Captain Furrypants

Lvl 24 | 22051996 | ♊ | 🇫🇷 | INFP-T Artist 🎨 Bookworm 📚 Metalhead 🎧 Occasional Writer ✏ 🐾 Animal Lover • Anti-Human 💀 Ravenclaw🦅 H-Division🔪 Loki's Army🐍 Side art blog : pikartiste Side Ripper Street blog : rschronicals

[catchymemes]

[bunjywunjy]

The Domestication of Cats, 7500 BCE

[angel-of-the-redacted]

Reblog if you've found friendship because of your fandoms.

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[hungwy]

my ancient greek history professor is making us post memes weekly. i swear to god

[blackpyrefly]

heres one for you

[thepringlesofblood]

my time has come for hyperspecific classics memes

[saltykingsalty]

I…I need context. I’m gonna research all this shit one day.. If I remember after work

[lemonsharks]

I understand most of these!

[marisolinspades]

[oldfarmhousefallfeatures]

“The summer air is now laced with autumn breezes. Time is passing.”

— (via moonshadowandme)

[le-chat-sur-mars]

11,16,26,27

Here we go ! :D

11) favourite native writer/poet?

Erf ! Hard to say ... I’ve a soft spot for Guy de Maupassant for a writer, and I’ll say Arthur Rimbaud as a poet.

16)  which stereotype about your country you hate the most and which one you somewhat agree with?

Hmmm ... The one I hate the most is French people are dirty (which’s quite true ... but still hate it ^^’), the ones I clearly agree, however, are : French people are grumpy and French administration are the worst (100% believe me).

26)  does your nationality get portrayed in Hollywood/American media? what do you think about the portrayal?

Yup, more than once. Mostly Paris ... Seriously, this representation is far far FAR away from reality (the last example I can tell is Netflix’s Emily in Paris ... Gosh it’s so f*cking cliché I made me laugh X’D You poor fools, Paris isn’t paradise at all).

27) favourite national celebrity?

Nicola Sirkis (love of my life) and Eva Green <3

Thanks for asking ! :D (x)

[slavicafire]

“hi, I’m not from the US” ask set

given how Americanized this site is, it’s important to celebrate all our countries and nationalities - with all their quirks and vices and ridiculousness, and all that might seem strange to outsiders.

1. favourite place in your country?

2. do you prefer spending your holidays in your country or travel abroad?

3. does your country have access to sea?

4. favourite dish specific for your country?

5. favourite song in your native language?

6. most hated song in your native language?

7. three words from your native language that you like the most?

8. do you get confused with other nationalities? if so, which ones and by whom?

9. which of your neighbouring countries would you like to visit most/know best?

10. most enjoyable swear word in your native language?

11. favourite native writer/poet?

12. what do you think about English translations of your favourite native prose/poem?

13. does your country (or family) have any specific superstitions or traditions that might seem strange to outsiders?

14. do you enjoy your country’s cinema and/or TV?

15. a saying, joke, or hermetic meme that only people from your country will get?

16. which stereotype about your country you hate the most and which one you somewhat agree with?

17. are you interested in your country’s history?

18. do you speak with a dialect of your native language?

19. do you like your country’s flag and/or emblem? what about the national anthem?

20. which sport is The Sport in your country?

21. if you could send two things from your country into space, what would they be?

22. what makes you proud about your country? what makes you ashamed?

23. which alcoholic beverage is the favoured one in your country?

24. what other nation is joked about most often in your country?

25. would you like to come from another place, be born in another country?

26. does your nationality get portrayed in Hollywood/American media? what do you think about the portrayal?

27. favourite national celebrity?

28. does your country have a lot of lakes, mountains, rivers? do you have favourites?

29. does your region/city have a beef with another place in your country?

30. do you have people of different nationalities in your family?

[blog-of-a-multitude-of-fandoms]

Prompt List

I compiled some prompt lists I found to form a list of 76 kiss prompts. Send in a number and a character and one of us shall write a one shot based on it. 

“Good morning” kiss

Kiss on the forehead 

Drunk/sloppy kiss

Awkward kiss 

Angry kiss 

“I’m sorry” kiss 

“I’ve missed you” kiss 

Seductive kiss

“War’s End” kiss 

“Goodbye” kiss

“I almost lost you” kiss

Kiss on the nose 

Kiss on the ear

Kiss on the neck

Kiss on the back 

New Year’s kiss

Needing to kiss to hide from bad guys

“I do” kiss 

Shy kiss 

Surprised kiss 

Kiss on a dare 

Sad kiss 

Exhausted parents kiss 

Kiss of life 

Kiss inspired by a song

Jealous kiss

Giggly kiss

First kiss 

Last kiss 

Kiss under a full moon

Kiss at dusk 

Kiss at dawn

Kiss in a dream 

Returned from the dead kiss 

Themed kisses

“We can never be together” kiss 

It’s-the-end-of-the-world kiss

Awkward teenage crush kiss

Spin the bottle kiss

Hiding/hoping not to be caught kiss

Forbidden kiss

Sated kiss

Soft kiss

Tender kiss

Passionate kiss

Long kiss

Quick kiss

Morning kiss

Before Bed kiss

In Secret kiss

Public kiss

Accidentally Witnessed kiss

Against a wall kiss

Against a Locker kiss

True Love kiss

Caught off-guard kiss

Breaking The Kiss To Say Something, Staying So Close That You’re Murmuring Into Each Other’s Mouths

Moving Around While Kissing, Stumbling Over Things, Pushing Each Other Back Against The Wall/Onto The Bed

