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hi! im ennis (he/him). thank u for visiting and feel free to say hi cause i need buddies. i have too much shit going on to choose just one thing to post about on here, but currently posting about: anything batman/joker, hannibal, good omens, the umbrella academy

[skaelds]

OLN Chapter's 12 up! Readable here

“You’d think they’d teach you some art of rhetoric in your medical school. If you want my, ah, opinion- I don’t think butterflies inside a stomach are very healthy, doc. Listen- some… misplaced overjoy for what- a few bugs eating your insides mmh? Very Crane-like.

[daily-joker]

THE DARK KNIGHT (2008) dir. Christopher Nolan

[my-gunpowder]

[kavehalhaitham]

It’s like meeting someone I can actually relate to - ... Which, believe me, dear, I’ve NEVER felt before. You understand. You’re someone who’s not afraid to let go - and fall. Free falling. And I didn’t pack a chute. Do you know what I mean?

[iamnotjoking]

“Hello darling.”

[iamnotjoking]

The Joker in Curse of the White Knight

[pissvortex]

[rottingfacade]

[little-miss-rasputin-pageant]

it's easy to mock the concept of batman's secret identity and think it's ridiculous that nobody would realize that he's bruce wayne but if some lady suddenly showed up late at night dressed in full military grade kevlar and started fighting crime in los angeles i wouldn't look at that and think "ah it's kylie jenner"

[you-got-it-capstar]

Same logic applies to Clark Kent tbh

I wouldn’t see Superman, the crazy powerful alien, zooming past me and go “i think he’s secretly an award winning journalist”

[little-miss-rasputin-pageant]

"it's a bird, it's a plane, it's...anderson cooper?!"

[appendingfic]

Me: *sees masked man fighting both crime and police corruption*

Me: I have no idea who that is, but it is NOT a billionaire.

[spifal]

People don’t even recognise tony hawk without the skateboard what do you expect

[iamnotjoking]

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[imaboremostly]

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[lordazazel23]

it took me so long because I kept being distracted ??? And the background it lazy I know

Bonus :

[endiness]

[jokerous]

“And now I’m doing this, which should be tons of fun, but I’m bored. What is wrong with me?”

HARLEY QUINN | 1x13 “The Final Joke”

[lanthart]

I was going to do a lego movie 2 fanart, and this came out…?

[leosparr0w]

why not

[my-gunpowder]

I almost broke the computer screen at this moment

[laskulohi]

bruce wayne is the disaster bi icon we deserve