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I can't even process the thought of Monsta X without Wonho. I don't want to accept it as true. My heart hurts.

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MONSTA X’S English Introductions

TV Host: Hey everyone! Welcome! We are here with Monsta X! Monsta X can you please introduce yourselves and greet our viewers in English?

Shownu: Hello my name is Shownu *starts sweating nervously*

Wonho: Heyyy my name is Wonho! Can I be your Blondeho? *winks*

Hyungwon: Hello Monbebes! I am Hyungwon *does finger heart*

Kihyun: Hi I’m KihyunNnNNn *sings name in 5 octaves*

Minhyuk: Hey I am Minhyuk! Monbebes I love you! *does 2 hand heart over head*

Jooheon: *baby voice* ayee whassup monbebes *back to gangster voice* I’M JOOHEON!! YOU MESS WIT ME U GET CHEWED ON YOU BEST BELIEVE I BE TOO ON RESPECT MOTHER FATHER *flips off the camera from 6 angles*

TV Host:

Monsta X:

Jooheon’s mom from home: He use to be a church boy….

I.M.: Hey i’m I.M., hello monbebes. We’ll do our best.

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EXO on Your Honeymoon {Requested}

 “Can I get a EXO on your honeymoon? Please include Luhan, Tao, and Kris”

Here you go anon! :)

Xiumin: “So what now?” You asked Xiumin as you both made it back to the hotel after sightseeing in Rome all day. “What do you mean what now?” He asked coming behind you and slipping his arms around. “You know what I want…” You tried to play shy, “Hmm…what do you want Minseok?” He lowered his head and deposited a kiss on your neck. “You. All of you…”

Luhan: “I can’t believe that this is real! That we’re finally married.” You would muse out loud with him over glasses of wine. “Baby put your glass down.” He would tell you his voice going low. He’d reach out and take your glass from you setting it on the table before leaning over and kissing you deeply on the lips. “Is it starting to feel real now?”

Kris: “You look so beautiful in your dress.” He would whisper to you once you both left the reception and headed to your hotel. “Thanks baby” you’d respond blushing and using your hands to smooth it back out. “Too bad I may rip it trying to get it off of you” He’d warn making your heart beat fast. “Be careful! it’s got a lot of buttons!” You ‘d tell him as he started to unfasten it. “Hon..” He’d breath down your spine “Don’t worry, I’m very good with my fingers…”

Suho: “Jagi I don’t want to eat food right now” He’d announce as you both sat down at the dining table in your hotel suite. “Well what do you wanna d–” your words would be cut off as he came around the table picked you up and laid you down on the bed. “I wanted to skip to dessert..” He’d tell you in a low thick voice as his finger began working on the button to your jeans. “I think that you’re the only thing that I have a taste for…”

Lay: Would have eyes for you only the whole wedding. As soon as you both made it into the limo he’d wrap his arms around you and kiss you passionately. “I’ve been waiting for you all day.” He’d whisper into your ear as he let down your hair. “And I’ve never been much of a patient man…” His words would echo in your mind as the car took off and his kisses trailed lower and lower.

Baekhyun: “I could get use to this” He’d say as he entered the bedroom and sat down on the bed to watch you. “What?” You asked knowing full well that he was talking about watching you change. “Seeing you half naked and knowing that I’m about to see you 100% is a great treat for me.” He’d stand up and start removing the clothes you were putting on. “Babe I’m trying to get dressed!” You’d tell him pretending to be dismayed. “Why?” He’d say kissing your uncovered shoulders. “I told you not to pack clothes anyway.”

Chen: “Baby can we just cuddle” He’d say as you got up from bed to start getting ready for another eventful day. “But babe we’re only going to be in Spain for 6 days! There’s so much we have to see!” Chen would groan at your words, stretch out his arm and pull you back into the bed. “Forget Spain” He’d say as he pulled your body into his. “Let’s give Spain 5 days but today is just for us.” He’d pull the covers over both of you as he let his hands explore and travel your body. 

