Probably Getting To Old For This.

~Canadian, eh!~

[nochillsteve-archived-deactivat]

Bonus:

[anhslondon]

I repeat girls don’t want man, they want Zendaya

[nikoni]

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

A tall man who thinks being 6'4" is a personality: I’m 6'4" Me, leaving them on read:

[crazyshitisay]

Yeah but I haven’t needed a claw to reach the top shelf since I was 7 so stay mad about it shrimp

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

And I haven’t needed a 6'4" man since I got my reaching claw.

[whatspeaksofter]

Went straight for their kneecaps on that one

[omghotmemes]

Gotta make money somehow

[superiorjello]

The older this gets the funnier it is

[deejay]

[mostawesomepineapple]

Surprise edit: Percabeth insta au for @julesblackthorns 

We’re staying together, he promised. You’re not getting away from me. Never again - Percy Jackson, Mark of Athena, Rick Riordan 

[behind-the-mask-the-truth]

[bellahijadelaluna]

You’re not over exaggerating. You’re not too sensitive. You’re not too much. If it hurts you it fucking hurts you. If it makes you angry, then it makes you angry. There’s nothing wrong with you for feeling.

[catchymemes]

[cat-memes-only]

[skippit-deactivated20210520]

[eliminated]

[afeelgoodblog]

Blessed friend

[ruinedchildhood]

Rugrats was deep.

[silverhawk]

thinking about life & its twists and turns today……a lot for an armadillo to deal with but i’ll be okay………….

[bunnykicksyou]

In case anyone was worried about this little guy

[rithmalfortele]

Thank you, I was :D

[regularlesbian]

armadillo, born and raised in the desert for years without seeing a large body of water: *sees a pool* ohhhhh fuck yeag im goin in that big puddle baby

[slothsandfangirling]

I feel like my parents have finally divorced but now I’m been sent to live with a strict catholic aunt who I didn’t know existed.

[dankmemeuniversity]