D. Bag.

I have poor taste, no filter and an abysmal work ethic. I do however have a big heart and a strong appreciation for beauty. I'm a firm believer that if I set my mind to it, I can ruin anything. Crawling up 50's ass with brazen disregard for the consequences

[circumgutter]

[lebeefsteak]

I'm cleaning out my storage unit this weekend and found a box full of old porn tapes. A few classics among them!

So, do I toss them, go to Goodwill and buy an old vcr or donate them to my local Friends of the Library organization?

[tinytaleruins]

paintings from Gabrielle Di Matteo’s ‘History Stripped Bare’ installation (2000-Present)

[lebeefsteak]

Art.

[iihrrtme]

[lebeefsteak]

I typically get really stoned before long haul flights. On my flight to turkey several years ago our American Airlines plane had a belly camera you could access from your seatback screen. I watched that shit for eight hours, fully engaged, pupils dilated. I'd wake my friend when a light would go by.

[crap-userrname16]

[lebeefsteak]

Friendly reminder that when a parent passes away avoid any temptation to watch any 8mm, VHSC video camera tapes you may find stuffed in the back of a closet. Nothing positive will happen to your soul if you do.

[craymor1]

Introduce yourself with 10 acts you've seen live:

Dismemberment plan

Yo la tango

The get up kids

greatful dead

Jimmy Buffet

764-Hero

Rainer Maria

Bright eyes

The Orb

Crystal method

[thisoldporch]

The Who

Alice in Chains

Thundercat

Killer Mike

Sleep

The Kills

Jack White

Queens of the Stone Age

Wayne Shorter

St. Vincent

[lebeefsteak]

New Order

Melvins

Cramps

Information Society

Pixies

Nirvana

Herbie Hancock

Love and Rockets

The Cult

Cypress Hill

[my0clonic-jerk]

[my0clonic-jerk]

[lord-raccoon]

walmart made me take a personality test after applying and it immediately declined my application after seeing the results how cooked am i

[lebeefsteak]

I applied to Home Depot in college and failed their personality test. I got some automated response that said based on my results they weren't able to move forward with my application. Probably for the best... Can you imagine ? With these psychosis'?

I would've failed the weed test though anyway. No way I was covering up that level of consumption.

[1000-life-hacks]

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[lebeefsteak]

Something that doesn't smell like cat piss would be nice.

[depsidase]

[porterdavis]

[topcat77]

Jakub Julian Ziolkowski

Entrance, 2012

[lebeefsteak]

Art.

[no-longer-another-bondi-blonde]

[witch-breaker]

[lebeefsteak]

I've always thought this world be appropriate Throbbing Gristle cover art.

[hydrogen12]

[lebeefsteak]

I hated whenever my shrink would make me look at my own asshole. Now we do in over zoom.

[depsidase]

[lebeefsteak]

My grandfather rode the rails throughout Canada and then hopped on a merchant marine vessel and headed for Australia. Hobo's rule!