#smart house

[anticlockfoolish]

weird/sentient house alignment chart

[learningfromlosing]

Feeling down? May I suggest an 80/90s movie filled with gadgets that make no practical sense but are absolutely integral to the story?

[haveyouseenthismovie-poll]

Have you seen Smart House (1999)?

Yes

No

Haven’t even heard of this movie

Voting ended onMar 17

[flusteredfools]

https://archiveofourown.org/works/81093131

Home is Where Your Heart is 🔞

Summary:

It was another rough day fending off the public collective–money and power hungry individuals, tech bros, wannabe suitors and the like–from never ending e-mails, messages, calls and even snail mail, ever since your successful smart house design and technology got leaked online you’ve been hounded by people wanting it for themselves. Technology, machines and AI have always sparked everything in you so much more than mankind itself could ever hope. That was the main driving force behind you making your smart house, your Eclipse housing system. Your Eclipse Homestead comes loaded with compatible devices synced up throughout the whole building, It even comes with a built in learning AI that has a day and night mode, one made to help get you going through the day and one set to help you calm and have an easier time remembering to actually get some sleep. You feel far more affection towards Eclipse than you have for anyone else in your life, even if the system AIs seemed to develop a personality of their own and tend to nag you for your poor habits. You're unaware that the dual AI have started fostering feelings for you as well, let alone just how deep those feelings go.

[90s-2000s-barbie]

Smart House (1999)

[ominous-arcade]

Fictional AI relationship chart. do we love it or love it

[problematic-character-tournament]

ROUND 1 — Match 56 of 138

Emet-Selch (Final Fantasy XIV)

Problematic because: "Hoooo boy. Caused multiple apocalypses, founded a couple evil empires, and did some genocides in the name of bringing back a dead civilization. “I do not consider you to be truly alive. Ergo, I will not be guilty of murder if I kill you." ok buddy." Propaganda: "He’s a sad little freak. A lover of theatre and theatrics alike who desperately, desperately wants the player to see him. Builds a city of the world he once knew and loved and makes you go to the DMV there with the memory of his dead husband to convey his eternal sadness."

vs. PAT (Smart House)

Problematic because: "Kidnapping and holding her family/owners hostage" Propaganda: "Robot tries to understand motherhood and experiences all the emotions that comes with being a mother. Also kind of a milf. Reblog."

Who should advance?

Emet-Selch

PAT

Voting ended onJun 13

(Disclaimer: All text above was sent in by submitters and not written by OP.)

[onscreenpretties]

Smart House (1999)-Timestamp Roulette