"We'll send you a Hogwarts toilet seat!"

Eve/20/Sheffield/Feminist

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@recklessexperimentation @alllightsfuckedon @carteer24 @palaceamount41 @puccini-linguini @plumber-oklahoma-city-ok-pluming @amyxjakeb99 @starry-eyed24 @boysholdinghands @crecyclin @powerofcharles @glow-poly @britishbuggabelle @insteadof @littlegatsby @catz-n-bootz @alienlifesupport @razzledazzleya @agracious-rampant @wholockedsexydwarf @highlyfunctioning-fangirl @damnthosecheekbones @madwhovianwithabox @himynameisthomas @merioneth @nxt-alrxght @oenologirl @hedwig-pigwidgeon @shayeraholtrash 

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[kameik0]

Enjoy some Classic StarWars Bloopers.

[takineko]

Harrison Ford eating his mic is still my fav

[angelrinisadork]

The fact that Hayden Christiansen is such an absolute klutz is my favorite

[everythingfox]

Baby otter first time in the water

[memewhore]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[pitbolshevik]

"parasite in chief in her idiot hat" still makes me fucking cry laughing

[pitbolshevik]

[baskings-blog]

when you’re cozy in bed and you hear heavy rain reblog if you agree

[michaelburnnham]

I call this “tiktoks that would have been vines”

[xxaceofspacexx]

w h a t s a h a r d b o i l e d e g g

[cockwiki]

[geode-to-joy]

The generational divide came and punched them in the face

[yayfeminism]

[Source]

[mysticalcoffeequeen]

This is literally the best answer and straight men still won’t get it through their dense skulls.

[algrolo]

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[blurchur]

Never let this die

[stonecrop]

I’m both pro herbal medicine and pro vaccination because you can treat burns with aloe vera juice and sore throats with lavender infused honey but you can’t rid a country of polio with plants. 

[lavenderbud-deactivated20180916]

a video compilation of me attempting to do anything

[spudinacup]

I have tears literally everywhere I haven’t laughed this hard in so long. Who thought of this, I want to marry them and shake their hands 

[roseofithaca]

Do you think Jesus ever got many carpenter requests after he started preaching? Like did anyone ever go up to him and be like; "My Lord! My Lord!" And the disciples are all: "The Master won't do anymore miracles today." But obviously Jesus is like; "Yes, my child?" And they just ask what his basic rate is to fix their door.

[sweetiepie08]

No one talks enough about the fact that Jesus had a day job.

[ranty9000]

He repaired the relationship between humanity and god, he also repaired the table in his friend Mary's house cuz it wobbled too much.

[firelordderpy]

“Jesus!”

“How can I help you my child?”

“So the Chair I got from you and your dad is great, but I tripped over it and it broke, I was hoping you could fix it?”

“Go home and be at peace, your chair is fixed.”

“Lord, did you really just use a miracle to fix his chair?”

“Luke my son, it was still under warranty.”

[tardigradetheking]

“honey that guy who made our table got crucified” 

[pvrrhadve]

yike, the greek goddess of passive distress and mild horror

[visit-ba-sing-se]

Me, lying on my bed, face down, desperately trying to get up: come on body yip yip