lock the fuck in?? no way dude. I am TUCKED the fuck in :) good night

@theartofmadeline

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cherry valley forever

Jar Jar Binks Fan Club
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Misplaced Lens Cap
occasionally subtle

shark vs the universe

#extradirty

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Today's Document

roma★
$LAYYYTER
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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lock the fuck in?? no way dude. I am TUCKED the fuck in :) good night
- David Duchovny
No one understood the shipper psyche better than 90s Duchovny
"You guys really need a Luigi army, to be honest" 😭
having a freeze response to stress is so funny in the context of normal adult stressors. millions of years of evolution are trying to tell me that the email will not find me if i stay very still and do nothing
for a minute i definitely forgot that kanye west had changed his name to ye and was wondering why this accusatory headline was written in shakespearean language
i think it’s funny when someone acts really angry about something you say online. could be whatever. and you check their profile and go. oh wait. you’re literally 14. nevermind. talking about this with you is like 100% useless. and they go “my age has nothing to do with this” like actually your age has everything to do with this. when you are 14 literally everything is influenced by how fucking 14 years old you are.
me watching 'gratuitous' sex and violence and ''problematic representation'' in my shows and movies made for adults
They are going to shut down this app
Worst dog name, go.
Still collecting the full alphabet of the “live, laugh, love” variants if anyone has some good examples.
Bonus if they can fit the “We can’t ___, _____, ____ our way out of this.”
compilation of the comments’ best hits + some of mine own.
Missed a big one, huh
Just bc you had a child doesn’t mean that you instinctively know every single thing about them. You still have to get to know them pffffft
East Coast stepper 🦶👣💃🏻👠👡
East Coast stepper 🦶👣💃🏻👠👡
Not just selling feet
East Coast stepper 🦶👣💃🏻👠👡
Not just selling feet