[leastimpretty]

* LEASTIMPRETTY : indie Bella Swan from the twilight saga * broken and put together by hanna ( 21+ ) * headcanon based and book influenced ( movies...meh...this is really just a vibe blog ) * anti-smeyer !!!! * google docs !!!

[leastimpretty]

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@leastimpretty​ asked:  ❛ can vampires go into shock ?  ❜

❛   —-  depends .   ❜  he  whisks  the  egg  whites  with  ease  ,   the  metal  becoming  a  mere  silver  streak  in  his  hand .   ❛  like ,  anaphylactic  shock   ?   sometimes .   you  can  carry  your  human  allergies  with  you  after  you  turn  —  but  it’s  not  common .  the  same  with  being  allergic  to  a  certain  kind  of  blood .  ❜   in  seconds ,  his  egg  whites  are  already  forming  the  soft ,  white  peaks  as  described  by  the  ad - riddled  website .     ❛  but  the  cold  type  of  shock ,  like  what  you  get  after  plunging  into  ice  water  …  no ,  never .  anyway ,  did  you  still  want  to  lick  this  ?   i  think  i’m  done . ❜  he  holds  up  the  whisk ,  clumps  of  frosting  clinging  to  it . 

“ Huh...Well how about the emotional type of shock then? Like when you’re suddenly filled with adrenaline? “ Bella enjoyed watching Edward cook, peaking over at the bowl as she sat on the counter of the Cullen’s kitchen. The kitchen was probably grateful for her presence, as it meant it was actually being used now. She wasn’t exactly sure what he was making, she had voted for brownies and this didn’t exactly look like brownies. “ Fingers crossed you don’t poison me? “ She teased, leaning forward to lick at the frosting from the whisk. She took a moment, pausing at the taste, a frown slowly forming on her face. “ I...I think you forgot the vanilla extract? It’s not sweet at all? Is it supposed to be like that? “

[boyophelia-deactivated20220824]

emily brönte / micah nemerever / mitski / sally rooney / nbc hannibal / alt-j / franz kafka / amal el-mohtar & max gladstone / alan foster / stephenie meyer / richard siken / john keats

[leastimpretty]

if bella wasn’t so sensitive to the smell of blood, she would have gotten “All I do is try, try, try” tattooed on her at 16 because that’s renee’s perfect idea of a b-day present

[stuff-i-watch]

Goblin, Ep. 13 x The King Eternal Monarch, Ep. 10

[leastimpretty]

- Starter Call mayhaps to the 7 people I have on here ???

[vaememes]

*    TWILIGHT     FILM     FRANCHISE     PROMPTS   .

TWILIGHT   :

❛ I’d never given much thought to how I would die. ❜

❛ But dying in the place of someone I love seems like a good way to go. ❜

❛ Death is peaceful, easy. Life is harder. ❜

❛ Can’t you just thank me and get over it? ❜

❛ I don’t have the strength to stay away from you anymore. ❜

❛ Everything about me invites you in. My voice, my face, even my smell. ❜

❛ I’m the world’s most dangerous predator. ❜

❛ My family… we’re different from others of our kind. We only hunt animals. ❜

❛ But it’s you, your scent, it’s like a drug to me.   ❜

❛ I leave you alone for two minutes and the wolves descend. ❜

❛ I mean, he just looks at you like you’re something to eat. ❜

❛ Anything you need, tour guide, lunch date, shoulder to cry on? ❜

❛ I’m really kind of the suffer-in-silence type. ❜

❛ You’re not gonna let this go, are you? ❜

❛ I had an adrenaline rush. It’s very common. You can Google it. ❜

❛ I’m sorry if I’m being rude to you all the time, I just think it’s the best way. ❜

❛ You know, your mood swings are kind of giving me whiplash. ❜

❛ It’s always the same inane questions: “Who are you?” ❜

❛ If you’d just let the venom spread, I could be like you right now. ❜

❛ I’m dying, already. Every second I get closer, older. ❜

❛ You’re alone, ‘cause you’re faster than the others. But not stronger. ❜

❛ Is it not enough, just to have a long and happy life with me? ❜

❛ You don’t know what you’re saying. You don’t want this.  ❜

❛ What did you expect, coffins and dungeons and moats? ❜

NEW  MOON   :    

❛ It’s still my birthday, can I ask for one thing? Kiss me.  ❜

❛ Is it possible that there isn’t anything sane or normal at all? ❜

❛ I’m alright, until I’m alone. And lately that’s all the time. ❜

❛ So, please. Don’t make me choose. Cause it’ll be him. ❜

❛ You don’t know a thing about his soul. ❜

❛ If this is about my soul, take it! I don’t want it without you. ❜

❛ You can’t trust vampires…trust me. ❜

❛ Why are you doing this to me? You know what this means. ❜

❛ It’s my job to protect you. From everyone…except my sister. ❜

❛ Maybe you need to go to the hospital. Do you want me to put you in a hospital? ❜