Chanyeol: “You know you’re mine forever now?” He’d tell you as he examined the ring on your finger. “Yes babe, you tell me this like every 5 minutes.” You told him taking your hand back and running it through his hair. “I just want to make sure you never forget” he’d say grabbing your hand again and placing it on his chest. “I’m yours too” He’d say and tilt your chin up and kiss you with all the passion he had stored inside.

D.O.: “Come on!” He’d tell you as you made your way through the wooded trail. “Wait for me!” you’d call but he would be too fast and you would soon find yourself completely lost and all alone. “Kyungsoo! Where are you!” You’d scream and be taken by surprise when he suddenly appears behind you “Gotcha!” He’d yell as he backed you into a tree. “You just wanted to get me alone didn’t you?” You’d ask him raising an eyebrow. “No not just to be alone, but to do this.” He would say as he crashed his lips onto yours. 

Kai: “I’m nervous too” He’d quietly admit when you’re both finally alone. “I want this to be special, so let me know if I’m doing anything wrong.” He would lean in and kiss you softly, trying to gauge your approval and as you nodded yes he would grow bolder and pull you in.

Tao: “Don’t move.” He’d whisper as you stepped out of the shower. You’d take one step forward daring him to stop you and he would grab your arm and pull you into his embrace. “I thought I told you not to move” He’d whisper in your ear making you feel weak in the knees. “You’re my husband not my dad” You’d tease trying to push him further. “Okay” He’d conceed. “How about we not sight see today and instead stay in here until you call me daddy?” He’d start trailing kisses from your neck to your collarbone and all your resistance would disappear.

Sehun: When you open your eyes you’d see him laying beside you studying the curves of your face. “What is it?” You’d ask slightly self conscious “Nothing” He’d say rising up and then moving over you. “You’re beautiful, and you’re mine and I’m basking in the thought that I don’t ever have to let you go.” He’d lower his mouth to yours kissing you gently before slowing turning up the heat.

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BTS at the GYM

Jin: Walks the treadmill like a runway for an hour while eating donuts. Doesn’t understand why his weight hasn’t changed. Gets upset and buys more donuts.

Suga: Does one jumping jack before falling over and grabbing his knee. Tells the trainers that he’s going to go to the hospital. Drives back home instead.

Rap Monster: Comes dressed head to toe in designer gym wear. Takes some artsy pictures by the elliptical machine. Gets told to leave when he asks the trainers do they train to live, or live to train.

J-Hope: Brings a giant jug of water then spends most of the time in the bathroom having to pee. Always wears gym shorts that are a little too tiny making everyone slightly uncomfortable.

Jimin: Comes to the gym but gets distracted by his own self making sexy faces in the mirror. Begs for compliments from anyone who walks past and shows them pics of when he use to have chocolate abs.

Taehyung: Legit was just trying to go to his friend Jim’s house and got confused. Stays anyway when he realizes they give out free energy bars.

Jungkook: “Eat. Sleep. Sweat.” is his motto. Lives off of protein shakes and rants about the dangers of sugar. Pretends to go home at night but really sleeps by the weights bar.

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Gentle reminder to check on your ELF friends after them watching Ryeowook's "Drunk in the Morning" MV....they are not okay.

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EXO EMERGENCY #JenKai?? #Kainnie?? Edition (Baekhyun is DONE)

Chanyeol: Ugh Suho why are we having a meeting?? I was 6 hours deep on fortnite!

Kyungsoo: How old are you?

Suho: Woah, I didn't call this meeting, I'm clueless just like you!

Chanyeol: So if it wasn't you it was-

Baekhyun: *enters with 3 binders and starts setting up a podium stand* It was me!!! *maniacal laughter*

Kai: *stands up* Um I think I'm going to skip this meeting...

Baekhyun: Sit your ass down before i break your ankles all the way back to the Lotto era!

Xiumin: *to Chen* what is going on?

Chen: *pulls airpods out of ear* What? Speak louder. You know I can't hear you when you speak in broke bish.

Sehun: *raises hand* Baekhyun does this involve all of us, or is this a personal grudge you have against Kai?

Baekhyun:*pulls out random papers* look at my bank statements!! Why tf would I be jealous of a dollar store Taemin in a half sewn crop top??!

