The accuracy

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trying on a metaphor
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cherry valley forever
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hello vonnie
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The accuracy
list of things im handling well currently
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i feel like throwing up i am so anxious for this trip
so there’s this terrible spotify ad (i don’t have premium because unemployed. boo) from biore, about their ridiculous nose strips, and i want to throw something across the room every damn time i hear it. FIRST OFF, those “blackheads” on your nose usually aren’t even blackheads, they’re sebaceous filaments. if your skin is properly washed and exfoliated, then they’re not dirt, they’re supposed to be there. they’re just going to come back and biore KNOWS THAT, so they have that awful ad telling you that they look “dirty” and disgusting (their words!!! idk about the word disgusting but i know they used dirty and the entire ad is very very self esteem-killing) so you’ll keep on buying the damn nose strips for a fake condition that isn’t going to go away. you can diminish their appearance using AHA exfoliants, but they will be back within 24-48 hours if you try to remove them.
in other words: fuck you and your predatory scam, biore. throw out ur biore strips guys.
I NEVER KNEW THIS IF ONLY SOMEONE TOLD ME WHEN I WAS 12 I MAY NOT HAVE DEVELOPED DERMATILLOMANIA.
FOR FUCKING REAL
From the Wiki article on sebaceous filaments: “Unlike blackheads, however, they cannot be removed and are a permanent part of the human skin.”
This has honest to god changed my life okay thank you OP thank you so much
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its funny cause if you say “white girls are so pretty” not one of them baking soda bitches would say “don’t you mean ALL girls are pretty?”
I swear to God. 👆🏽👆🏾👆🏿
bonitaapplebelle
Last Week Tonight s02e19
Great casting
Please unmute this
tumblr introduced me to sociology and i absolutely loved it until i started academically studying it
wat the fk
i feel bad for twins that aren’t equally attractive
this was me and my twin prom night
thank you for the text post
another year, another disappointment
finally
Tumblr makes fun of suburban moms a lot, but like 95% of posts here sound like they were written by a 40 year old housewife leaving a passive aggressive note on their daughters door. “Friendly reminder that dirty clothes go in the laundry basket and clean clothes go on hangers. I can’t believe this still has to be said. Anyway, love you babies, be safe out there.”
Daily reminder: Red didn’t make the food, it has nothing to do with her
i love babies so much
like i am actually so irritated with people telling me stupid shit like “are you going to go on birth control now? haha” “wow slow down you’ve got two already?” it’s literally none of your fucking business if i’m using birth control or not, how many kids or how fast i want to have them, or anything else i do with my body
like i get that people are mostly just joking but its still annoying as fuck
if i want to have 124964389458 kids thats my own damn prerogative
Since y’all always wanna talk about not romanticizing shit, how about we stop romanticizing pain and discomfort?
Stop telling people they will only ever be successful if they take risks and leave their comfort zone.
Stop telling people that choosing...