❛ I’m sorry. I’m really sorry to both of you, for how I’ve acted. ❜

❛ But this isn’t the life I would’ve chosen, for myself. ❜

❛ Like, why are there that many zombie movies anyway? ❜

❛ I’ve done it again…I keep breaking my promise. ❜

❛ What happened to you? Whats wro— Hey! What happened? ❜

❛ Are you even old enough to see this movie? I mean, without adult supervision? ❜

❛ Oh, so you’re the vampire girl. ❜

❛ You can’t break up with me. I mean— I mean you’re my best friend. ❜

❛ I know that I’ve been…hurting you. Its—its killing me, it kills me! ❜

❛ You know exactly what I’m talking about. ❜

❛ But if you want somebody to blame, how about those filthy bloodsuckers you love?  ❜

❛ Although I was surprised you even called at all. ❜

❛ I wish there had been someone to vote no for me. ❜

❛ I’m really grateful that you were brave enough to go and save my brother. ❜

ECLIPSE   :

❛ I know the consequences of the choice you’re making. ❜

❛ I promise to love you every moment of forever. ❜

❛ Can you at least attempt to control your thoughts? ❜

❛ If I asked you to stay in the car, would you? ❜

❛ You have to consider that I might be better for her than you are. ❜

❛ You’ll warm up soon. Faster if you take your clothes off.  ❜

❛ I’m gonna fight for you until your heart stops beating. ❜

❛ You feel something for me. You just won’t admit it. ❜

❛ Never go for the obvious kill. They’ll be expecting that. And you will lose.❜

❛ Never turn your back on your enemy. ❜

❛ You don’t know what you’re getting yourselves into. ❜

❛ Well, it’s just… It’s just as embarrassing for me as it is for you. ❜

❛ See, you’d just turn her into a bloodsucking demon like you. ❜

❛ If you’d stayed away another six months, I could’ve made her happy. ❜

❛ I’m not going to force her into anything, ever again. ❜

❛ When you thought she was gone… that you’d lost her… How did you… cope? ❜

❛ Impressive, I’ve never seen a coven of this magnitude intact. ❜

❛ If you’d arrived a half hour ago you would’ve fulfilled your purpose. ❜

❛ You don’t need to do that, she’ll tell you anything you wanna know. ❜

❛ The Volturi don’t give second chances. Keep that in mind. ❜

❛ It appears we’ve missed an entertaining fight.. ❜

❛ There’s no words. But I wouldn’t wish it on anyone. ❜

❛ This might sound odd but I’m glad you’re here. ❜

❛ I don’t want that. I never wanted that. ❜

BREAKING  DAWN   :

❛ Last night was the best night of my existence. ❜

❛ Where have you been? We were gonna put your face on a milk carton. ❜

❛ I’m just trying to appreciate your last night as a human. ❜

❛ I didn’t really wanna spend my honeymoon writhing in pain. ❜

❛ You’re not gonna start something that we’ll have to finish. ❜

❛ Goodness, no. Our dispute goes far beyond the fate of a mere human.  ❜

❛ I had a bad habit of underestimating you. ❜

❛ Every obstacle you faced, I thought you wouldn’t have overcome it. ❜

❛ I’ve never thanked you for this extraordinary life. ❜

❛ My life as a human was over, but I’ve never felt more alive. ❜

❛ I didn’t expect you to seem so… you. Except for the creepy eyes. ❜

❛ Even mature vampires have problems with that. ❜

❛ You need to get your thirst under control. ❜

❛ I’m amazed you ran away from human blood mid hunt. ❜

❛ I’ll never let anybody hurt you. ❜

❛ Will you dance with me? ❜

❛ This is how I’m gonna remember you. Pink cheeks. Two left feet. Heartbeat. ❜

❛ Come on, you’re not supposed to be the one crying, ❜

❛ It’s not like you’re gonna have real honeymoon with him, anyway. ❜

❛ Are you out of your mind? Huh? You’ll kill her! ❜

❛ How many days has it been since the wedding? ❜

❛ Can vampires go into shock? ❜

❛ I thought you understood… They have something I want. ❜

❛ Come on, people are probably missing us. Let’s go back. ❜

[leastimpretty]

( @roshale​ ) said: “ there is no future for me. “

“ That isn’t true. “

Bella wasn’t the closest with Rosalie. Well, no that was an understatement to how their relationship played out. Most days, she considered herself to be an insect that Rosalie had to be nice to simply because Edward cared for her. A nuisance...that word sounded about right. Bella didn’t need Edward’s mind reading to know that the blond had never particularly liked her.

But maybe it was the talk of her graduation that crept closer and closer, the energy in the air, the finality of the choices that Bella had made, that was making Rosalie kinder to her. Kinder wasn’t the right word either actually...more willing to talk to her was better.

“ Your future...will be wonderful. And you have one. Emmett will always be in it. Your family will always be here...I think that’s a lovely future to have? A...stable one. “

[leastimpretty]

( @fascinaete​ ) said : “ what is expected, to carry you in my arms? “

“ It would be the kind...boyfriend thing to do? ”

Stretching out against the grass, Bella plucked at the flowers beneath her finger tips. Summer stretched on for eternity it felt. It was difficult, being away from him after the months they spent apart already. Charlie didn’t exactly see it that way and Bella was sure that her grounding was partly for running away to Italy and partly for taking Edward back after the months of hell she suffered without him.