Kyungsoo:

Kyungsoo: I'm going to go make some tea.

Chen: Hey bud, um I'm pretty sure you're holding up fast food receipts, and you whole negative energy is making my airpods sound like Walmart prices.

Chanyeol: Bro, so what he has a girlfriend? We all have at some point and just kept it on the low-

Suho: Wait...we have??

Sehun: *pats him reassuringly on the back*

Sehun: Yes.

Baekhyun: I don't care about our private lives! I just want to know why when I tried to step out and go public with "She who can't be named"

Kyungsoo: *coming back with tea* Taeyeon.

Baekhyun: ....yeah her, I just want to know why I didn't get the support I needed!

Kai: *smiles encouragingly* maybe you were too popular?

Baekhyun: *rubs temples* Duh, I've always been popular, it's gotta be some thing else.

Xiumin: The timing may have been off. Or maybe you had to help pave the way for dating to be more accepted in today's culture.

Baekhyun: So you think I'm selfless?

Xiumin: *squirms slightly* occasionally?

Kyungsoo: Dang this tea is hot! I wonder what temperature I should have put the "Taeyeon"?

Baekhyun:

Baekhyun: Suho help me out! You're supposed to lead us, and clearly I'm going through some things.

Chen: *blowing on airpods and shining them on his shirt* Really? Couldn't tell?

Suho: I don't really know what to say to help you. I've never felt this way but I'm always here if you need me-

Baekhyun: Hold that thought *whips out phone* I need to call the army real quick so they can enlist you and you can go somewhere you're "needed"..

Suho: That hurt Baek.

Kai: Look man, I'm sorry that it went down like it did and that I didn't give you a heads up. I was just scared that this exact scenario would happen. Can we just go back to being friends?

Baekhyun: *typing on his phone* Um yeah sure I guess. Friends for life and all that jazz.

Chanyeol: *checks phone* There's a Dispatch article saying that Baekhyun just unfollowed Kai on IG.

Baekhyun: *smiles* must be a glitch.

Chen: I'm leaving. I got a hair appointment at 11 and a wine tasting at 3. *gets up to leave*

Sehun: Dude...give me back my airpods.

Chen: Just 5 more minutes!! Please!! I love the power I hold in the curvature of my ears!!

Xiumin: Ew

Sehun: *takes his pods* I'm going to roll too guys. Next time we call a meeting, let it actually include me.

Kyungsoo: *whispers into his tea* like our discography this year.

Sehun:

Suho: Does anyone want to stay and discuss the whole "everyone has dated before" joke or not?

Chanyeol: *pats his back* It's okay buddy, we still love you.

Baekhyun: What's love? Never heard of her. All I know is betrayal!

Kai: Sehun, pls let me leave with you..

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They say for every positive comment King Kai and Queen Jennie get on social media, a salty Baekhyun appears incognito to type "Kaistal did it best" while dabbing his eyes with a Prive handkerchief, and humming the words to the full "I" album at 3am.

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The Kpop Rules of 2019 (Cause I’ve had enough)

No more fan wars! Periodt.

We aren’t crying if our idols start dating, heck we’ll be their biggest supporters this year!

Somebody gained weight? Okay we still stan.

Somebody is tired and takes a hiatus? Cool...we still stan!

Someone in the group gets a bigger spotlight than our bias? We WON’T take out our frustration on them.

They go live on VLive? We aren’t asking about anyone else unless they pop up on screen too.

We’re embracing new fans and taking them under our wings.

We will still stream but we won’t be annoying about it. (Less annoying)

You don’t like girl groups? That’s fine with me.

You don’t like boy groups? Do you, I ain’t mad at u.

“Cute concepts are annoyin-” Next...you don’t have to announce it.

“Dark concepts are over don-” Stop, thank you for your input, but we didn’t need it.

If we don’t agree with an idols beliefs we won’t shame them because we realize we were raised differently.

We’ll forgive idols who fail us, because they are human too and we all make mistakes.

We won’t support unfair practices or abusive companies.

We won’t ship members that don’t like it.

