Hopeless Romantic

18 and up please 20’s | F This blog reflects what I am into.

[h-62-deactivated20191126]

im not your "sometimes"

[earth222mary]

No one:

Tumblr when my WiFi is connected and working perfectly:

[jaymiller24]

Stroke game tutorial for the dudes

STOP JAMMING THE CERVIX

It’s not all your fault cause we all learned from one source mainly (if you know... yeah y’all know). Most of those dudes are bad at it on purpose for the sake of performance. You can always improve at sex just like anything.

[moonflower-69]

🤔🤔🤔

[ursuladeville-deactivated202406]

I swear I still love this app. The nasty with the educational is just unmatched. I’d get back on birth control for him to do all this. Ok bye.

[johncribati]

I’m not sure who exactly needs to see this, but it’s informative nonetheless

[shessopoisonous]

Normally I'd hate this because it reminds me of a stripper, but this is informational, which makes it tolerable. Some of y'all men need to watch, listen, and learn.

[stormdrain-hero-deactivated2021]

This was pretty much made for me, my stroke game is broke 😂

[mysharona1987]

Wtf???

[polaehhh]

ah yes, the string part of a tampon

the most suggestive image

[leave-it-to-the-romantics]

What

[askpillow]

Reblog if it is alright if I come to your blog and anonymously confess something to you.

[sabinerondissime]

[mmmfrenchie]

31-12-2020… close it

[beautifulsecretblog]

[5-7-7]

My kids are gonna have parents that are madly in love with each other thats my plan

[bitterbluesargent]

For the first time in so long, sex wasn’t this thing where I was just going through the motions anymore.

[nbcnightlynews]

WATCH: The Oregon Zoo in Portland was closed to the public today due to heavy snow – but the zoo’s residents had a blast.

[i-hate-vegans-deactivated201910]

Oh my GODD THE POLAR BEAR GOT SOME SNOW HE MUST FEEL SO REFRESHED

[xenosaurus]

relatable seals at the end there

[followmetoyourdoom]

“Hey Joe! Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe look!!! It’s snow!”

[epicwalrus-deactivated20210127]

I need more of this shit!

[cryoverkiltmilk]

Those happy elephant sounds cleared my skin and watered my crops.

[dlvlotus]

The polar bear “hell nahhhh. This ain’t that fake shit ! THIS AINT THAT FAKE SHIT. THIS THAT REAL SHIT!!!”

[deejay]

[moonkissed-mama-deactivated2019]

Why stop at 8? Why can’t we get drunk at 6 and be tucked up in bed by 10?

[leave-it-to-the-romantics]

This ^^^^^^^^

[nozominomi-deactivated20171121]

[evanspetres-deactivated20201015]

[emptystic]

[aikolis]

[emotionalwords]

[hazeleyedjrsygrl]