Erm, Okay. @lefttyphoonenthusiast - Tumblr Blog

tohellwiththebeatles

Me: *listening to Bohemian Rhapsody* “THUNDERBOLT AND LIGHTNING VERY VERY FRIGHTENING ME!!”

My earphones:

whois-chihoko

I heard this post exactly how it demonstrates

sodiscreetlysympathetic-deactiv

marsupial-deleterings-deactivat

Whoever decided that 2019 was going to be the year of posting Golden Girls bits is a hero

snazzywitchcraft

Me, walking into a spiritual shop: “rOcKs??”

Shop owner: “Yes, we sell crystals”

Me, excitedly: “ROCKS?!!”

podencos

martymcflyjunior

It’s not Shego, it’s Miss Go. See? It says so on the board.

chewbacca

Kim Possible | 4x02 - “The Big Job”

somecutething

carldangerous

This looks like if you gave some newborn god a vague description of a cat and then they tried to make one

flowerais-deactivated20211031

a gentle reminder that you did well this year. you met new people, learned new things and felt new feelings. you did so many things that made you scared. you picked yourself up off the floor after feeling completely defeated or heartbroken. there were some really tough nights but you survived them all. you made people happy just by existing. you accepted many goodbyes but the serendipitous meetings made up for them. it was your own hard work that paid off but you always downplay it or compare yourself to others. that’s not fair on yourself. you’ve come so far from the first day of this year. you have more wisdom and strength now. yes, other people seem more “successful” but does that even matter? please don’t think so lowly of yourself to only think about your failures. 2018 was your year of growth. I hope you take a moment to be kind to yourself, and believe that 2019 will be even better.

themoonandhercrystals

normal-horoscopes

Normal Horoscope:

Aries: You’ve got some frog skeletons AND a matchbook. You are fuckin set aries. You’re good, nothing can stop you.

Taurus: Today for tauruses, switching to spanish for uno momento will cause you to burst into flames so dont do that.

Gemini: Strangers are just friends you haven’t met yet, and friends are archenemies that havent tried to kill you yet.

Cancer: Today your illicit plans will cross the border into a full on fiendish plot. Congratulations cancer!

Leo: Instinct will kick in when you realize you havent dug up any old grave, you dug up the grave of famous Belgian painter James Ensor.

Virgo: Turbo Botany.

Libra: All is done Libra. Let the past wash over you like a bathtub full of orange soda.

Scorpio: Never attribute to bad luck that which can be attributed to a CIA counterintelligence operation.

Ophiuchus: No way of telling until you try. Wear insulated clothing, and the stars say not heat insulated, electrical insulation.

Sagittarius: The heavenly bodies align to protect you today Sagittarius. If you get into trouble, the planet Jupiter will show up with a switchblade.

Capricorn: No rest for the wicked, and that includes you.

Aquarius: Communication. Write your affections on your significant other in permanent marker while they are asleep. Apologize profusely afterwards.

Pisces: When I asked the stars for your fortune they showed me a bunch of leaves they had glued to the wall so it spelled out “God is Dead”.

astrologym0od

libra sun, aries moon, pisces rising

stephenstilwell-deactivated2021

“The difference between us is the excitement I feel when the stars start to twinkle, and planets turn words into song.”

s.s. (stephenstilwell)

th3-z0diac

requested: Scorpio Sun, Libra Moon, Capicorn Rising, Scorpio Venus, Sagittarius Mars

m--ood-deactivated20181217

the-original-cinnamon-roll

Countless studies: hot showers are bad for you!! They dry out and damage your skin!

Me: I Will Boil Myself Like A Lobster If I So Choose

botanyshitposts

idk how the hell i’ve run a blog called ‘botanyshitposts’ for almost four years now without ever thinking to talk about this but in high school my little brother wanted a pet that wouldnt die so we got him a moss ball for $8 at a pet store and he named it tiki and it lives in this dedicated plastic tank at our parents’ house even though we’re both at college now. usually it doesnt do anything but over the past two weeks of winter break our family has watched in horror as it has gone about the process of slowly and ominously rising from its usual position at the depths of its abode to the top, where it now floats with gravel bits stuck to it from literal years of not moving. my mom has moved it to behind the sink so now whenever i go to wash my hands in the kitchen i have to face it and im scared

botanyshitposts

just squeezed all the water out of her like yall said in the replies and i put her back and shes still floating….maybe she just likes it up there

botanyshitposts

update: she sank to the bottom and stayed there for days and i thought this story was over until i WALKED OVER TO THE SINK JUST NOW

botanyshitposts

test: pet her, tell her she is a good moss ball

results: she sit

botanyshitposts

wild things about this post:

-the amount of porn bots mass reblogging this bc of the word ‘ball’

-the amount of people with extensive knowledge about native moss ball habitats and care coming out of the woodwork to reply to this post

-the amount of people endeared and riveted by her ongoing performance

bombdiggity666

I was going to post a long explanation for this diurnal migration behaviour, but I feel like a true explanation. Would just be lost.

jklantern

Blessed Post

just-bog-things

I have one too! His name is Tarim, and I got him with a friend when we went to see a real life viking ship a few times over! I love my sweet lil boyo! I hope they can be friends.