We will allow our idols to age and mature, and not be trapped in a box.

We aren’t going to stalk anyone, or release their personal information.

We aren’t going to try and glamorize any tragedies and will be as respectful as possible.

We’re going to be proud of how far our groups have come and recognize how hard they work.

We’re going to cheer for the ones who win!

We’re going to cheer for the ones who lose!

We will learn Korean if we want to, and won’t be labeled a Koreaboo.

We won’t learn anything if that’s our heart’s desire, and just enjoy the music and feel no judgement.

We will let our idols leave their groups and do what they want to do.

We will embrace new members and not reject them.

We are going to support each other just as much as we support our idols.

We are going to be positive and encouraging.

We will stand by idols struggling with their identity and mental health.

We will applaud those who stand up and bring change for the better.

We will unite and erase the negativity because all of our groups spread love and we will finally spread it right back.

We won't just be a fandom...We'll be a family and we'll keep working to make Kpop reach even greater heights than it did this past year!

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Jeonghan as Your BOYFRIEND *A Jeonghan Imagine* {Requested}

“ jeonghan as a boyfriend ? <3″

Sure! Here you go anon :)

While you’re both discussing your day over dinner he would lean in over the table suddenly, and push your hair back, chuckling ever so slightly as you lose your train of thought. As you tried to carry on and tell him the highlight of your day, he would lean in again and brush the corner of your lips.

“Sorry, there’s something on your mouth.”

“What is it?” You would ask with a blush, your eyes casting downward half embarrassed and half aroused.

“Nothing, it’s just-” He leaned forward for the third time, and kissed your lips softly and tenderly.

“It’s just me..” He would breathe.

  Back hugs for strength and cuddles for support.

You would have spontaneous shopping adventures where you would both grab shopping carts and race around the store to see who could complete their list first. You would win because Jeonghan would be stopped twelve times by little old ladies wanting him to help them reach for products.

 Love notes taped to the mirror in the mornings.

 “I tried cooking you breakfast…..um well the TV was on at the same time and I may have sat down and watched 3 episodes of Rick and Morty and well….” He would hold the burnt looking tray of food out to you.

“Um…how about we just go get breakfast, eh babe?” You would suggest gently.

“We probably should.” He would say looking down at his miserable creation. “This is garbage.”

 Confiding into you his his hopes and dreams, his darkest secrets and fears.

 Setting you as the background on his phone, and proudly showing you off whenever he has a chance.

Road trip karaoke sessions with hair brushes as microphones.

 “Would you marry me if I asked?” He ask you softly as you rested your head on his shoulder. “Would you want o do this forever? A million moments like this right now?”

You catching him staring at you for no reason at all.

“You may be fine with me leaving for 5 months but I’m not baby! I don’t want to leave you for that long!”

 Matching bracelets to subtly declare your love while still enjoying some anonymity.

 “Please don’t tickle me! I hateeee being tickled!” You would squeal as you tried to run away but to no avail.

 “You’re beautiful baby, you really are.”

  “Don’t be nervous.” You would whisper to him right before he would go on stage. “You’ve done this a thousand times and you’re good…you’re so good.”

“I’ve never felt like this before.”

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SM Plans a New Year's Eve Party

SM: Okay I know it’s kinda of late to start planning, but I was thinking about throwing a New Year’s party for all of my artists!

Staff: Okay um, that may not work but sure, we could see who is available.

SM: Well BOA has to be there, she is my special flower, my rose among thorns, my-

Staff: BOA’s renewal contract states she must be aware of all events 3 years before they begin….so I don’t think she’ll show.

SM: Okay, what about Super Junior? There’s like 10 of them right?

Staff: I honestly don’t know. I think at least three of them are only still part of the group so that we can still sell their merch online-

SM: And why wouldn’t we? This isn’t a charity…send them a message and see if they can stop by, and while we’re talking about money making, what are SNSD doing that day?

Staff: I don’t even have their contact info. I usually set a bottle of Jean Patou Joy Baccarat Pure Parfum out in the front lobby and wait til one of them catch it’s scent.

SM: Hmm what budget does that come out of?

