Do-Everything

Marielen☆21☆California☆she/her

[girlactionfigure]

Link / Link

[lemonsharks]

“How would a chicken wear pants?”

- Richard Beale, 1784

[vbartilucci]

Thank you, Richard Beale, for making our opinion of the past slightly more ridiculous.

[captainmera]

So how about that Steven Universe Future, huh? Huh? *nudge* huh??  ALSO WHERE IS CONNIE?!?!!??

Anxieties be like that sometimes Steven. I guess he probably feels a little out of place and intimidated by normal teen stuff. Meeting Connie’s new friends? And they might have high expectations?? Hahahaha help him.

[Please do not repost this anywhere.]

[just-let-me-drink]

[childmagazine]

someone from 1997 wished me good luck. it’s like someone from so many years back knows your struggles and i just, i think i’m gonna cry

[that-space-boy]

reblogging for luck from friend in 1997

[killowave]

[girlinlondon]

[feministism]

[thesaltofcarthage]

hello, 911? i’d like to report a mass mercy killing

[biandbitchy]

Me On Chopped

[thebootydiaries]

Judges: she's just, she's just shoving food into her jacket, she's literally just here to steal food,

[uglytwink]

caterpillars have more muscles than humans but i’d like to see one try to fight me irl and see what happens

[notyoursaviour]

La letra con amor, entra. (via)

[succubye01]

DAMN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THOSE BOOKS ARE PUSSYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOOK AT THOSE BOOKS BEING PUSSY;S!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOW THATS WHAT I CALL “INTELLECTUALLY STIMULATING”…!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS WILL… REALLY MAKE YOU THINK!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

[thehauntedmansion2003]

if this post gets deleted on the 17th I’m going with it

[thehauntedmansion2003]

I’m pleased to announce that after nearly a year since the great tumblr porn ban of ‘18 Those Books Are Pussys has survived the great purge 

[whitepeopletwitter]

[memelizz]

Ah yes

The common “fuck the rich” post again.

How original.

How unique.

[red--raven]

[syn-dicato]

Reddit user /u/FuturePunk made these cool retro-style designs of modern media/internet companies.

[wholesomethemedmemes]

[sailor-moon-reacts]

Sailor Moon has been talking about the realest shit since the 90’s…

[mockwa]

[snuv]

motherfucker ultimate

[marioatwlink]

I Demand Coca Cola 

[that-phat-chic-deactivated20200]

This is the Baby Money Yoda, reblog in the next 60 seconds of seeing this to receive a blessing from our green bean prince.

[kaijuno]

Technology sure has come a long way

[postmarxed]

[faggotri]

honestly the best thing i’ve done in the past year was replacing “i wanna die” with “i wanna commit a crime.” same humor and sentiment without the suicidal ideation

[faggotri]

thank you SO much for this tag