BlueUmbrella

Hi. I hope that you are having a good day. This blog is a general mess of anything else that makes me happy, sorry if it isn't for you! Bye

[relative-pronoun]

[wtfzeus]

Not Zeus, but still hilarious and also relevant to your interests

[sexualphil]

You’re a good boy, Percy 

[lonepapi]

*removes one earbud* fuck you want

[everybidenjusthavegoodtime]

why do windshield wipers only have 2 settings?? i need more than “one wipe every 86 years” or “metronome for a skrillex album”

[mcgrlabroad]

If Aphrodite had stomach rolls then so can I

[bee-girlfriends]

This is veryveryvery important. My wife was feeling down about herself the other night and asked me “why do I look like this?” And I immediately brought up a photo I had taken of a sculpture of Aphrodite I had taken at the Chicago MOMA. I said, “look at this picture. What does she look like?” And my wife very shyly answered “Me…” (Literally her body is IDENTICAL to the sculpture) so I replied “that is the Goddess Aphrodite. THAT is why your body looks like this.”

[humunanunga]

I very rarely reblog miscellaneous posts but there are some followers of mine who really need to see this.

[pro-choice-is-love]

Oh shit I’m crying thank you

[thesigilsofbaphomet]

Remember, a lot more of you have the bodies of goddesses than you might think.

[breelandwalker]

BOOM. Love yourself, darlings.

[hashtagparksandrec]

[amandaexmachina-deactivated2018]

Donna for the new BBC Sherlock.

[moonblossom]

I would watch the hell out of that. Make it happen please.

[isitcoldenoughforpants]

Only if Tom is Watson

[instant-oatmeal]

yes please

[feelthefearanddoitanyway-x-deac]

I’m proud of you.

I’m telling you this because someone should. (via riseabovedefeat)

[skinny-depression]

i’m exhausted. i’m constantly exhausted. i go to bed exhausted. i wake up exhausted. every day, every hour i’m exhausted. it’s exhausting. 

[bpdinfp-deactivated20160715]

How about a shout out to the people who have “ugly” symptoms like obsessing over others, having fits of rage, idolizing people, debating their validity constantly, crying over the tiniest things, depending on others for validation. Shout out to the people who are so frustrated with not being able to control their own mind. You guys rock. I understand that feeling and I’m here for you.

[daymare-8]

[lecirquebleu]

distant relative at family event: It's been so long since I saw you!! How's school?

me: none of the things that once excited me make me happy anymore i'm living off caffeine and anxiety i'm paralyzed by my future my diet is trash and my body is slowly rotting but otherwise i'm good hbu

[awwww-cute]

My three year old said our cat needed some rocks

[squirrel-bones-deactivated20160]

cat seems to agree

[wolfchasing]

i can’t fucken believe that one of the main arguments against wind farms is that they’re an eyesore

do you know what’s an even bigger eyesore?

not having fuckin trees or coral reefs or glaciers or any number of incredible natural beauties because fossil fuels and pollution and global fuckin warming killed it all dead

[subtract-me-from-your-heart]

“Why’d you let the planet die?”

“Aesthetic.”

[jiminduckie]

HP AESTHETICS: The Golden Trio

‘I’ve learned that home isn’t a place, it’s a feeling.’

[refinery29]

Now THIS Is How You Shut Down Victim-Blaming

Laurie Cumbo appeared on CNN to discuss the case of an adolescent woman who reports she was the victim of a horrific gang rape in Brownsville, Brooklyn last week. As you can see, Cumbo had the perfect attitude to the anchorwoman’s attempt at victim blaming. And the newscaster’s response is incredibly satisfying.

Gifs: Ben Pall

[feministcaptainkirk]

SHUT IT DOWN

[zylv-blog]

I HATE ACCIDENTALLY HURTING DOGS THEY SCREAM AND THEN THEY ACT LIKE THEYRE SORRY AND ITS THEIR FAULT AND THEY TRUSTED YOU AND YOU FUCKING STEPPED ON THEM OR PICKED THEM UP WRONG THEY TRUSTED YOU AND YOU HURT THEM

[micdotcom]

Watch: If an angry bear was treated like rape, this is how absurd it would sound.