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[merriweatherpostpavilion]

received this incomprehensible email from my ornithology professor

[fgrobichiko]

the fucking eagles got him

[notallmensheviks]

catholic pez

[rat-mama]

[mitski-miyawakis]

[shoelace-and-friends]

[spacecrygirl]

[notallmensheviks]

good work everyone

[ssshzh4847hdjdhhhhh-deactivated]

[toastbutteregg]

[noshadeintheshadowofthecross]

posts on here are like ‘everyone at the farmers market wishes to know me carnally’ (25,000 notes)

[milf-adjacent]

Everyone at the farmers market wishes to know me carnally

[crimewave420]

[verifiedaccount]

i’m smart-passing

[wingdingle]

attention to all dashcon attendees

someone urinated into the ballpit while it was empty and posted it in the tag

stay out of the ballpit

[wingdingle]

there are people who think this is a joke

this is not a joke

please stay out of the ballpit for the safety of your health

[heritageposts]

date of origin: 13th of july, 2014.

[katsplanet]

the only celebrities i care about are bts stop telling me about literally everyone else

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

sure. blame the guy who’s a huge idiot who causes a lot of problems, again

[pipasyrup]

redd animal crossing doesnt even know if the art hes selling you is fake he literally just gets it from god knows where and is like “this looks sick” and then puts it on his boat

[hghgvfghg]

he doesn’t know what it’s called either. he’ll be like “check out this Proper Painting. This Fat Nuts Statue” and Blathers takes one look at it to tell you “that’s Michelangelo’s David. where did you get this” 

[girlsdayout]

this is so cute 🥺

[aspersaa]

YALL fuck

[peacesmovingcabaret]

Spongebob voice “I knew it! You do care!!”

Squidward voice “No I don’t!!”

[skiplo-wave]

You do care squidward 

[pissvortex]

if Redd was such a crook like you guys say then how come he gave me a 10,000% Cousin Discount on a genuine Van Gogh painting

[vomitago]

y'all be all "be gay do crimes" until cousin redd steals girl with a pearl earring from the mauritshuis and re-thrifts it at the affordable price of 4,800 bells just for you, his family. like,,, okay bootlicker.

[programmerhumour]

A friend sent me this

[kittenkeii]

Some Sanrio designs and a dress commission~ 💗✨

[zootycoon-archive]