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tme

[leenlkgeelo]

im happy big and sexually normal

[ms-demeanor]

I made a vertabracelet.

[kosmogrl]

average day in 2026

[tlirsgender]

My hot take about ghosts is that they're only scary if they're mad at you. White christians are scared of dead people cause they're the ones killing them

[tlirsgender]

"I'm being haunted by vengeful spirits" and why are the spirits vengeful? 🤨 victim blaming much

[tlirsgender]

Me and the girls are hangin out with our ancestors they're chill as fuck maybe if all the ghosts you know have a problem with you you should look inward

[homunculus-argument]

We need to isolate and start selectively breeding the plastic eating bacteria so we can optimise their efficiency, and then somehow splice their DNA into the gut bacteria of an obligate carnivore, so we can put it in our cats gut biomes so they'll finally be free of having to choose between whether they want to eat plastic or whether they want to live.

[hangsawoman]

therapist: and what do we say when we feel like this?

me: no live organism can continue to exist sanely under conditions of absolute reality

therapist: no

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

lol the “children should and must be the private property of their parents so that their parents can protect them from sexual abuse” takes have hit my post

[creekfiend]

so true bestie, in fact you can learn all about parents protecting their kids from sexual abuse by searching "child abuse parents statistics" :)

[eroscestlavie]

They should invent a day that has enough hours in it

[eroscestlavie]

They should invent a day that has enough hours in it

[eroscestlavie]

They should invent a day that has enough hours in it

[emon-toufanian]

[notallmensheviks]

[cryinglawstudent]

God forbid you ask a pharmacy to fill a prescription

[charl0ttan]

i believe women with penis percent slider is in advanced game settings before you start, its in a special tab at the top

so so cool lets minmax this bitch

[aroundmeblackbats]

when you go to bed significantly earlier than usual, a little menu should pop up asking if you want Wake Up Early or More Sleep. and then you should get what you requested. that's my human body UI improvement for the day.

[leenlkgeelo]

[markovchaingang]

Is the Uke a Transfeminised Figure in Society? We Asked Julia Serano and She Begged Us to Stop Calling Her

[atomicwrongs]

I also ☝️ think it's important to tell the difference between "the author's barely-disguised fetish" and "the audience member's unrealised kink that they're projecting onto the author because seeing a character tied up is making them feel funny in their Audience Member Parts"