘epoch’ have some catching up to do.”
“I never said I was angry at you.”
“I’ve always kinda suspected that everything you do in a year can be knocked out within a couple of hours.”
“Give me a reason why I shouldn’t crush your windpipe…”
“You act like prey but you’re a predator.”
“I’m sorry I’m not a classic maternal archetype.”
“Stay strong! I believe in you!”
“I told you if I ever saw you again, I would kill you.”
“I’m coming for you now.”
“You’re in a universe beyond your imagining.”
“I have a medical degree.”
“When did you become the romantic one?”
“This is it, we’re goners. We’re not gettin’ out of this one.”
“I want cookies and a 90 minute cut of Avatar.”
“I refuse to answer a literal call to adventure.”
“Like father, like goddamned daughter.”
“I shouldn’t lie to you.”
“Let’s drop the kids off and tie one on.”
“When you’re an asshole, no one wants to tell you you’re right. To give you the satisfaction.”
“It’s not my job to take sides.”
“This can only end with one of us dead.”
“I hope you’re happy with this adventure so far.”
“Rich a-holes are rich a-holes.”
“You made my sister cry.”
“The thing about maintaining and cleaning is that it’s not an adventure.”
“It’s perfectly legal, if that’s what you’re wondering.”
“Those aren’t the questions you should be asking.”
“You’re no threat to me or anyone.”
“That will be your downfall, not being open to new experiences.”
“You’re free to do as you please.”
“I’m going to go get a drink.”
“A little extra snippy this morning, aren’t you?”
“I’ve wondered about having a vagina.”
“Who in the fucks toilet is this?”
“Your mere presence in this building violates international law.”
“I have sustained a lot of damage. I’m close to death.”
“When I don’t like something about the world, I change it.”
“I’m just using logic to put the dots together.”
“We get shoot-shoot now.”
“I can’t really roll with the hero types and they don’t want me around.”
“Everyone in the universe is a hero.”
“You are the master of your own universe.”
“I can’t help if I can’t see.”
“You can stay dead to the world and stay in this room or…”
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