Punk Rock Dork

Call me Cal! 22, they/them or he/him (agender), France, INTJ, Prince of mind.

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

starting to think I may actually have some issues and even perhaps problems

[mitchipedia]

Building a keyboard with a rotary dial instead of a number pad.

[memewhore]

[chickenonabicycle]

That's not a map that's an Excel spreadsheet.

[bellionshellion]

#god can someone gerrymander that a little #just for variety

[only-tiktoks]

[all-hail-the-kazoo]

[8ball-wizard]

new spell: *beats the shit out of you with my staff*

[space-morningstar]

[dailymtgflavortext]

Its bewildered bellow was met with a stern “shh.”

-Wrong Turn

[zvaigzdelasas]

just add this string to my div whenever you see me, im not paying for that shit

<svg xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2000/svg" height="14" width="14" class="hlLCc" role="presentation"><use href="#managed-icon__blue-checkmark"></use></svg>

[zvaigzdelasas]

clout piracy walktrhough

[greelin]

if i was a court jester i’d flirt with the king at any given opportunity. subtle at first but if he was interested and we’d share banter then i’d sit in his lap. then he would say i’m the funniest silliest little man alive and kiss me with tongue

[greelin]

how could he NOT fall in love with me though like i am literally there making him giggle, daily. a grown man covered in gold and he is just laughing at my stupid little jokes. i have that bastard wrapped around my finger. He knows it

[greelin]

all part of the plan

[jewishevelinebaker]

[staff]

Hi! We're introducing Important Blue Internet Checkmarks here on Tumblr. They're a steal at $7.99—that's cheaper than some other places, when you consider that you get not one but TWO checkmarks for your blog. Why, you ask? Why not? Nothing matters! ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Get yours here!

[rapidashrider]

Tumblr staff I desire you carnally this is so fucking funny

[cats-and-metersticks]

[sayitaintsarge]

(via)

[dduane]

...What can one even say. :)

[time-sponges]

I misread this at first but I think this would sell infinitely better if you could pay to give other users a blue check mark. Maybe for like 24 hours? A mark of the beast sort of thing

[becausegoodheroesdeservekidneys]

Your third eye is wide the fuck open

[brockianultracricket]

Pay no attention to this png

[brockianultracricket]

Citadels cover art by Simon Eckert

[hazoret]

MY COMIC IS LIVE GO READ IT

Space hijinks! Mercenaries! Romance! Stupid interdimensional bullshit!!! I have it all!!! (Eventually)

Silent Nova | Tapas

Silent Nova | Tapas

[thetattedstoner]

[thetattedstoner]

Bruh I laughed my ass off the entire time

[thetattedstoner]

For those that are lost, it’s a slippery lube Race lmao

[jadorexjaii]

I was invested from start to finish. It was anyone’s game at all times

[yogibreez]

Mario party getting wild bihh

[surprisebitch]

when will america catch up to this type of entertainment

[everythingstarstuff]

[lost-carcosa]

Oh look, it’s campus-police officer Lt. John Pike who pepper-sprayed peaceful protesters at University of California Davis.

And UCD reportedly payed $175,000 for this image to not appear when you search it on google:

[ladychurch-deactivated20200811]

Darn shame if this circulated…

[equalistmako]

[shadytail]

We also figured out—the hard way—that the ancients probably cut each layer of linen to the proper shape before gluing them together. For our first linothorax, we glued together 15 layers of linen to form a one centimeter-thick slab, and then tried to cut out the required shape. Large shears were defeated; bolt cutters failed. The only way we were ultimately able to cut the laminated linen slab was with an electric saw equipped with a blade for cutting metal. At least this confirmed our suspicion that linen armor would have been extremely tough. We also found out that linen stiffened with rabbit glue strikes dogs as in irresistibly tasty rabbit-flavored chew toy, and that our Labrador retriever should not be left alone with our research project.

[krakenartificer]

I love this in every way possible. What is it from? Where can I read more?

[blackcatphysics]

The pitfalls of experimental archaeology and puppies.

[shrewreadings]

link to source:

“Unraveling the Linothorax Mystery, or how Linen Armor Came to Dominate our Lives.”

https://jhupress.wordpress.com/2013/04/24/unraveling-the-linothorax-mystery-or-how-linen-armor-came-to-dominate-our-lives/