[sacred-portal]

[beetroot-merchant]

im not a girl Unless ☝️ im being told to go piss

[eschocat]

Pee changing color depending on ur hydration is very intuitive game desigm

[zsnes]

[ultimate-queen-of-fandoms2]

Tags via @redtailfins

[reachperfection]

[estrogenesis-evangelion]

if you've never been clinically depressed, this is the short version

[godlessondheimite]

In 2026, the chicest thing a gay actor can do is never explicitly come out as gay but also make it abundantly clear that he is. Coming out is too modern. Staying closeted is too old fashioned. But this method merges contemporary freedom with Old Hollywood glamour and allure, and it weeds out the dumbest people who truly don’t get it. I call it the Pascal Method.

[nobodys-odyssey]

Taylor Swift does this

[godlessondheimite]

no she doesn’t

[nobodys-odyssey]

You clearly don't go here or to queer history and signaling, or both, enough to have this conversation and I'm not going to explain it to you. You could have asked questions, you could have done even a modicum of research. You didn't and you made yourself look ignorant. Goodbye.

[dancinbutterfly]

#I'm fucking crying#this is an instant classic#this is the next meme#i can't believe I'm here to see a baby copypasta nary two hours old#I can't#lol#i laughed way too hard#iconic

[tall]

[charl0ttan]

[ninjasmudge]

ive been in here so long........

[ahotknife]

i really do fucking love the train. i sit it goes we arrive etc

[actualized-animal]

Did You Learn?

you can lie on the floor in your home and the Soft Baby who lives there will approach you. this will increase your chance of contact with Nose Wet by 75%

[treecitysessions]

Text I got from my guy friend who’s currently dating a man for the first time when I asked him how it’s going

[treecitysessions]

I heavily fw bro

[firagasoap]

Broccoli Knuckle Duster by David Delahunty

[ma-gpie]

[bruzum]

[kittydealer]

u/Fine-Dog-9874

[anak1n]

no rest for me and im not even that wicked ?

[ishowdespair-deactivated2026012]

[hamptercatapult]