Nerdisms

hi i'm jenny. 20y/o. she/her pronouns (cis). bisexual af. this blog is about all the shit I love - crap jokes, great films & good books

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communication is so damn sexy

busy for the day, but you hit me with a “i love you, but i need to do some work today, so I wont reply for a while” message? mmmm sext!!

gonna be distant for a while because of something personal, but took the time to send me a “dont worry it’s not about you but i need some personal time rn” text? ill be looking at wedding rings, while you get yourself where you need to be!!

basically, you don’t need grand gestures or to be present and available 24/7 to relay to someone that they are wildly important to you… you just need considerate fractions of moments and communication.

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Woman Surprise Her Girlfriend With The News She Will Be Her Kidney Donor - Watch the full video

[possessedcreampuff]

OH MY GOD THIS IS LOVE

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Update:

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AHHHHHHHHHH YASSSSSS

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UPDATE:

Everyone who loves this post as much as I do will be very happy to know these two amazing girls are still doing good and just celebrated their two year anniversary back in September. :3

Here’s a pic from Alana’s instagram.

CUTE~~~<3

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A Second Much Needed Reblog Update:

This is a message from Alana to all those who love her story.

I am SO watching this. :D

[ikindamaybewanthertositonmyface]

TRAILERRRRR~~~

https://www.fuse.tv/bean

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I can’t wait to watch this! <3

[hazel2468]

I am in tears holy SHIT this is so sweet and good and cute and it is so nice to see this on my feed cuz everything has been kinda shitty but this… This is sweet. 

[maryblackwood]

They dressed up as Kelly and Yorkie from san junipero, my heart

[rainbow-hotline]

I love reading these updates.

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hey icarus bro wanna order some hot wings-oh my god im so fucking sorry dude

[1999gorl]

me after finishing a movie: wow that was rly good!! im amazed

movie critics: trashiest movie ever created; possibly the worst movie of the year; complete disgrace

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alternatively

movie critics: best movie of the year. revolutionary. it’s a cinematic masterpiece

me: what the actual fuck did I just watch

[foulserpent]

cooking site, 10th paragraph of page titled “rustic pulled pork recipe”: my grandfather’s childhood was tough. every day he had to work the mines. he was only 6 months old when he held is first pickaxe.  As he crawled into the mine elevator, just a little baby boy of one, he-

me, growing frantic: resippy

[ommanyte]

Does anyone genuinely call their siblings sis, sister, little/big sis, bro, brother, little/big brother etc. as constantly as this appears to be portrayed in media? I’m extremely sceptical. Now, affectionally addressing them by something like “slug”, “toad”, “fool”, and “bitch”, or even dare I say it, their gotdamn name, is, from my experience, so much more natural. 

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bi culture is falling in love with lara jean and peter

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Me in the bookstore

I spy with my little eye 18 books i want to buy.

[girlwithgoldeyes]

here’s a hot take… grapefruit is the most bastardous of all fruits. it tastes terrible, you cant go near it if you’re on certain medications, and they are aesthetically overhyped. now the humble raspberry, now thats a fruit worth talking about

[johnnyjoestarrelatable]

rb if you’re a bi bitch who loves carbs

[anarchapella]

Unpopular opinion: straight people using “partner” to refer to their SO actually helps normalize the term so that lgbt folx can use it without automatically outing themselves to strangers. It also helps other straight ppl get comfortable with the fact that strangers aren’t entitled to information about other people’s gender or sexuality.

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Give op their hard-earned notes

[meyhew]

i have bde. bisexual disaster energy

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

fewer bisexuals who are suave and seductive

more bisexuals who are incredibly awkward around their same-sex crushes b/c they were never taught how to flirt in gay

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

every bisexual who reblogged this feels specifically individually targeted by this post

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#and more bisexuals who are awkward around all of their crushes no matter gender#because people are just too cute#and no one teaches you how to deal with that (via @a-game-is-the-foot)

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#never taught to flirt in gay#bold of you to assume I know how to flirt in straight (via @skeptictankj)

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Mamma Mia 2 is a great movie and here’s why:

- Lily James

- The Titanic moment

- Donna probably being queer

- Cher

- ”all men are pigs” ”yes we are”

- Pierce Brosnan making me cry after 20 minutes

- THE WHOLE DANCING QUEEN SCENE

- Josh Dylan aka young Bill

- TANYA

- ”it’s called karma and it’s pronounced ’HA!!’”

- waterloo scene

- harry is gay and an amazing human being

- MEN CRYING AND THAT’S OK

- there’s an after credit scene!!!! don’t miss it!!!

- rosie & bill<333

- feel sad? eat cake

[thtdamfangirl4]

Bisexuality is defined by being obsessed with Mamma Mia! Here We Go Again and falling in love with the young versions of Donna, Sam, and Bill all at once.

[lastoneout]

cat: *meows in a distance*

my mom’s voice from the kitchen: you want a tomato, you fool? you won’t eat it

cat: *meows louder*

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its that time again