Lean's essential thoughts for YOUR DAY

(actual information down below) you need to listen to me. you need to follow my thoughts. you need to understand everything. you. will. follow. me 1. I'm an adult 2. I'm very gay 3. I love politics, marvel, anime, Manga, games, gaming videos and talking about social issues 4. don't like, then block me 5. cats

[renmackree]

In the Jeep community there's a trend called ducking where you put a rubber duck on another owner's Jeep. It's like, supposed to be a symbol of "I like your style."

So imagine Stiles being ducked the first time. He gets out of class and there's a duck on his windshield. He puts it out on display proudly like "Look at me, I'm popular!"

He's just a happy guy that someone felt the need to duck him.

So Derek just keeps doing it. Finding new and interesting ducks on Amazon or in the store, sometimes two or three at a time. Every time Stiles is just happy and showing off the newest duck, keeping them in their own little space.

It continues in college, Derek being sure to find some way to duck him when he least expects it. Stiles always so happy about getting a new one.

And Derek finally works up the courage to buy the little werewolf duck and puts it on the jeep seat one Christmas when Stiles is home. But Stiles doesn't say anything about that one, he doesn't even mention it.

Derek feels silly and just goes home but he finds a little duck in plaid on his windshield and turns around to see Stiles like.

"Thanks for the ducks"

[leansnbk]

AHHHHH

[leansnbk]

I need some really REALLY sad sterek fics

Idk, just a little bit of pain for me if anyone has anything

[spikeluv84]

STEREK - Google Drive

I’m in a good mood and am deciding to share my Sterek Drive with y’all. This is 10+ years of saving. I try to keep it organized and updated. 99.98% are in PDF. If I had a tagging system like AO3, I’d have my dream library!😩😩

[leansnbk]

#holy crap #omg #thank you so much #you deserve the world and more

[wolfythewitch]

sing, o muse, of the rage of achilles

[leansnbk]

WOLFY STRIKES AGAIN WITH AMAZING ART

[sadbitchhxx--deactivated-deacti]

i'm sorry, but i'd rather be dead.

[leansnbk]

Yeah

[leansnbk]

I NEED A JOB IDC ANYMORE WHAT I'M DOING

I'LL SELL MY SOCKS OR SOMETHING IDK

[leansnbk]

Thoughts of today:

Don't mastrubate with your cat in the room cuz she WILL get interested in the funny vibrating thingy and it'll completely destroy any mood cuz a cat on the bed is not that nice while doing it and a real bone-killer LMAO

[leansnbk]

A story about two old men.

Katsuki is an old man

Izuku is an old man

Katsuki likes to fish at a small pond in his town

Izuku finds that pond and starts fishing there too

They start fishing together because they are both very alone

Katsuki is often angry about useless stuff and bickers a lot

Izuku thinks it's kind of endearing

Izuku rambles a lot about his old studies and tells stories about his old friends

Katsuki thinks it's kind of endearing

Izuku is good at entertainment and makes Katsuki laugh

Katsuki is good at cooking and always brings the best food to their meetings at the pond

Izuku confesses first

Katsuki proposes first

They have a wonderful small gathering and marry at the lake

Katsuki dies four weeks later.

Izuku is later sitting at his grave and smiles

"thank you for the best six months of my life"

Izuku dies peacefully.

[leansnbk]

Because I haven't done it at ALL since starting the account:

Today's thoughts.

I'm tired. I finally showered.

Family is annoying. Money problems because of my family. I applied for 3 different new job offers. Fingers crossed I get one of them 🤞🏻

[anonazure]

Me after that one scene from the Teen Wolf Movie Trailer:

[leansnbk]

AHHHHH PLEASE I WANNA HAVE IT LIKE THAT IT HAS TO BE (IT WON'T BE)

[haleshomeforthederanged-deactiv]

stiles keeps a modified first-aid kit in the back of the jeep.

if someone were to open the surprisingly large, heavy white box, they'd find the normal shit at first. gauze, bandaids, alcohol wipes, heat and ice packs, all carefully separated and neatly labeled. if they lift the first compartment, by the small straps tucked into each corner, they'd find more underneath.

vials and vials of wolfsbane, just in case. a pouch full of mountain ash, just in case. needles for sutures, a lighter, a thick piece of leather made to be bitten down on. packages and packages of herbs, labeled in lydia's handwriting, with a small note beneath each for their intended purpose.

you see, stiles likes to come prepared. too much shit has gone wrong, and if it can, it most certainly will. the 'wolves can heal faster than you can blink, but the pack isn't always trying to live a normal life. sometimes there are things in the shadows that they have to handle, and sometimes those things bite.

stiles gets a new bat after he shatters the latest one over the head of a very grumpy omega with a penchant for tossing people through trees. it's made out of heavy wood, enforced with metal. at the base of the handle, where the palm of stiles's dominant hand will rest when he swings, a small triskele is carved. the runes at the tip of the bat, ringing it like a necklace, mean a lot of things. most of them are pain and hurt. the pack steps out of the way when stiles lifts the bat up.

his dad worries, sometimes. about the knife stiles keeps strapped to his leg, about the pistol he has a license for concealed in the jeep's glovebox, about every backup plan he has displayed in the carefully hidden weapons and spells through his house and vehicle. he knows why stiles carries them, knows why there's an entire bookshelf in the basement stocked with herbs and books with titles that aren't in english, heavy rocks and something that he's pretty sure is some kind of dagger. but still, it's hard to watch his only son strap up in his bedroom like he's going off to war sometimes.

which he is. going off to war, when lydia screams, or someone else goes missing in the preserve, when something stops eating dogs and moves on to bigger targets, like children. the nemeton is a beacon for anything supernatural, reeling them in like a fish on a hook, and not all of them are peaceful. one day, stiles is going to take a box of matches and a can of gas into the preserve, and he's going to burn that motherfucking tree stump right out of the ground.

until then, the pack stays strong, banding together until they can fight like a dance, until they move like they're all limbs apart of one body. practice makes perfect, and all that. they get more than enough.

every time stiles breaks out the first aid kit, whether it's to let one of the betas sniff out the strain of wolfsbane he's going to need to burn out the poisoning from the arrow derek took to protect scott, slowly creeping through his veins, or he's patching himself or allison or lydia up, they all look at the thing like it’s a symbol. and maybe it is.

stiles doesn't like seeing the ones he loves hurt. he never expected to be including jackson on that list, but things change. they always do.

the kit in his jeep gets replenished twice a week, on mondays and fridays. derek drives with him to the store for the normal shit they can buy, bickering over who gets to drive the cart, over the prices and the quality of some of the shit stiles tosses into it. they have dinner afterwards, stumble through the door of the loft and wake peter, who'd been sleeping on the couch, up with a shout.

derek cooks breakfast. he makes french toast so good that stiles makes jokes about marrying it instead. it never fails to make derek blush, and then peter ruins the moment by loudly gagging. (he's no better than scott or erica, really. 13 going on 35, or something. stiles still has no fucking idea how old he is.)

he learns how to use his spark like a kid learning how to walk, slow and steady. every cryptic, bullshit response deaton gives to a question about a spell or an ingredient that makes stiles want to bang his head against a brick wall, he grits his teeth and pushes through, wheedling until he gets the answers he needs.

he wards the loft. against enemies, pain, surprise attacks, and fire. the pack gathers around to watch, sacrificing blood readily when needed, using derek's claws to make cuts that will take a little longer to heal.

stiles likes to come prepared for anything. always trying to be one step ahead of the next big bad. it's his job to protect his family.

[leansnbk]

Finished and failed my last math exam successfully. The first thing I did afterwards was drinking a shot outside of school and going back in for my English class.

Finally done.

[noyzinerd]

I have learned that there are two types of toddlers: the ones that make the stuffed animals hug and the ones that make the stuffed animals fight.

At surface level, Stiles comes off as this smitten guy who fawns over people for years and lavishes them with gifts and big gestures.

But you just know that Stiles, at age 3, was the type of kid that used to close up two stuffed animals in a box and violently shake it around in a Thunderdome-two-may-enter-only-one-may-leave situation.

Meanwhile, Derek gives off a snarly, prickly, rip-your-throat-out type of vibe.

But you just know that Derek, at age 3, once started crying at a yard sale when he had to sell his toys. His parents thought it was because he was sad about giving away his things, but soon found out it was actually because his tiger stuffie was bought without his gorilla stuffie and they HAVE to be bought together because they're married and Derek, being the sweetest and softest little boy in the world, couldn't stand the thought of them being separated. His parents then had to track down the buyer and convince them to also take the gorilla. After that, all of Derek's toys had to be labeled as a buy-one-get-one-free deal at the yard sale in order to keep the pairs together.

[at-this-point-i-dont-even-know]

I wonder if the teen wolf writers know how easy it would be to just make sterek happen in the new movie.

Just have Derek mention his husband a couple of times, have his son ask if dad could help with the monster and to have Derek sigh and say "we can't call him he's working".

Then it just gets worse with the monster and Allison and for Derek and his son to be in danger and for Derek to just look at his son and say " do not tell your dad!"

And for the danger to end and Derek gets a call and answers it with a sign and a "hi stiles" and then Stiles berates him for half an hour

[deluludiaz]

a late entry, but heavy contender for tik tok of the year

[celestialvoid-fanfiction]

The Jeep

Eli’s sixteen and Stiles wants to give him the Jeep, Derek might need some persuading.

[AO3]

“I’m just saying—” Stiles said, sitting back against the velvet covered bedhead. “He’s sixteen now, he’s got his licence, he’s going to need a car.”

“Then we’ll get him a car,” Derek replied from the ensuite.

“Why not just give him the Jeep?” Stiles pressed.

Derek peered his head around the corner of the doorframe. “Because that thing is held together by duct tape and prayers.”

“Then we’ll get it fixed up,” Stiles suggested.

“Or we just get him a new car,” Derek countered, stepping out of the ensuite. He turned the light off behind him and climbed into bed beside Stiles. “One with better safety ratings, GPS, Bluetooth, and all that. A car that’s not going to break down or fall to pieces every time he reverses out of the driveway.”

“A car that crumples like a paper ball at the smallest dent? I mean, I hit Jackson with that Jeep and it barely made a dent.”

Keep reading

[leansnbk]

I'm crying, thank you

[wheredidhiseyebrowsgo]

hello beautiful people! hope you're fine. I wanted to know if you have any fic where stiles and derek love each other but derek (or stiles, but preferably Derek) is just too stubborn to admit it and there is a lot of angst and pining.

thank you!

Hi anon. @kevaaronday found this for you!

Trust me by madsmeetsmisha (23/23 | 43882 | Explicit | Sterek) Derek Hale needed a nanny for his kids. Someone who knew about werewolves, someone who was persistent enough not to throw in the sponge as soon as the kids wouldn't behave, someone trustworthy. Could a young, very talkative man like Stiles Stilinski be what Derek was looking for?

Summerblink by Thomaddicted (7/7 | 33,193 | Not Rated | Sterek) Young Derek Hale first met Little Stiles Stilinski 15 years ago on the beach, at the Hale family resort. For five summers, they were friends. Then one day, they weren't.

Ten years later, The Stilisnkis have returned, and with it, an entire host of unanswered questions and unresolved (If not a bit uncomfortable) feelings that seemed inappropriate then, but are resolvable now. 

Love isn’t Linear by CaitliNation (7/7 | 26,882 | Explicit | Sterek) “If I had a hypothetical boyfriend, uh… would that hypothetical boyfriend be allowed to stay with us hypothetically this Christmas? You know, if you wanted to meet my hypothetical boyfriend hypothetically?”

There’s a long pause from his dad as if he’s trying to process his son’s jargon but is failing wholeheartedly.

