We're covered in lies and that's okay

Erika | 29 | Maine | ♑ I'm Erika and I fuck up a lot

[cpericardium]

[jodielandons]

NOAH LYLES pulls out the Blue-Eyes White Dragon and Exodia the Forbidden One Yu-Gi-Oh! cards before winning all of his 100m races at the 2024 Olympic trials

[stylographic-blue-rhapsody]

“who is linkin park?” - one shot KO by my younger coworker

[stylographic-blue-rhapsody]

I am going to unfold all of your clean laundry and leave it in a pile on your bed

[skullhaver]

it's like every step that I take is another mistake to you

[stylographic-blue-rhapsody]

bestie…. it’s taking me one step closer to the edge and I’m about to break

[stylographic-blue-rhapsody]

do. Not

[mrknaogan]

Knitting youtuber: I like to knit for 25 minute long blocks at most at a time with a 5 minute break within each so I do not get injuries.

Me who did a 14 hour marathon on the weekend with a team of 7 spinners and knitters to shear a sheep and knit a man’s jumper in as short a possible time:

[mrknaogan]

Here’s the jumper by the way. 14 hours earlier it was on a sheep.

We came second out of the three teams competing.

[ospreyonthemoon]

Extreme sports are WILD huh

[itisiives]

By Mj.majcha on Instagram.

[becausegoodheroesdeservekidneys]

Guy who just wants to eat: "WHY DOES IT KEEP MAKING CATS"

[imaginarylands4000]

[cannibalchicken]

[zacariah-d]

Scotland is the best thing to have ever happened (ty for the reblogs/likes holy heck ima jus bein silly lil bean :3)

[kinkajoulovesstrawberries]

This video killed me 🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀

[studentlifeproblems]

[reslake]

Pride Month upon ye

[toastling]

Booty shorts that say this on the ass

[thepromiscuousfinger]

I love very specific cakes

[easily-evi]

I had to redraw this cake 🍰

[jellyjamheadobb]

[terramythos]

bisexuals. Attack

[sweaterkittensahoy]

I JUST sat down.

[animentality]

[pansexualpizza]

“Must have reliable transportation” = “this is how we legally discriminate against poor people who take the bus”

[courtcourttheshort]

As someone who has held several management positions with hiring responsibility, this is true. The boss at my last job informed me before I conducted my very first I interview,

“You can’t outright ask someone if they have a car or have kids. That’s technically illegal. But you need to know because sometimes they can be deal breakers. You can just say ‘Do you have reliable transportation?’ and ‘Do you have any current circumstances that could impede you from being successful at work?’

To which the last one most people fumble and would say, “Well I have kids, so sometimes they could get sick. But that’s not often.” But then your potential employer could mark it down on your interview notes nonetheless.

I thought that maybe it was just my own employer. But now I noticed that I am asked both of these almost every time I interview for a job.

Language is very sneaky. Be careful how you answer. Corporations can be snakes.

[iproposeawager]

In my businesses class my professor told us that the bus counts as reliable transportation. You do not legally have to say “I take the bus” just say “yes I do have reliable transportation” and leave it at that. Do not over share. DO NOT OVER SHARE. The second question just say no. If your kids are sick call out as if you are sick. I don’t have kids but I myself can get sick and that doesn’t hinder my ability to succeed so kids getting sick shouldn’t hinder you. When I call out I give as little info as possible. No one needs to know why you call out. They can’t ask about your “illness” because it violates HIPAA if they do. So as long as you don’t offer more info than you need to you should be okay.

[got-no-skill]

[monsieurrobot]

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[defilerwyrm]

if you listen closely you can hear the tumblr user base growing older