Our Life is an Illusion

[Indie Humanstuck Kankri RP blog] Kankri Vantas here for all your book needs. Please, feel free to talk to me whenever. Current M!As:

[boonbuckbaroness-blog]

red velvets always good

and honestly idk aboat icing

do whatever you think works best

[lecturinglibrarian-blog]

Vanilla! Please come visit me whenever so you can get your cake!

[boonbuckbaroness-blog]

whale i never was one to turn down free cake

boat as far as whats up

a shell of a mess that i dont wanna talk aboat is whats up

[lecturinglibrarian-blog]

I can see that.

So, uh...

What kind of cake would you want? Vanilla? Chocolate? Red velvet? Strawberry? Any flavor is fine.

Oh! And icing? What flavor? I need these things.

[boonbuckbaroness-blog]

kankri eh?

sup?

[lecturinglibrarian-blog]

Making all sorts of pies and cakes and stuff! I feel better than I have in months!

Oh! Speaking of! Would you like some? What’s your favorite kind of sweet? Pie? Cake? Cupcakes? Ice cream? Candy? Cheesecake?

Also, what’s up with you?

[teamgenerator-blog]

-- THE EXCHANGE --

@lecturinglibrarian 

There was no heavenly light to announce her presence. No fancy robes draped around her. She looked like, for all intents and purposes, a human. This was her goal most of the time. Any act of Charity she did, she wanted others to believe it was just some normal person doing it. It was a lot easier to relate to these acts if people didn’t think they were coming from some heavenly figure. She wanted people to do these things not because of what she is, but because they legitimately feel the need to.  The blonde haired girl stood there at Kankri’s door, garbed in a very casual white shirt and dark blue jeans. On the front of her shirt was a stylized cat face, coloured pink and containing four eyes. She carried with her several boxes, each containing a fresh pumpkin pie for her new acquaintance. Tis the season for it, after all. Charity knocked against the door, and waited patiently for Kankri to answer. He had said that she could come over right now, so she didn’t expect a very long delay.

[lecturinglibrarian-blog]

Kankri had been started to get to work on the ice cream when he heard the knock. He smiles and wipes his hands on his apron, walking to the door to open it wide. He looks at the boxes and laughs softly.

Taking a few and stepping away from the door, he can’t help but smile. “Hello there, darling! Oh how wonderful to see you! I’ve just been in the best of moods lately so having company over and making ice cream is fantastic! Please feel free to leave your shoes at the door!” With that, he walks back to the kitchen and sets the boxes down on the island.

He quickly goes back to cutting up berries, smiling and humming softly. He wore a light pink button-up shirt and a black skirt that flowed to the floor with stripes of bright red along the sides.

“Make yourself at home! And if you see a Persian cat around, feel free to pet her and hug her! Her name is Butters and she really is a sweetheart!”

[lecturinglibrarian-blog]

@seer-of-chastity

Hey, Chastity, I’ve been thinking...

You and I hate living alone, right?

Well...

I was thinking... You have more bedrooms than you know what to do with, while I’ve been lonely...

Would you possibly like to move in together? I think it’d be fun! I’d stock your kitchen with food and we can watch movies together a bunch!

[lukeskywalkerschanelboots]

Reblog if you support LESBIANS, are a LESBIAN, or are a CHAINSAW-WIELDING VAMPIRE from OUTER SPACE

[teamgenerator-blog]

alright well expect a 10/10 cutie at ur door in about 5 minutes ok? w pies ;)

[lecturinglibrarian-blog]

You are making my every dream come true. Haha

[teamgenerator-blog]

>:o thats real fuckin low og md gdo mental note 2 give him a piece of my mind later fkukc ugh anyway i probs will thats so sweet of u lemme know when you are ready n ill swooce on over

[lecturinglibrarian-blog]

Indeed. But that’s in the past now! I’m over it.

If you’d like, you could come over now! I wouldn’t mind having company while I make it. It’s rather simple, actually.

[boonbuckbaroness-blog]

@lecturinglibrarian started following you

hey

the names greed

an you are?

[lecturinglibrarian-blog]

I’m Kankri. It’s lovely to meet you!

[teamgenerator-blog]

dont think its too sad just an irritatin thing when it happens i dont wanna steal his identity lmfao damn you sound like u rly know what your doin tho lets trade recipes some time?? ew thats shitty behavior 0/10 i mean im not surprised but ech

[lecturinglibrarian-blog]

I can understand that, though I doubt you’d be able to steal his identity.

I make sweets all the time. I should open a bakery or something. So yes, I know what I’m doing. I’d love to trade recipes, although I doubt I’ll need any. I have too much as it is. But feel free to copy down any you find yourself fancying!

Ah, it was my own fault for falling in love with him. Should have known better. In the end, he used it against me.

[teamgenerator-blog]

lol shit yeah sorry ive just been chattin w the dude i got him on my mind n my fingers slipped up its actually charity strawberry is totes my jam but im cool with anythin tbh i aint gonna ask about ur connection to wrath nless u r comfortable w it bb

[lecturinglibrarian-blog]

Chastity is a sweetheart. He needs friends. Lots of friends. All of the friends. But that’s understandable, sometimes I spell “Karkat”, my brother, instead of my own name... Sad, hmm?

Strawberry it is! Strawberry ice cream... I’m excited to make this!

Ah... He tricked me into giving him my first time and a contract that I recently sort of wiggled my way out of with the help of Lust.

[teamgenerator-blog]

o man u n wrath got some history huh?? mmm tbh i think outta the list u provided right there ice cream is at the top hangin out sounds v lovely im down 4 that names chastity nice to meet u!

[lecturinglibrarian-blog]

I believe you meant Charity, not Chastity. But if you are, indeed, another Chastity then hello!

I’ll go ahead and make some ice cream. What flavor? Vanilla? Chocolate? Strawberry? Or possibly something a little more out there like cotton candy, birthday cake, red velvet? Or something else? What’s your favorite flavor?

And yes, Wrath and I have... Quite a bit of history.

[teamgenerator-blog]

aw shucks that isnt how its supposed to work u followed me i gotta shower u in gifts n affection im totes not stoppin u from doin the same thatd be damn hypocritical of me lol then again i did follow u also so theres that i do like cake o snap i know what we can do we can do an exchange its the spoopy season so guess what ur gettin pumpkin pie! ;D heck thats assumin you arent allergic??

[lecturinglibrarian-blog]

The only thing I’m allergic to is Wrath’s stupid face.

But otherwise, that sounds lovely! I’d love to do that! Tell me, darling, what’s your favorite kind of sweet. Cake? Cupcake? Pie? Cheesecake? Ice cream? Fudge? Jello? Candy? You name it, I’ll make it! Then I’ll invite you over and we can do a swap and possibly hang out!

Oh, I’m Kankri by the way.

[iragin]

CALL THE COPS.

[lecturinglibrarian-blog]

No?

[teamgenerator-blog]

@lecturinglibrarian started following you

@boonbuckbaroness started following you

initially i considered makin fruit baskets 4 everyone that follows me but tbh that aint enough dont u all worry tho im gonna think of somethin ;)

[lecturinglibrarian-blog]

I’d be willing to make you a cake or something instead! Would you like that? Or some other kind of sweet?

[iragin]

yes.

[lecturinglibrarian-blog]

ARUGH FINE But don’t expect me to let you in

[iragin]

:o)

[lecturinglibrarian-blog]

Nnnnoooo