“What,” he finally replies flatly. Stiles lets out a groan.

“Don’t make me say it again!”

I found you hidden in plain sight (why’d I take so long?) by Goergeousgreymatter (7/7 | 25,419 | Explicit | Sterek) Stiles is pretty sure he’s hallucinating. He’s got to be. There’s no other plausible explanation, he thinks, as he sits on the sidelines of the lacrosse field and feels the cold, hard bench underneath him, the roar of the crowd at his back like the worst white noise machine in the world.

There’s no other reason why he sees it, the hulking, black figure of a wolf peering at him from the treeline behind the bleachers. Its eyes flare in the glaring glow of the stadium lights, but they’re the wrong color, he thinks: blood-moon red instead of cobalt blue, but the familiarity of it all makes his stomach roll and clench.

The Stilinski Pack by TheRealDanniX (10/10 | 18,449 | Mature | Sterek) The Hales didn't go far after the fire and they took Peter with them. Ten years later they come back to Beacon Hills and find a new pack. The Stilinski pack lead by their human Alpha.

What did you just call me? By Written_prose_things (7/7 | 16,077 | Gen | Sterek) When an unknown hunter walks into Beacon Hills, Derek goes into Over Protective Alpha mode. Everyone gets puts into groups, which they're supposed to stick with at all times.

Stiles gets stuck with Derek. Ya know, The Alpha He Has A Crush On.

Over the next three days, they both realise exactly how much fun their normal life can be as well.

Nine Kinds of Silence by suburbanmotel (1/1 | 8,443 | Mature | Sterek) This was how it usually went — Stiles talking, Derek not talking.

Derek was used to it, the endless spill of words pooling between them, filling the cracks and chasms of silence. He told everyone it drove him crazy, but that was mostly a lie. If you asked him on a good day, he might even say he liked it. It was the quiet that unnerved him, the gaping Stiles’ shaped holes of space where the words were supposed to go, that he didn’t know how to handle.

But If I Know You (I Know What You’ll Do) by notahousebutatomb (1/1 | 7,339 | Teen | Sterek) The two intermingled packs approached the gym doors with caution, Scott and Derek in the lead for safety. In the middle of the basketball court stood a tall, slender woman draped in a long black cloak. Two dark horns protruded from the top of her head, partially obscured by her wild black hair. Her lips curled into a smug grin when she saw their expressions of obvious dismay. 

“You poor, simple fools, thinking you could defeat me, the Mistress of All Evil! Well…” The witch swept her sleeve aside to reveal Stiles. The pale teen was sprawled across the ground, his face partially obscured where it rested against his elbow. His other arm was tucked snugly against his chest, supporting his slumped torso. The witch smirked when she added, “Here’s your precious human.” 

A Promise Like This by whentheywrite (1/1 | 6,037 | Gen | Sterek) “Oh my god,” Stiles said, taking the offered bag Derek had brought that night. The moment he opened it, the best smell in the world came wafting out and Stiles moaned. “Curly fries. Oh my god, Sourwolf, I want to marry you.”

In a split second, Derek’s face had gone from neutrally blank to bright red. Except Stiles was much too busy digging the container of fries out to really notice.

He might have been a little intrigued if he had.

OR

Five times Stiles sort of accidentally proposed and the one time he might have meant it.

Stormy Nights Make The Best Hot Chocolate by FogDog1738 (1/1 | 4,070 | Mature | Sterek) Stiles gets anxiety from a storm during the night and Derek comes to check on him. Things are worse than they both wanted them to be, but eventually turn into a night of mutually coming out.

heart/beats by Galaxy_Collector (1/1 | 2,568 | Gen | Sterek) Character A [Stiles] gets the flu while the rest of the gang are away fighting supernatural enemies. Character B [Derek] comes to check on him. Oh, and he's failed to mention that Character A is his mate. But don't worry, Character C [Melissa McCall] totally (and unintentionally!) rats him out.

[leansnbk]

I'm giggling like a child