WTF Zeus

Because Zeus was a douche, that's why

[wtfzeus]

Hey everyone! If you don't want your blog used (more) to train AI head to "visibility" in your settings

[boomer-mythology-destroyer]

[copperbadge]

There are so many fuckin' horned ungulates in this world. Truly a glorious part of life.

[magiclamd]

Zeus being a cow makes more sense when you see this shit

[wtfzeus]

The greeks were so into cows

[quinnduck]

Odysseus: *gently hands Athena baby Telemachus*

Athena: …you were PREGNANT AND YOU DIDNT TELL ME?!

Odysseus: what?- no-

Athena: DO YOU KNOW HOW DANGEROUS THAT IS?! I WAS TRAINING YOU!

Odysseus: no I wasn’t the one-

Athena: THAT POOR BOY WAS PROBABLY SO SQUISHED IN YOUR HELMET! LOOK AT HOW SMALL HE IS!!

[beardedmrbean]

[also-arbalestress]

🏺🧥✅

greek amphora cardi

[the-evil-clergyman]

Diana and Callisto by Étienne Fessard (1735)

[wtfzeus]

Such good friends. Maybe even room mates

[perryfellow]

“Sisyphus Myth”

“Sisyphus Myth” Limited Edition Print

Signed, numbered limited edition of only 60 11 inches x 17 inches (28x43 cm) Museum-grade archival giclée printing on cold press paper Ships

[memecucker]

Has anyone tried to see if chimpanzees or bonobos could be taught to fully master fire

[readmetxt]

this one guy did and he was chained to a mountain to have an eagle eat his liver every day

[mendelssohn-kin]

Medusa was kinda problematic  :/

[mendelssohn-kin]

She objectified a lot of people 

[bewbin]

guys that only read self help books are so cringe. like bro all books are self help books the characters make the mistakes so you dont have to. After reading oediupus rex i knew to not do that

[catilinas]

the scene where odysseus kills the suitors is very dramatic and all but like. he’s got no clothes on????

i arrive on ithaca

bow: strung

disguise: off

dick: out

[memecucker]

Has anyone tried to see if chimpanzees or bonobos could be taught to fully master fire

[readmetxt]

this one guy did and he was chained to a mountain to have an eagle eat his liver every day

[lost-wandering-historian]

Get on the chariot, we're gonna go beat the shit out of a Greek God.

Zeus

Hera

Poseidon

Ares

Aphrodite

Athena

Artemis

Apollo

Hermes

Demeter

Voting ended onFeb 19, 2023

[lesbianshepard]

if I found out I was prophesied to kill my father, fuck my mother, and bring a curse upon my city, I would simply move to a different city and leave my parents behind to avoid it.

[lesbianshepard]

by zeus this can’t be happening

[wtfzeus]

Unfortunately we can’t blame Zeus for this one

[benvoolioo]

oh, so murdering my husband on his return from troy after he sacrificed our daughter to Artemis makes me the bad guy??? god forbid women do anything  🙄

[heartacher]

who does polyphemus hate more than odysseus

[heartacher]

nobody

[heartacher]

guys please it’s a literature joke i need your support on this

[wtfzeus]

Apollo and Daphne (c. 1470–1480) by Piero and/or Antonio del Pollaiuolo