CoolPenguins

i'm a potato

[sarasletter]

never    forget      this       

[ofcoursethatsathing]

[this Julius Caesar pencil holder]

[vethyourhalflingmother]

vax: *falls 80 feet and slams against the ground on vecna’s very first move*

me:

[criticalrole-incorrectquotes]

(Percy): let me take off my glasses so I can see.

(Scanlan): what kind of logic is that!?

[my-critical-rolemance]

i’m right and i should say it

[skelebells]

some percys

[roocharfferarts]

what a fight

[my-chemical-friendzone]

me months ago: LMAO DnD is such a nerdy game. choke me if i ever get into that shit

Me now: You know the rules Luxethorok, you must roll a strength check if you want to successfully lift the Triberium sword from its resting place in the Weeping Forest. 

[diamancris]

i know they were doin desguise self then but i needed to draw this

[criticalrole-incorrectquotes]

(Jester): you two are having sex!

(Caleb): really? Mollymauk why didn’t you tell me? I would have put my book down.

[audible-smiles]

my fave thing about Molly is that he has no actual circus skills. he’s like me in high school joining Debate Drama & Forensics and only ever doing the extemporaneous speaking events so I could hang out with the theater kids without actually being good at anything except bullshiting

“I can pass out flyers and I’m into…(rolls dice)…tarot”

“that’s not- look, kid, do you have anywhere else to go?”

“absolutely not. I can juggle swords! I mean, presumably. If you have some swords I can borrow. how hard could it be?”

[nilim]

Anyone ship Nott x Platonic Affection?

[midnigtartist]

Stay on task Widogast

[miravariable]

i saw this post and my immediate thought was keyleth and vex

[bixbiboom]

Ashley: “Ready?”

Will: “Get some good height on it.”

Ashley: “Ready?”

Brian: “Action!”

[The chorus of Adele’s “Hello” plays during the slo-mo]

[everyone cheers]

[jonghyun-always]

Sending love, support and hopes for a good recovery for Minho! Get well soon bby 💙

[balamist]

staff: our bot is very reliable

tumblr bot: