just run with me through rows of speeding cars

Hi, I'm Meghan. 19. Proud Canadian. Love the snow, hate the cold. Synchronized swimmer. Quoting movies/singing song lyrics in normal conversation. Awkward Situations. Disney. I make big plans that a lot of the time don't get carried out. I make really bad jokes that I find hilarious. stay gold.

[rlaph-deactivated20140921]

[arabwife]

if u can’t handle me at my worst, u don’t deserve me at my longest yeah boi ever

[filmparle-deactivated20210712]

I hate when teachers leave a ’?’ when they grade my work. Like mate I dont know whats going on either.

[higgzorz]

the walking dad

[m86-deactivated20171116]

where’s he going

[higgzorz]

hardware store

[justactnatural]

You: willy nilly Me, an intellectual: william nilliam

[theonion]

This Week’s Sunday Magazine

[foervraengd]

This is so funny because it’s legit true the vikings did this to prevent other ppl to invade the one island they liked for themself.

[goingtobuffalo]

how fucked up would it be if you jumped in a ball pit and it was just tomatoes painted different colors

[0oazulo0-deactivated20160908]

Depends.

[goingtobuffalo]

… On what

[jasper-rolls]

sense of humor: celebrities tweeting nonsensical phrases and/or straight up keysmashes

[fork-a-nature]

[audible-smiles]

the solar system is probably the most purely, simply fun exploratory experience humans will ever get to have, because there’s nobody there! there’s no colonialism and we don’t have to worry about aliens yet, so its just. fun!

we just land a robot on an empty planet and make it do wheelies and every few days we find like a cool rock and scientists yell about it on twitter

[poundgrape]

[bird-internet]

i can’t stop laughing at this

[a6]

[linderlost]

I used to think that adulthood was one crisis after another. I was wrong.

as it turns out, adulthood is multiple crises, concurrently, all the time, forever

[jcgreen72]

Confirmed

[aintnosuchthingastoothick]

I think we as a generation need to stop being impressed by basic shit in relationships.

[onlyblackgirl]

[filmsgifs]

[moved-to-lumnch]

Adding a caption when u reblog a post is like… serious business. You gotta have something good to say. You can make or break a post with that caption

[slimy]

cutting a worm will not make two worms