zoeyspellman:
“Someone came in at three in the goddamn morning and asked if we could fucking gift wrap. Maybe it’s my lack of experience talking but… do people normally buy fucking batteries for birthday gifts? I want to say it’s better than nothing but I really don’t know if that is. I’ve seen all kinds of desperate in this job but that might take the cake.”
“At least they’re useful, I guess. Three in the morning, though? I, uh, can’t imagine why anyone would be in such a hurry that they’d buy batteries as a gift at three. What... what hours are you keeping there, anyway? That doesn’t sound... ideal.”