Kissing So Desperately That Their Whole Body Curves Into The Other Person’s 

Throwing Their Arms Around The Other Person, Holding Them Close While They Kiss

Hands On The Other Person’s Back, Fingertips Pressing Under Their Top, Drawing Gentle Circles Against That Small Strip Of Bare Skin That Make Them Break The Kiss With A Gasp

Lazy Morning Kisses Before They’ve Even Opened Their Eyes, Still Mumbling Half-Incoherently, Not Wanting To Wake Up

Routine Kisses Where The Other Person Presents Their Cheek/Forehead For The Hello/Goodbye Kiss Without Even Looking Up From What They’re Doing

Being Unable To Open Their Eyes For A Few Moments Afterward 

One Small Kiss, Pulling Away For An Instant, Then Devouring Each Other 

Staring At The Other’s Lips, Trying Not To Kiss Them, Before Giving In

When One Stops The Kiss To Whisper “I’m Sorry, Are You Sure You-” And They Answer By Kissing Them More

A Hoarse Whisper “Kiss Me”

Following The Kiss With A Series Of Kisses Down The Neck

Starting With A Kiss Meant To Be Gentle, Ending Up In Passion

A Gentle “I Love You” Whispered After A Soft Kiss, Followed Immediately By A Stronger Kiss

When One Person’s Face Is Scrunched Up, And The Other One Kisses Their Lips/Nose/Forehead 

Height Difference Kisses Where One Person Has To Bend Do Wn And The Other Is On Their Tippy Toes 

Kisses Where One Person Is Sitting In The Other’s Lap 

Kisses Meant To Distract The Other Person From Whatever They Were Intently Doing 

Top Of Head Kisses

[memeuplift]

[scienceoftheidiot]

Wish people would stop trying to explain men who do bad or evil things by saying "But he had no father! He never knew his father and this is why he has become a bad guy!"

1) it's extremely guilt tripping for single mothers who do all they can

2) it's feeding the rhetoric of people who want to stop same sex couples from having kids/adopt

3) it's not and never has been backed by any science

4) if all the kids who never knew their father turned bad you'd be surrounded by monsters

5) it's tiring af for people who never knew their father, and don't give a shit about it

Also that doesn't "make them gay", this isn't how it works. And if you take both tropes it says you think gays are evil. Nice.

Just stop this.

[ariescults-moved]

reblog this with your sign and if you like coffee or not

[retrogamingblog2]

Artist Courtney Hiersche created Nintendo artwork from paintings she got at a thrift shop

[mabonetsamhain]

Pour le dating pros and cons : Amir -^^-

Pros:

Very attentive; loves to invite you in cute niche Indian restaurants; cuddles on the couch, good dancer.

Cons:

He’s a freakin’ diesel, like really, really slow to understand somtimes XD; can be late on a date because he was deep in a book; with his job, can cancell a date sometimes, but always try to catch up after.

Thanks for asking ^^.

[le-chat-sur-mars]

Moooh il est chou <3

[scienceoftheidiot]

(Pour le True / False game) You love stuffed animals :D

I kinda like them? But I don't own many. Like this is the only one I have at home and I bought it last year at the zoo :

If you translate litterally though, I do own a few pieces of taxidermy but this is like the evil side of "stuffed animals"

🤣

Thanks for playing!

[le-chat-sur-mars]

Iiiih elle est trop chou !!! :D

Et de rien ^^

[scienceoftheidiot]

AES for my WW1 AU with my OCs (including new ones !) 

Life During Wartime (ENG) - Life During Wartime (FR)

In early 1917 France, people’s lives have been turned upside down by the war, both on and behind the front. They have to find ways to make it better. Legal ways, moral ways… or not.  Tag list @heirsoflilith @ironweirdo @rainetterouge @alrion @fyoriginalstories @foxesandmagic (ask if you want to be added to my OC story taglist ^^”)

[askboxmemes]

True/False game. Make an assumption about me in my ask and I’ll tell you if its true or false. Go.

[happysuggestions]

Please send some in. I have nothing to do.

[angelsanarchy]

Send a ship and I'll tell you who:

[askboxstuff]

Gives nose/forehead kisses

Gets jealous the most

Picks the other up from the bar when they’re too drunk to drive

Takes care of on sick days

Drags the other person out into the water on beach day

Gives unprompted massages

Drives/rides shotgun

Brings the other lunch at work

Has the better parental relationship

Tries to start role-playing in bed

Embarrassingly drunk dancer

Still cries watching Titanic

Firmly believes in couples costumes

Breaks the expensive gift rule during Christmas

Makes the other eat breakfast

Remembers anniversaries

Brings up having kids

[castledock]

Honestly as a blind person I’m so tired of seeing fictional blind characters who don’t use white canes or other guides. “They have special powers so they know what’s around them” or “they’re confident enough to not need a guide” are common tropes, and I’m tired.

Are people scared that using a white cane will make their blind character seem weak? They can’t use a cane because they’re so special that they already know what’s around them, and other blind people who use guides are inferior because they’re not special?

I’m tired. Give your blind characters white canes and other guides. Let them hold onto their friends, let them have guide dogs. Don’t make white cane users feel ostracized for not being “strong enough” to go without.

Another thing that pisses me off is when a sighted character comes up with the fantasy equivalent of braille and teaches it to the blind character. Braille was invented by Louis Braille, a blind man, in 1824. The blind character should be the one coming up with it.

Tldr I’m blind and tired of sighted people lol

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