She felt like a child with a curfew, one that also applied to Edward as Charlie was strict about kicking him out of their house the moment the clocks rung nine. 

Bella looked up at the sky, watching as the clouds moved across the sky. On days like this, it was hopeful to believe that maybe...just maybe, they would get some sunlight. It never happened. Bella used to crave it, the heat on the sun against her pale skin...now, it was something that she would gladly give up over and over again if it meant she could have Edward to herself until the end of time. 

Said boyfriend of hers was watching her diligently fill out college applications, applications he was forcing her to complete. Edward seemed more concerned about her education then even her parents were. “ It’s almost my curfew and you’re the one who insisted that we fill these out ‘in the fresh air’! It’s only right that you carry me. ”

[bunnieresources]

iamamiwhoami lyrics sentence starters.

“ what lies beyond the fringe of the woods? “

“ though my body’s aching, we have to push on. “

“ won’t you take me with you to another land? “

“ this could’ve become my darkest hour. “

“ my icy heart will turn to gold. “

“ can you follow me, never to be found? “

“ i want the world rushing through my veins. “

“ unless you define me, there’s no faith. “

“ without you, i am who? “

“ who say they are to trust what we define? “

“ the other side appears so tempting. “

“ there is no future for me. “

“ i will not be equal to the fool who cherishes her own misdeed. “

“ what a beautiful day to die. “

“ the last i saw of myself was a shadow in the water stream. “

“ everything will bleed tonight. “

“ i heard its every call. i know what it wants. “

“ i’m willing to leave for home. “

“ i am damage in the making. “

“ what have we done? “

“ is this how it goes? “

“ what have you done? “

“ it’s how it goes. “

“ what your heart felt for me was evidently unrequited. “

“ by the sea, i’m laying down my hopes. “

“ prepare to lose what matters. “

“ my past weighed heavy on my chest. i took my chance, i watched it burn. out here i can cleanse my hands from its ashes. “

“ come and save me from this ugly truth. “

“ may all good things in life come to you. “

“ they will never stop hunting you. “

“ life got the best of me and in time that’s what awaits you too. “

“ i’ve seen the truth and it’s nothing like you said. “

“ i’ve seen the picture of your perfect world. “

“ there it was—the land of decay. “

“ we should pack our things and run away. “

“ i’d rather stay, i’d rather let us drown. “

“ what a harsh, unpleasant hello. “

“ look after me and i’ll look after you. “

“ when something changed in you, who took the blame? “

“ my plan was foolproof, as i became a fortress of your heart. “

“ love: the kind that kills and scars, that makes you kneel and crawl to hell and back, the words that slit your throat. “

“ you gave me life. “

“ tell me how the story ends now. “

“ the rules are bent. it’s give and take. “

“ my worst fear is real life. “

“ we’re not like them, ____. “

“ i’m on a hunt to find the cure. “

“ i am my own worst enemy. “

“ i fights my battles for no one. “

“ we have no lives to sacrifice. “

“ you might find me at the start, or where it ends for you. “

“ i used to be clean, but now i’m filthy. “

“ i used to be mean, but now i’m good as can be. “

“ may the god of me protect my soul. “

“ i used to be told my silence is gold. “

“ i never dreamt i’d meet someone like you. “

“ you see the overall of what we are. is it a sad, sad sight viewed from afar? “

“ we can do the things we said we would. “

“ our love will be misunderstood. “

“ might looks so grand from a distance. “

“ i won’t be fooled by its touch or emotional supply. “

“ this life, you glorify a waste of time. “

“ one more fault costs you all. “

“ denial is a virtue. “

“ who am i, when all i am is your designated wife? “

“ i won’t ask you to give it all. it won’t make me more than what’s reflected. “

“ can you see the scar in the perfect sky? and the hills align with a crooked smile? “

“ you’re not like anyone i’ve known. “

“ i should kept you safe. “

“ can we make up for all the joy we lack? “

“ what is the purpose of me giving? “

“ life could be better if i let me in, but i force myself towards departing. “

“ leaving is what you do. “

“ i couldn’t evoke the memories i’ve missed. “

“ shut your eyes and all will be lost. “

“ this want is making me soar. “

“ come on, just kill this. “

“ an age is dawning with all smiles and laughter. “

“ what is expected, to carry you in my arms? “

“ i bring you my history that i expect your tender arms around. “

“ give it love and think of me. “

“ time finally caught up with me. “

“ you say your greetings with goodbyes. “

“ i do enjoy your company but i must work to keep you content. “

[bellasuglyskirt]

[cockmcstuffins]

bella was lucky she didn’t have a cell phone of any kind because you know ya boi edward would be blowing up that phone 24-7 going “saw a snail today…. effervescent” or some shit equivalent

[queenmoriarty]

if i could dream at all, it would be about you

[vampiricci]

bella: any cold, wet thing. i don't really... *scoffs in disgust*

edward, remarkably cold:

[1liv]

[kateknowsdramas]

soft

[gifetc]

But you’ll be alone at home. Don’t be– I don’t care.