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About Me

It’s been a while, so I thought I might update this for the new people around my little corner of the internet

Call me Sansa or R, I answer to both

American Jew

I love cats, chocolate, reading, writing, drinking tea, big sweaters, playing the piano and singing (although I’m not very good), the ocean, gothic architecture, art museums, folk ballads, and crying about war poetry

Bucky Barnes enthusiast and Braime shipper trash

Some of my media hyperfixations: ASOIAF and its related media, Supernatural, the MCU, Lord of the Rings, The Terror (2018), War and Peace, Les Mis, SAS Rogue Heroes, Babylon Berlin, 1917 (2019), HBO war shows

Fascists, racists, warmongers, and bigots of any kind will be sent to the grinder on sight. This includes TERFs, because trans women are women

Original posts are under #the creature talks and #my edit

Picrew tag is #portrait of the leftenant as a young lady

Political stuff is #us politics

Testimonials:

“The funniest person on this website”- tumblr user Pruneratfaverolls

“A hot leprechaun”- some drunk lady in Boston

“Likes Andrei Bolkonsky a normal amount”- tumblr user turtlecactus

“Woke feminist” -some internet rando

“Ur mind….I’d like to live there” -Andy saturnwisteria

“I fear I know not what goes on in your brain but I believe it is a beautiful place” - tumblr user schofielded

“Give Sansa a war guy she will deconstruct his gender” - tumblr user lovelacebarbee

“You can trust Sansa’s book recommendations” —tumblr user nedlittle

#about me #intro post

jurassicaa

Men don’t refer to one another as “my dear” anymore and that’s just the beginning of what’s wrong with the world

roseszirnheld

tagged by @oddsnendsfanfics <3

take the quiz

tagging @just-barrow @hooblerism @leftenantjopson and anyone who sees this if you want a go!

leftenantjopson

Accurate

Tagging @schofielded @corrosivesaints @blue-spectors

#tag games

thelordofblades

(to the tune of valjean’s soliloquy) what have i done / sweet jesus what have i done / become a pink pony girl / and now i dance at the club

thelordofblades

(to the tune of pink pony club) g-d what have you done / become a thief in the night / and a dog on the run oh mama

empyreal-lore

*looking at the OC I crafted with my own hands* what the actual hell is her problem

victoriansecret

I need to lock the fuck in? No, I need to lay the fuck down.

frankidacre

scrunkly blorbos except they’re a nuanced dead person that you need to handle with care like a fragile package

eebie

i named them cruelty of the heart and sickness of the mind

warrenzevonofficial

"ethical rpf" pisses me off i'm writing about hitting him with a belt

depsidase

phaeton-flier

Squidward's whole deal is that he was a scion of Old Money who got really into Marxism in college and decided he couldn't live with himself as a beneficiary of the Bourgeoisie. He cut ties with his parents and went to live as a proletariat for a few years to better his music.

Of course, what was supposed to be a short term service industry job before he lived for his art has bloomed into just being his life, and life as a poor artist is never as romantic as one imagines. While the cost of living of Bikini Bottom is low enough that even a frycook can be a homeowner, it's not quite so low that he can afford the luxuries he was used to growing up.

His view of the Working Class as the downtrodden masses were rather tattered by years of living between SpongeBob and Patrick, who were not so much temporarily oppressed intellectuals as they were, well, SpongeBob and Patrick.

Still, through thick and thin he's never gone back on his decision to leave the money behind. The great irony is that he is ignorant of his greatest achievement—his superiority to Squilliam isn't turning a bunch of randos into a functioning Marching Band or turning a burger joint into a fine dining establishment, it's having the strength of character to look at all the advantages Squilliam had and choose to leave it behind.

He will never be a master Clarinet player, but he will always have that

damazcuz

Squeezing oc like a stress ball. Throwing oc at the wall like a tennis ball. Dribbling oc on the ground like a basket ball. Whacking oc with a club like golf ball. AND OTHER SUCH ACTIVIES THAT YOU CAN IMAGINE.