Staff: Oh just the leftover funds from all of the China Line promotions we never actually promoted.

SM: Splendid! Now what about my last girl group Red Velvet? They should be able to make it.

Staff: Technically F(X) is still a thing.

SM: Duh I use “effects” in TVXQ’s videos plus extra dancers to make them seem more full. I’m talking about my flower petals, Red Velvet!

Staff: I don’t even know if you’re joking but*clears throat* they should be able to come, last time I checked their egos were still hidden in the back freezer...once they find them though only heaven will be able to help us.

SM: Mmm freezer..speaking of frozen treats, invite all the hidden rookies. I’m going to need waiters that work for screen time and meaningless promises...Now what about EXO?

Staff: Suho and Xiumin are on the “will definitely be there because they have absolutely nothing else to do list” alongside Kun from NCT and Suju’s Shindong, D.O. has a movie-

SM: Does he even work for me anymore?

Staff: Um...not sure about that either...everyone else is pretty hit or miss. Really depends on their moods, how exclusive the guest list, and will any designers be there.

SM: Exclusive? I’m letting NCT go so obviously the list is a mile long sighhh. *rubs temples*

Staff: Kangta, Trax, and TVXQ should be there.. If we’re lucky we can get Key, Taemin is always busy, and Minho... well…

SM: Well what? He would be the life of the party!

Staff: We still can’t locate him after he lost that arm wrestling match at the last MV premiere party.

SM: Wasn’t that in September?? Fine tell Lucas he’s going to have to fill in again like he did in the View promotions. **phone buzzes* I’m getting a text from someone named “Amber”... who is that?

Staff: She’s in F(X).

SM: I don’t handle the technical side of this business. Tell her to talk to the media department about her issues.

Staff: Um..*phone buzzes* Oh it’s Heechul..he said “ heck no”...all lowercase.

SM: *smiles* The rascal, what about the rest?

Staff: Well Donghae won’t go without Eunhyuk, Eunhyuk won’t go unless he can pick the music, Ryeowook won’t go unless Siwon isn’t there. Yesung wants there to be seats in order of importance, and Leeteuk can’t find a doggy sitter that night.

SM: When did i raise so many divas?? Don’t they all want to spend time as a family??

Staff: *cough* most of them rarely even see their “real” families *end cough*

SM:

SM: Tell them they’re all coming or they’re fired. I have a backlog of trainees to clear all the groups out and start over anyway.

Staff: How do you find all of these secret trainees anyway?

SM: You know that school by my house where kids go missing all the time?

Staff: Yeah...Oh...oh no...pls no..

SM: *pats his back* hurry up and put the invites in the mail *checks watch* school is about to let out for the day….*leaves*

Staff:

Staff: I think I need a new job.

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When that kid you hate won’t stop laughing at the teacher’s jokes and you’re still in class 10 minutes after the bell rung

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why u hate jhope

?? I don't tho

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Any other Kpop vets feel like you go through seasons? Like one year you're all "I'm watching every interview!! Learning choreography!! My bills ain't paid but I got all the album versions!!" Then the next year 32 new groups debut and you only vaguely care, a whole comeback promotion starts and you're just like "meh", and you even see a pic of your ult bias and you only smile faintly (and don't even save it).......thennnn something just Thanos snaps back into place, and you go back to being a trash can for all things idol related like you grew a new personality over night, and this repeats CONSTANTLY, like what??? The fandom life is wilddd.

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My dude, its just opinions, get over it. People prefer certain dance styles over others, idk what to say

Oh it doesn't bother me thatttt much, but sometimes when you venture into Stan twt you see something crazy that makes you want to respond but then you realize it isn't worth it.

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Being multi fandom can be tough because someone can say some random stuff like "Jungkook is the best maknae dancer!! don't @ me oppas 👅" And you gotta sit there witcho whole tongue balled up trying not to scream "uM have you heard of our Lord and Savior Lee Taemin?? Pope Yugyeom?? High priest Dino?? Choir director Zelo?? Altar boy Ji to the mufuh Sung??" Sighh but you don't say it cause your biases don't stand for the drama so you choke on your own words.