State Chump

24. Broke. Drunk. Bad at descriptions.

[leaveyourkeyinthemailb0x]

Back on tumblr after two years just to say I would rly like to kill myself x no ones on here anymore I’m shouting into the void

[leaveyourkeyinthemailb0x]

A hen party, and a date, all within one week of eachother?

Anxiety who.

[cptsdvarric]

@ anybody trying to give me verbal instructions

[dankmemeuniversity]

[tina-warriorprincess]

End of Year Meme

First things first, did you have a good year?

How old did you turn this year?

Do you feel your age?

Did your appearance change in anyway?

Post your favorite selfie.

If you traveled, where did you go?

Which fashion trends did you love?

Which fashion trends did you hate?

What was your favorite article of clothing this year? Post a pic if possible?

What song sums up this year for you?

What album came out and has been on heavy rotation since then?

What was your favorite movie of the year?

Did an actor/actress catch your attention for the first time this year?

Favorite new TV show?

Which new ship/fandom has taken over a lot of your time, attention, and tears?

What food did you try for the first time?

Did you make any big permanent changes this year?

What was one nice thing you did for someone else?

What was one nice thing you did for yourself?

Did you develop a new obsession?

Did you vote?

Did you move?

Did you get a job?

Did you get a pet?

Do you regret not doing anything?

Do you regret doing something?

Have you done anything that scared you?

Did anyone/thing make you so mad it stayed with you for days?

Did you lose anyone close to you?

Did you fall in love?

Did you fall out of love?

Did you start a new relationship?

Did you go through a break up?

Did you have to cut ties to someone?

Who was important to you this year but wasn’t important last year?

Who wasn’t as important to you this year as they were last year?

If you could have a do over on one thing you did, would you take it?

What was the best moment of the year for you?

What was the worst?

Did anything happen that you were sure would change you as a person but it really didn’t?

Did anything happen to you that you were sure wouldn’t change you as a person but it did?

What are you most proud of accomplishing?

What have you learned about yourself this year that you didn’t know in the years prior?

Did your opinion of anyone change for the better?

Did your opinion of anyone change for worse?

If you make resolutions, did you complete them this year?

If you make resolutions, what will your resolutions be for the coming year?

If you could go on an adventure during the remaining days of the year, where would you go and what would you do?  Who would you go this?

What do you wish for others for the coming year?

What do you wish for yourself?

[mioxenoblade]

ur telling me the government can easily allocate billions of dollars to kill villages of people overseas but paying for its own citizens to have needed surgeries and medications is too much? Get the fuck out of here.

[radfemrefblog]

are you telling me that if the government decided to start spending the money to help its own citizens afford medical care it’s first priority should be people who wanna take synthetic hormones cos they think it’ll fix their mental health problems instead of like, people who are dying because they can’t afford chemotherapy? get the fuck outta here

[mioxenoblade]

I literally never specified trans specific stuff and was specifically implying, ya know, everything and everyone. Maybe you’re a tad obsessed?

And yeah, I think trans healthcare should be covered, just like how I think the surgery to pull your head out of your ass should be covered.

[radfemrefblog]

the original post specified “hormones” but nice one trying to spin it like i’m a crazy person pulling shit out of thin air

[mioxenoblade]

It literally doesn’t say hormones. It literally doesn’t. At all. Scroll up, you can literally see it that it doesn’t. I get it, you’re obsessed. Just fucking move on, Westboro.

[princepuma]

[africabytotodile]

[leaveyourkeyinthemailb0x]

So basically it’s just shit pickins out there then lol. Life is short enjoy being the horny giving goat. Doesn’t sound the worst thing in the world to me. It’s not a race and everything you want is still completely within reach. Luckily no one is timing you.

For a conversation about sex this is oddly wholesome thankyou lmao

[beachdeath]

[cykelops]

kirby is cute and pure and wholesome but this is still the greatest image

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[leaveyourkeyinthemailb0x]

Also being up front with people about physical boundaries BEFORE you’re in romantic situations might help you other dilemma. Don’t get me wrong, if they don’t immediately respect you they can fuck off. However, if you’re really trying to make a connection with someone this advice might help with the awkwardness. I’d feel horrible if I crossed a line I didn’t know was there. I’d probably also feel guilty, vulnerable, and embarrassed. Just another pov I’m sure Idk what you’re going thru.

I literally have been up front though like I’ve never hidden the fact that I’m really uncomfortable with it and I’d only be okay with it on a rare occasion.

[leaveyourkeyinthemailb0x]

Is it possible that you’re asexual? You make your own labels so it’s not like it has to be permanent. I think after years of trying to conform to the simplest label that (some) people around you can comprehend you might have changed the way you view your sexual health. Shouldn’t let the idea of liking anything upset your nights. Your feelings are perfectly are always valid. You’re too smart to have to reminded this. If one of your friends was in your shoes you’d know what to say.

Nah cause I’m a horny goat but just a very giving goat

[leaveyourkeyinthemailb0x]

I fully dread when conversations with a girl go further than a bit of flirting, because I’m inevitably gona have the “I don’t like being touched lol” “that’s cause you havnt been with me” exchange.

No, it really does not matter who you are, if I’m sober, I hate it. If I’m drunk, I don’t hate it as much but that’s a problem in and of itself.

Tired of having to say no multiple times. Setting boundaries that people push and I have to put my foot down, laugh it off, then go on with the constant fear that they’ll do it again, or something else.

Now I’m sad.

[pukicho]

Do you have any regrets?

Absolutely! Thanks for the ask

[leaveyourkeyinthemailb0x]

Sick of always being drunk and needing constant validation so I’ve just thrown out 8 beers, and blocked 4 girls that I’ve been having like, any conversation with thats gone past platonic at all. Giving up drinking around my birthday and Christmas this is gona be fucking rough.

[leaveyourkeyinthemailb0x]

Can I just say, as soon as this was put out into the universe, I was not only invited out for drinks but four very cute people messaged me on tinder. I never get messages. What kind of Tom foolery is this.

[mono-red-menace]

trans lesbians be like “im cute” and they’re right