horrid creature

women lover, leaf licker. Happy pride everyone!!

[leaf-lickers]

tumblr… I remmemnber you're Popes

[leaf-lickers]

love her like no other tonight

[maryam-we8ster]

the knight can only kill tum8lr sexymen and i think that’s 8ased

[leaf-lickers]

wait… what if they’re waiting for The Roaring to finish off sans

[leaf-lickers]

maybe she has some stuff to work through. maybe i do too. but she finds me pretty when im slurping noodles and getting broth everywhere and i think of proposing when she reads heartstopper out loud and gives the characters cringe anime voices (the british accent is very inconsistent). and maybe in the moment that’s all that matters.

give someone you care about a soul crushing hug today. or talk to them on the phone. contact is contact regardless of touch

[kat]

i had a dream last night that the entire world used a currency (?) called angrypennies which as the name implies are obtained by experiencing anger. the stronger and more intense your anger was, the more angrypennies you'd gain. an all-consuming rage would earn you more than a slight irritation, etc. so people were always searching for ways to fuel their anger and purposefully keeping themselves angry all the time because they wanted to earn angrypennies. unclear if angrypennies could be exchanged for goods and services, or if they were just a collectible.

anyway, as if this wasn't heavy-handed enough, at one point british comedian greg davies appeared and explained that angrypennies couldn't be worth feeling angry all the time. this was a real revelation to dream-me and i was finally able to break free of the angrypenny grind and allow myself to experience emotions other than anger.

[kat]

it goes without saying that i will be using the word angrypenny as if it was part of the common vernacular instead of a term that my dreaming brain conjured up i.e. "he's all about the angrypennies" (derogatory way to refer to a guy who searches for reasons to be angry and possibly lacks introspection)

[ninjagokata]

chapter 5 weird route (or weird route in general)

[honeysweetie-love]

There is always that gay urge to shave or dye your hair

[sternfleck]

Thoughts and prayers to my European mutuals suffering under their omega heat

[ralfmaximus]

do NOT google "omega heat"

[chocomiking]

prayers for the people googling "omega heat" for the first time

[pragnificent]

This is Money Snake. She only appears every 312 years. 

If you reblog her picture within the next twenty-five seconds you will have good luck and fortune for the rest of your life. 

[thingsamylikes]

I reblogged her late last year and my 2024 has been very satisfying work-wise and (secure enough to not stress out) money-wise so far. Money Snake is wise and good.

[lemonsharks]

always reblog money snake

[leaf-lickers]

“oh what’s alien stage? i'll just binge it” i says with joys.

[wizardnaturalist]

a book should be $5 a little drink should be $2 and museum access should be free and all hours

[dogpuppy]

Hm ok what the fuck is this thing

[leaf-lickers]

semi wet rag

[goracememy]

[yourlocalsubmissivegirlfailure]

i did this for like 5 minutes . Consecutively. I’m easily entertained

[jojo-the-dogg0]

Equiping an armor tutorial

i'll prob make more bc i love talking ab armors

[dogpuppy]

[leaf-lickers]

schlurp

[leaf-lickers]

GUYSGUYSGU

OK SO

yknow the blue flowers in the ch 5 website

in the screenshot of the festival it looks like the skelebros have a ton of flowers outside of their house

BLUE flowers. hmmm suspicious

yknow how the light blue soul bullet pattern (from Omega Flowey’s fight) is featured in the trailer

i wonder who else tends to use light blue attacks? sans yes but…

maybe kris will meet their prospective step-uncle if sans locks tf in (homeboy boutta be cooked alive by Asgore rip)

[leaf-lickers]

some summertime doodles of my squingly little skrungles Mimmi and Bibi!! Mimmi is the creature and Bibi is the rabbit :>